No.15 Seed Cleveland State

I asked for BIG MASK, but this is RIDICULOUS!

No. 2 Houston

UH UH! I Shouldn’t Have Gone to Cougar High.

No. 9 Wisconsin

Whaddaya Mean – We Don’t Need No Stinking Badgers?

No. 8 Seed North Carolina

Cow Attacked by ____ WTF are those things? Run!

No. 12 Seed Liberty

Well, Liberty Will go up in Flames if J. Falwell, Jr. has anything to say about it.

No. 4 Seed Oklahoma State

The Dreaded Black Snot of COVID-19.

No. 12 Seed Oregon State

I Asked You to Paint Fire Stripes on the Side of My Pickup. WTF is this?

No. 5 Seed Tennessee

The Saloon Doors Won’t Close All the Way.

No. 9 Seed Georgia Tech

That Face You Make When Straining to Get that Last Little Piece of Turd Out.

No. 8 Seed Loyola Chicago

“I was born a Rambling Dog.” With apologies to the Allman Bros.