This person either has an interesting sense of humor or the Texas authorities are unintentionally cruel.

No. 7 See Oregon

Exhibit 1 in the Walt Disney Corp v. University of Oregon lawsuit.

No. 3 Seed Texas

Ovary and Fallopian Tubes.

No. 14 Seed Abilene Christian

They beat Red’s Longhorns and thus, get a pass.

No. 6 Seed BYU

Why not have 16 wives?

No. 11 Seed UCLA

It’s Armenian for “Get Lost.”

No. 16 Seed Norfolk State

I don’t know about you Joe, but this is the last time I play a funky alien in a Sci-Fi movie.

No. 1 Seed Gonzaga

Gee You shouldn’t strain so hard when dropping a turd.

No. 9 Missouri

“And I Mizzou like the desert miss the rain.” With apologies to Everything but the Boy.

No. 8 Seed Oklahoma

Blood spurts from Sooners mouth when he accidentally cuts off his head with scythe.