Red’s 2026 Weekly Six Pack Picks – Week 2

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Red pretty much stunk it up on Week 1 going 3-3 head up. The Broncos looked awful and the Texans’ defense was exposed by the Bills. Even the Jets made Red look bad. Better times ahead?

Your Early Game Pick of the Week –  The Thursday night game is an interconference banger this week when the Lions travel to the shores of Lake Erie (pending some stupid renaming by the Reality TV Show Joke of a President) to face the Bills.  It’s good to get that trip to Buffalo over early in the season.  Red expects the Bills to take this one at home after losing at Houston in Week 1.  Josh Allen must realize that his window is closing in Buffalo and that his only recourse may be to demand a Matthew Stafford type trade to Seattle.  But that will wait until the off-season.  Detroit will, however, give the Bills what for and make this one close.  Buffalo 24 Detroit 21. 

Your Texas Game Pick of the Week – Red heads to North Texas this week to see the Commanders handle the Cowboys in Arlington.  The Cowboys looked out of sync last week and could not keep the offense on the field. It was hard to see any silver linings for a Cowboys team that was rather thoroughly dominated by a run of mill Giants squad playing with newfound toughness under Harbaugh. On the other side of the ball, the Commanders had a more than respectable showing in losing to the Eagles. A questionable 43 yard TD throw to Goedert that could have been negated by an illegal procedure penalty was the difference. Still this will be close. Washington 19 Dallas 17.

Your Must Watch Game Pick of the Week – After seeing the Bears put up 59 – count ’em – 59 points last week, this looks like a team that bears (no pun intended) watching this week. Almost undoubtedly that will be the high point total for any offense in 2026. NFL teams almost never reach into the 60’s. And the Vikings also surprised racking up 39 points in demolishing the Packers. Of course both teams probably regress to the mean this week, but Red is going all in for an offensive onslaught. Chicago 42 Minnesota 38.

Your Grudge Match Game Pick of the Week – There is no love lost between the Steelers and the Patriots and Red can’t stand either franchise. Neither one will be adding to their lofty championship numbers this season, but it still will be a dog fight on Sunday. Red likes the Steelers’ dog. Pittsburgh 20 New England 14.

Your Uncategorized Pick of the Week – Normally, Red might go with a triple reverse time zone hex game in looking at the 49ers traveling to South Florida, but Red thinks that even that is not enough to guarantee a win for the Dolphins. Instead, Red looks a bit further north as the Panthers hit the road to Atlanta to face the Falcons. And because this one is uncategorized, Red will simply say he likes the Panthers to bounce back from the incredible ass-whomping the Bears handed them in Charlotte last week. Red wonders how many fans were left at the two-minute warning. Carolina 33 Atlanta 10.

This Week’s Shit Bowl – There is not a lot to choose from this early in the season as it is a bit of guesswork for Red to determine what teams already suck.  There appears to be a potential playoff team in almost every matchup this weekend.  But Red has to pick so based on the Chargers totally pathetic showing in Week 1 and the Raiders getting the luck of the draw in facing the hapless Dolphins, Red will choose this match-up for the Shit Bowl. And for a change, you may not need to put away your hammer or other bludgeoning tool as it seems unlikely that you will want to destroy that 90 inch LG in your man cave while watching this one. Los Angeles 28 Las Vegas 27.

Trump Speaks – Red Translates

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Oil is flowing through the Hormuz Strait (aka the Trump Strait – although if this whole thing goes much further south don’t name it after me). The Countries of the World (I hear there are a lot of them), which have been no help to us whatsoever, should, and will, reimburse the United States of America (just as soon as those $5000 checks are sent out) when this SCAM Confligration (it’s a Con all right) is all over (probably when I’m dead or impeached). We are doing it much more for others (Yes, I am world famous for my generosity), than we are for ourselves (because this shit storm is backfiring unbelievably), and we have been for Generations (e.g. consider the ones I called suckers and losers who died to save Europe)! President DONALD J. TRUMP (Conmander in Cheat).

Red’s NFL Weekly Six Pack – Week 1

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Red will be back making his weekly picks with possibly some time off in October for vacation. Red promises to provide his sure-fire playoff picks in the next couple of weeks. But let’s get started with some fun and not a whole lot of analysis.

Your Early Game Pick of the Week For some unknown reason, the NFL kicks off on Wednesday with a replay of the Superb Owl LX when the Patriots travel west to face the Seahawks. Oh, who is Red kidding having a Wednesday night and Thursday night game is just another money grab for a league that has a back room employing poorly paid immigrants to shovel money in shifts 24 hours a day. Will the Pats be out to avenge their pathetic showing in February? Well, yes. But while revenge is a dish best served cold (pardon the aphorism), so is the Pats offense when facing a real team. And as always overcoming the reverse triple time zone hex while not as difficult as the regular triple time zone hex. Yes, the Seahawks have lost offensive whiz Klint Kubiak and Superb Owl MVP K. Walker but they still have one of the best defenses in the league. Seattle 24 New England 14.

Your Texas Team Pick of the Week – Meanwhile in Houston, the Texans have a chance to start the season on a very high note. CJ Stroud is a popular whipping boy right now. Josh Allen perhaps does not get the whipping he deserves for the failure to lead the Bills to the promised land. The Bills will have a good season but it gets off to a rough start when the Texans running game and defense dominate. Houston 21 Buffalo 13.

Your Blow-Out Pick of the Week – Look for the Lions to mop the field with the Saints on Sunday afternoon. The bad taste of last season is out of the Lions’ mouth. The Saints are trying to rebuild without much success. The Lions cover 7 rather handily. But as always Red’s prime caveat is do not bet the farm or even the front yard. Detroit 35 New Orleans 9.

Your Must Watch Pick of the Week – The Monday night matchup between the Chiefs and Broncos has Red really intrigued. Mahomes is back but pretty much without the wheels that fueled success early in his career. Kelce is not what he used to be now that he is a dedicated Swifty and the rest of the tools just really aren’t there. Andy will rely on a dink and dunk game with the only deep threat being X. Worthy. The Broncos still want to light it up and forget about sucking gas in the AFC Championship game with a third string quality QB at the helm. Look for Nix to have the better comeback in a very intriguing and entertaining game. Denver 31 Kansas City 27.

Your Ridiculous Road Game Pick of the Week – Every week where there is an NFL game on foreign soil Red will probably employ this category. And this week features what may be the most ridiculous NFL road game of all time when the 49ers and Rams face off in Melbourne. That is in Australia for the geographically challenged readers among you. And as far as Red can tell the only Australian this game will be the 49ers punter Mitch Wishnowsky. Although, Red has long been a fan of Australian Rules Football (although sad to see the referees in the white Fedoras are no longer a feature), Red now wishes that the NFL would continue to play games only in the Western hemisphere and leave football to the Australians as they like it. San Francisco 27, Los Angeles Rams 20.

This Week’s Shit Bowl – Some weeks it is a challenge to pick out a worthy matchup for the The Shit Bowl of the Week. Not this week when the Jets travel to Nashville to take on the Titans. Those who dare watch this game must put all sharp objects securely away, lest they be tempted to gouge out their eyes with a carrot peeler at half time. Don’t say Red didn’t warn you. But the rules of this exercise require Red to pick a “winner.” As previously noted, Red thinks the Titans are somewhat improved this season and this is a must win game for them to show that. Tennessee 11, New York Jets 9.

Red out.

Texas Senate Race 2026

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Red has taken an informal survey on his morning walks around the neighborhood. Until this morning the ratio of Talarico to Paxton signs was on the order of about 100 to 1. And the one Paxton sign was placed way up against the front of the house and mostly obscured by shrubbery. Unfortunately, this morning Red spotted another Paxton sign very close to home. It was prominently displayed with an Abbott sign (ugh!) and Hale sign (who is he?). Fortunately, right across the street were several Talarico signs which seem to be popping up regularly. So maybe the ratio is now about 75 to 1. Red’s neighborhood is not exactly a liberal bastion but his representatives in Congress and the Texas legislature are all female Democrats so the trend is definitely against MAGA. Take nothing for granted here. Get out and vote for straight ticket for Democrats down the line.

Red’s 2026 NFL Deadman of the Year Award

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Red’s 2025 NFL Deadman of the Year Award

Every year – at least when he bothers to provide his faithful readers with actual NFL picks – Red selects a player to receive the Deadman of the Year award.  This dubious honor goes to the player who might as well have been dead for all the good he did his team in 2025.  Those out for injuries generally are not up for consideration although some exceptions have been made in the past.  There were some serious contenders in 2025.  Patrick Mahomes’ performance confirmed the end of the Chiefs Dynasty and he was helped by lackluster numbers from Travis Kelce.  But both players would have had decent seasons for almost any other franchise.  JJ McCarthy clearly established that the Vikings made a huge mistake in showing Darn Old Sam the door.  C. J. Stroud continues to unimpress with a mediocre season lowlighted by his 4 INTs in the Texans second round playoff game against New England – who showed just how undeserving they were in the Superb Owl. If coaches were eligible, Pete Carroll would certainly be in the mix racking up the worst record in Raiders’ history.  If he had recovered from his Achilles tendon rupture, Red has no doubt that DeShaun Watson might have been a contender.  There is always 2026 DW!  After careful consideration and about 5 minutes of internet scrolling, this year’s award goes to a player who was not injured but whose underperformance  on the field merited him the honor. 

TUA TAGOVAILOA

Let’s start with the stats.  TT led the league in one category – Interceptions with 15 – including Hat Tricks in Weeks 6 and 7.   You might think that was somewhat offset by his 20 Touchdown tosses, but one must remember that he was benched after Week 15 after 14 games in favor  of Quinn Ewers a  rookie seventh round draft pick.  Not known as a runner TT managed to amass a mighty total of 42 yards rushing.  Sacks were not a huge problem with only about 30 beat downs.  Seemingly on the verge of maybe turning it around after a dreadful 2-7 start, the Fins had won 4 in a row going into the Steelers game.  Red must digress when he notes that passer rating is a stat that eludes him.  Somehow TT managed a 113.2 rating in what would be his  final game of the season – a 15-28 loss that really wasn’t that close in Pittsburgh.  The real kicker, however, was TT’s 4 year $212 million contract.  The Dolphins had to ditch him and will be sucking salary cap gas for another two seasons. Good luck in Atlanta Tua!  Maybe Q. Ewers is the answer, but I wouldn’t hold my breath.  Sad times on South Beach. 

Congratulations Mr. Tagovailoa – You are the 2025 Deadman of the Year.

Red’s 2026 NFL Picks – NFC East

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Red’s 2026 NFL Picks –  NFC East

Red traditionally starts with the NFL East.  Don’t ask why – because he doesn’t know. 

Philadelphia –  Let’s start with the two-time reigning NFC East and 2024 NFL champs.  2025 finished on a disappointing note.  After a nice 8-2 start, the Eagles lost 3 straight and floundered to a 11-6 finish not quite good enough to secure a first round bye.  That resulted in a Wild Card round close 23-19 loss to the 49ers.  Red notes that a surprising 22 games in NFL history have ended with that somewhat odd score.  Jalen Hurts (known to some as the most polarizing QB in the NFL) is still in his prime.  Can the experience of the venerable Red Rifle  aka Andy Dalton help Hurts overcome some of the errors of his ways?  Hurts has Saquon Barkley hoping to defy old man time for at least one more season.  He is effectively entering his 8th season have missed most of 2020 with only 19 carries. A few RBs continue to excel after 7 seasons but they are the exception to the rule.  As such, the Eagles had best not count on another 300 plus touches from Barkley in 2026.  And maybe that will not be necessary. The receiving corps gets a welcome addition in first round pick Makai Lemon and possibly free agent Marquise Brown.  Maybe Tank Bigsby lives up to his name to take some heat off of Saquon in short yardage situations.  What does not seem questionable is the Eagles defense.  Red expects the No Phly Zone to be in rare form in 2026.  Questions about a 5th offensive coordinator in 5 seasons are certainly reasonable, but HC SirIanni has shown that he knows how to win with a 59-26 record over 5 seasons – second in winning percentage only John Madden and Vince Lombardi.  Not bad company for a team that actually plays in the city in its name.  Eagles go 12-5 and win the East rather easily. 

Washington  –  The former OTNAs if you have to ask you have not been paying attention) who play in Maryland are a sexy pick to challenge for a playoff spot in 2026 after a disappointing 5-12 record last season.  Let’s face it – an 8 game losing streak is tough to overcome.  And on top of that, the Commandos were the first NFL team ever to lose four consecutive games by 21 or more points.  But as all NFL fans know, every year one formerly pathetic excuse for a professional football team rises from the dustbin and makes the playoffs.  Red is not calling the Commandos his “2026 NFL Team of Destiny” just yet, but he thinks that the DC faithful will not be dissatisfied in December.  Jayden Daniels and Terry McLaurin are back. New additions include  Laremy Tunsil who may have something left in the tank, Deebo Samuel a reliable option at WR and Von Miller and Will Harris on defense. Dan Quinn is an experienced and successful Head Coach and while memories are short, this team did go 12-5 in 2024.  Commanders will finish 10-7 with an outside shot at a Wild Card spot.

New York –  The New York Football Giants who play in New Jersey. Most predict the Giants to be around 7-10 in 2026.  Red certainly has no love lost for Trump bootlicker Jaxson Dart, but he is a competent NFL QB with a good crop of receivers.  Red does like Tyrone Tracy, Cam Skattebo and if they stay healthy the Giants’ rushing attack will take a lot of pressure off of Dart. Abdul Carter looks like a superstar in the offing at outside LB for a defense that could set a new team sack record. If they knock off the Cowboys in Week 1, they have 3 very winnable games in their next 6 when facing, the Titans, Cardinals and Saints.  A 4-3 record going into their bye week sets them up nicely.  It gets much tougher after that and some upsets will be needed to bring home an 8-9 record and win the tie-breaker with Dallas for 3rd spot in the East.  Giants 8-9.

Dallas –  The Cowboys (who play in Arlington) are clearly in decline.  Since back to back to back 12-5 seasons, the team has won only 7 games the past two seasons and of course, missed the playoffs.  Since 1996, the Cowboys have won a grand total of 4 playoff games.  If you are not a math whiz that is one playoff win on average every 7.5 seasons.  So first, what do the Cowboys have going for them this season.  They still have the best kicker in the league in Brandon Aubrey and added George Pickens at wide receiver.  The defense was not technically the worst in the NFL in 2025 but it wasn’t for lack of trying.  Only the Jets gave up more points and only the Bengals and Commandos gave up more yards per game. The run defense was bad, but the passing defense was truly atrocious giving up more yards per game than any other team. (NOTE:  If defenses could win Deadman of the Year – the Cowboys would have swept the field.  Maybe Red needs to rethink his award strategy!) Yes, the defense will not be as truly terrible as it was in 2025, but . . .   Anyhow, Red will continue here with his traditional beef.  A team that has not really sniffed a chance at a Conference Championship appearance, much less a Superb Owl in 30 years gets 9 national TV appearances yet again.  That includes the big time Week 1 Sunday night game, one more Sunday night game against Green Bay in October followed by a Monday night showdown with the Eagles, the mandatory Thursday night game, another Monday nightery  in December and 4 late afternoon Sunday games including the prime Thanksgiving spot.  Only one of the late pm games is time zone related when they play the Rams in late December.  Cowboy haters will have their hands full.  Cowboys go 8-9 and round out the bottom of the NFC East.

Red’s 2026 NFL Picks – NFC North

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Red’s 2026 NFL Picks – NFC North

The old black and blue division is not so black and mostly blue these days.  Red hates picking this division more than he hates tuna salad.  These teams would do well to move to the CFL.

Green Bay –  Red goes against the majority of the pundits with this pick.  Red has lots of love for Mr. Love coming off a career year.  He has good targets in Watson, Reed and rookie Matthew Golden.  Josh Jacobs is a good workhorse back.  The defense will be challenged with Micah Parsons out for the first part of the season and what may be a somewhat shaky secondary.  Why is Red picking the Pack?  Your guess is as good as his.  Games against the Lions in late October and to close out the season could determine the Packers fate.  Red goes out on a limb to call it a 12-5 season for the Packers.

Detroit  – The Lions are the betting line favorite to win the North yet again despite tanking it last year.  Red was unimpressed with just about everything this team did last season.  After winning the division in 2023 and 2024, the Lions finished dead last in 2025.  Yeah, behind the Vikings.   Okay, the Lions were a bit more than decimated (look up the actual definition) by injuries last season.  They still have offensive standouts in Gibbs (now backed up by Isiah Pacheco), and St. Brown.  TE is a question mark.  And who could not like defense with names like DJ Wonnum and Rock Ya-Sin. The last place finish does afford the Lions a relatively easy schedule.  No other team gets to play the dregs like the Titans, Saints, Jets,  Dolphins, Giants and Cardinals. It’s easy to see six wins right there.  With a bit of luck in the division, the Lions could be looking at ten wins or more.  Red goes all in for the Lions to get a Wild Card spot at 10-7.

Chicago  – The Bears had seven 4th Quarter comebacks in 2025 – some of them being fairly wild.  The Bears also were plus 22 in the turnover department.  The odds of both of those things happening again in 2026 are pretty slim.  The Bears are also going to be overly dependent on their very strong rookie class.  That bodes well for the future, but maybe not just yet.  The Bears defense will remain the core of the team and keep them in a lot of games.  Thieneman and Elliott are on track to be very good players. Red just doesn’t see the Bears repeating.  They will fight with the Lions for the last Wild Card spot.  Bears go 10-7.

Minnesota – Red has already given the Vikings the boo bird for letting Darn Old Sam slip away and win an NFL Championship.  What is the fix?  Bringing in Kyler Murray to compete with JJ McCarthy for the starting job?  Red wonders what went into that decision.  There is no doubt that the Vikings have one of the best receiving corps in the business with Justin Jefferson, Jordan Addison, Jauan Jennings and TJ Hockenson (that’s a lot of J’s).  Fantasy players have to scroll down pretty far to find Jordan Mason and Aaron Jones (yet more J’s) on the RB list.  The Vikings look like a throw to set up the run team.  That requires some to make throws.  Red doesn’t see it.  Vikings miss out at 7-10.

P.S.  If you haven’t watched a CFL game you are missing out. 

Red’s 2026 NFL Picks – NFC South

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Red’s 2025 NFL Picks – NFC South

Talk about a meaningless chore to pick what some call the NFL’s most mediocre division.  That was incorrect because last season it was the NFL’s worst division. The best thing you can say about the NFC South is that all of the teams play in the city (or state) they are named for. Red keeps this one short and not so sweet. Well here goes nothing -literally – because any team could win this division with a 7-10 record.  You laugh, but last year three teams finished with 8-9 records and Red isn’t exactly sure how many tiebreakers they had to run through to declare the Panthers as the “winner.”  Turns out it was one.  Turns out under the current format for this exercise Red must pick a division winner.  Drum roll.  Dice roll.

Carolina –  The Panthers ended 2025 with the “distinction” of being the first NFL team to twice make the playoffs with a losing record, but nonetheless acquitted themselves quite nicely in the playoffs taking the Rams down to the wire in a 34-31 loss.   The reward for winning the division is of course the first place schedule which gets the Cats matchups with the 2024 and 2025 NFL Champions in the Eagles and Seahawks.  That may be the key to not repeating as division champs.  Bryce Young is ensconced under center and his O line is good enough to give him time.  Unfortunately, Mr. Young just does not have much in the way of a supporting cast.  Defense and special teams will have to win a few games this season for the Panthers to be competitive.  Panthers wind up 7-10 and win the division once again with a losing record. 

Atlanta –  The Falcons were definitely the team no one wanted to face at the end of 2025 winning their last four in a row.  Some solace for a team that has not registered a winning season in 8 long years.  Unfortunately, it will be 9 come January 2027.  Do the Falcons have a quarterback.  Michael Penix can’t stay on the field and wasn’t very good when he was playing. So who do the Falcons turn to? – None other than Red’s 2025 Deadman of the Year – Tua Tagovailoa.  Bijan Robinson is great – no one questions that, but he cannot carry an offense by his lonesome although he certainly tried last season with 366 touches.  Drake London and Kyle Pitts are no slouches but someone has to get the rock to them.  One might feel better with a steady hand on the sidelines – but Shaky Kevin Stefanski does seem to be the answer.  Falcons are 7-10.  Are you sensing a trend here?

Tampa Bay –  The popular pick of the pundits and who is Red to disagree.  Red wonders why given the late season collapse.  The Bucs will rise and fall with Baker Mayfield.  The loss of Mike Evans is tough – he made Johnny Football look like the real deal. Red refuses to waste any more brain cells on this franchise.  Buccaneers go 7-10.  Sound familiar?

New Orleans –  The Saints also had a nice finish to the 2025 season until running into the Falcons buzz saw in Week 18.  Some view the Saints as ascendent – not exactly a tough call coming off of a sad 6-11 campaign.  Was Tyler Shough the best rookie quarterback in the league last season?  Was there another rookie quarterback worth mentioning?  Red is drawing a blank.  Pick ups of Travis Etienne and draft pick Jordyn Tyson should help with an offense that was overly dependent on Chris Olave.  The defense is hardly improved with several starters departing. On paper the Saints have the second easiest schedule in 2026 – but we know how that can turn out.   If you haven’t been to a Saints home game, you are missing out. Saints are 7-10.   Oh heck yeah!

Red’s 2026 NFL Picks – NFC West

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Red’s 2026 NFL Picks – NFC West

Red was just in San Francisco this summer.  It’s an amazing place in many respects and may have influenced his decision making. 

San Francisco –  Despite some troubles in the owner’s box, Red thinks that Niners (who play in Santa Clara) get off to a fast tart.  Red is not letting the Niners owner off the hooker anything like that for his bad boy behavior. And Red’s female readers should know that Red would never make let such stupidity influence his call girls.  This team has done a lot to vamp up the offense.  They have brought in a harlot of new players who just might not be bawd.  If Red thinks the Niners have a shot to win the whore thing, I’m not madam I?   Red is not one to make these picks and blow his strumpet for no good reason.  If you moll it over, you just might agree.   Niners cocotte a bunch of wins and finish 12-5.

Seattle – Your NFL Champions had a great 2025 and joined the multiple SB winners club.   But those champions typically fall off a bit in their subsequent seasons.  The Seahawks are no different in 2026.  There is still a lot to like about the Falconos Marinos.  The Champions have one of the youngest rosters in the league, but suffered some notable losses at running back and in the secondary.  Darn Old Sam still has reliable targets in Rashid Shaheed and Jaxon Smith-Njigba.  The defense will not be as good as the unit that had 47 sacks and caused 25 turnovers, but still should be a top-5 unit.  The Seahawks are in at 11-6.

Los Angeles –   Red has never liked the Rams and never will. Red loves LA as a city, but not its sports teams.  Let’s leave it at that. Oh yeah, and they play in Inglewood – wherever the hell that is. Adding Myles Garrett on defense is a big plus. There is nothing special about the Rams rushing attack.  Stafford seems ageless with his 46 TDs and 4707 passing yards last season, but he is entering his 18th season. Opening in Melbourne is weird and it doesn’t get much easier after that as the Rams play the Broncos Eagles and Bills in Weeks 3-5.  They get a break mid-season, but have a tough haul after their bye week with the Packers, Chiefs, Niners, Cowboys and then with two out of the last three with the Seahawks – which games will likely determine the Rams fate.   Rams miss out at 9-8.

Arizona –  Dry times in the desert are not about to change – there is no rain in sight.  As noted, every year one team rises from the ashes of the dumpster fire that was the previous season and makes the playoffs.  This is not that year for the Cardinals.  The team needed a new direction and maybe new HC Mike LaFleur can steer a new course.  No offense, but a quarterbacking corps of Jacoby Brissett, Carson Beck and Gardner Minshew probably means “no offense” – at least through the air.  This team will depend heavily on its decent set of RBs perhaps led by rookie Jeremiyah Love finding holes punched by a sub-par offensive line.  And don’t get Red started on the Cards defense.  Cardinals show some slight improvement under less incompetent leadership at 5-12.