This person either has an interesting sense of humor or the Texas authorities are unintentionally cruel.
No. 7 See Oregon
Exhibit 1 in the Walt Disney Corp v. University of Oregon lawsuit.
No. 3 Seed Texas
Ovary and Fallopian Tubes.
No. 14 Seed Abilene Christian
They beat Red’s Longhorns and thus, get a pass.
No. 6 Seed BYU
Why not have 16 wives?
No. 11 Seed UCLA
It’s Armenian for “Get Lost.”
No. 16 Seed Norfolk State
I don’t know about you Joe, but this is the last time I play a funky alien in a Sci-Fi movie.
No. 1 Seed Gonzaga
Gee You shouldn’t strain so hard when dropping a turd.
No. 9 Missouri
“And I Mizzou like the desert miss the rain.” With apologies to Everything but the Boy.
No. 8 Seed Oklahoma
Blood spurts from Sooners mouth when he accidentally cuts off his head with scythe.