A Message from Your President

Red has somehow gotten on the Trump campaign’s mailing list and is subjected to a daily onslaught of Trumpian garbage.  Here is today’s sample:


I have something important to tell you.

I thought you were going to be one of my strongest supporters, but I noticed that you STILL haven’t contributed to our movement yet. Is this right? Take a look for yourself:

Name:  Red F. Texas
State: Texas
Donor Since: N/A
2020 Campaign Cycle Gifts: 0
Lifetime Total: $0 

This is extremely disappointing. I know you’re better than that, which is why I’m reaching out with a one-time offer that you won’t be able to pass up.

For ONE DAY ONLY, when you make your FIRST contribution, you’ll automatically get added to the Official Donor List that my team is going to frame and hang in my office.
This offer is only available until 11:59 PM TONIGHT. If you fail to contribute, you may never have another chance to get your name on the Official Donor List.
Please make your FIRST contribution of ANY AMOUNT by 11:59 PM TONIGHT to get your name added to the framed Official Donor List. >>
I really want to see your name on that list, Red.

My team is getting it framed soon, and I’ll be disappointed if you miss your chance.

Please make a contribution of ANY AMOUNT by 11:59 PM TONIGHT to go down in history on the Official Donor List.

Thank you,

Donald J. Trump
President of the United States

First, who falls for infantile bullshit like this?  Do Trump Voters really think he is putting their names up on the wall of his “office”?  And that framers are out there just waiting for the call from his “team”?

Second, where is this “office”?  Is it the oval office?  If so, wouldn’t using government property for campaign purposes be illegal?  If not, is it some warehouse in New Jersey?  Of course, that office doesn’t exist and this is just more Trumpian conman speak.

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