Red’s 2024 – NFL Week 1 Ratings

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  1. Kansas City Chiefs – Still winning games that they should probably lose.
  2. San Francisco 49ers – Loaded for bear.
  3. Buffalo Bills – the only 2-0 team gets real consideration from Red.
  4. Detroit Lions – Red’s former team of destiny has arrived.
  5. Houston Texans – Beating the Colts on the road has never been easy for this team.
  6. Dallas Cowboys – A nice beat down of the Browns.
  7. Philadelphia Eagles – Top quality win over the Packers.
  8. Tampa Bay Bucs – Beating the Commanders. Big Whoop!
  9. Miami Dolphins – Nice win over Florida rival Jags.
  10. Baltimore Ravens – Coulda, shoulda, didn’t. A lot of teams say that after playing Chiefs.
  11. Seattle Seahawks – Winning a game they need to win.
  12. Los Angeles Chargers – Off on the right foot for Jim Harbaugh.
  13. Pittsburgh “Stealers” – It never gets old.
  14. Chicago Bears – Enjoy your time in the top 50%.
  15. Minnesota Vikings – Ditto.
  16. New England Patriots – Almost Ditto. Nice win for new coach.
  17. New Orleans Saints – Well, they won. If beating the Panthers counts as a win.
  18. Los Angeles Rams – Matthew Stafford was lucky to not leave in a basket.
  19. Green Bay Packers – 16, 43, 8.5, Spokane, Hup!
  20. Indianapolis Colts – The second best loser this week after the Ravens.
  21. Atlanta Falcons – The ship is already listing just a bit.
  22. Jacksonville Jaguars – A well deserved loss.
  23. Cincinnati Bengals – Red is wondering about his Wildcard pick of the Bengals already.
  24. New York Jets – A road stomping to start the season.
  25. Cleveland Browns – Don’t deserve this high of a ranking, but see below.
  26. Washington Commanders – If you can’t say anything nice . . .
  27. Denver Broncos – Ugh.
  28. Las Vegas Raiders – The beginning of a long, hot and dry season.
  29. New York Giants – There is no light at the end of the tunnel.
  30. Tennessee Titans – The rebuilding starts early.
  31. Arizona Cardinals – Nowhere to go but up.
  32. Carolina Panthers – Pencil them in at No. 32. Oh, who is Red kidding? Use ink.

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