Red’s 2024 – NFL Rankings Week 2

  1. Kansas City Chiefs – Reigning champs will be No. 1 until they lose a game
  2. Buffalo Bills – The window still seems wide open.
  3. New Orleans Saints – What a freaking beat down of the unduly vaunted Cowboys. The season could end now and Red would be happy.
  4. Tampa Bay Buccaneers – Baker Mayfield has found his home at long last.
  5. Houston Texans – Playing as well as any team on on two and half sides of the ball.
  6. Los Angeles Chargers – Herbert’s sophomore slump appears to be just that.
  7. Seattle Seahawks – Red is going long on Geno playing the whole season.
  8. Minnesota Vikings – Will the smoke and mirrors hold out?
  9. Pittsburgh Stealers – Red believes at least for another week.
  10. Detroit Lions – Red’s former team of hit a road bump that they should have avoided
  11. San Francisco 49ers – Have they ever scored exactly 49 points in a game?
  12. Baltimore Ravens – The ship is listing badly. Captain LJ needs to take control.
  13. Philadelphia Eagles – Still have the best tandem running backs in the league.
  14. New York Jets – A Rodg looks good. Damn it.
  15. Miami Dolphins – With Tua out for the foreseeable future, Skylar Thompson has to step up.
  16. Green Bay Packers – Who knows? Surely not Red.
  17. Arizona Cardinals – Marvin Harrison, Jr. – Just wow!
  18. Las Vegas Raiders – Hmm.
  19. Cleveland Browns – A start for Jameis Winston can’t be far away.
  20. Atlanta Falcons – Redefining mediocrity.
  21. Dallas Cowboys – See No. 3 above.
  22. Washington Commanders – Division play awaits.
  23. Chicago Bears – Gave the Texans what for last week.
  24. Los Angeles Rams – Claiming the title of the best winless team.
  25. Indianapolis Colts – Not getting any breaks.
  26. Jacksonville Jaguars – Not deserving any breaks.
  27. Tennessee Titans – What is going on in Nashville?
  28. New England Patriots – If you can’t say something nice . . .
  29. Denver Broncos – See above.
  30. Cincinnati Bengals – Wake up!
  31. New York Giants – Looking hopeless.
  32. Carolina Panthers – Don’t make Red say it.

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