As a reminder Red may not be posting next week due to exigent circumstances that you don’t need to know about.

1. Kansas City Chiefs – Mahomes hasn’t been very Mahomesian – more INTs than TDs – but even so they just keep winning.
2. Detroit Lions – Major win over division rival Vikings wasn’t easy and the Lions clearly miss Aiden Hutchinson, but still . . .
3. Baltimore Ravens – Playing better than any team in the league right now. One two punch of Jackson and Henry.
4. Buffalo Bills – Have yet to come out for the bell fighting, but damn good at finishing.
5. Minnesota Vikings – Horns down after blowing it against the Lions.
6. Green Bay Packers – Tell Texans to suck it.
7. Washington Commanders – Have they beaten a good team yet?
8. Houston Texans – Sucked it. O line needs to step up and protect the franchise.
9. Pittsburgh Stealers – Winning with tired old Russell Wilson.
10. Philadelphia Eagles – Should be better, aren’t yet.
11. Chicago Bears – Will face Marcus Mariotta – speaking of tired and old.
12. Denver Broncos – Have won 4 games, Red thought they might win 6 – is that right?
13. Tampa Bay Buccaneers – No shame in losing to the Ravens other than losing is usually shameful.
14. Seattle Seahawks – Righted the listing row boat with win against good Falcons team.
15. Atlanta Falcons – Could have been in top 10 but for losing. See above.
16. Los Angeles Chargers – Losing a field goal fest to the Cardinals does not exactly inspire confidence.
17. Indianapolis Colts – Now only one game out of 1st in AFC South – Who’d a thunk it. Certainly not Red.
18. San Francisco 49ers – There was a time in the not too distant past where a prime time matchup with the Cowboys would have been must see TV. Ah! Memories.
19. Dallas Cowboys – There was a time in the not too distant past where a prime time matchup with the 49ers would have been must see TV. Ah! Memories.
20. Cincinnati Bengals – Red almost spelled Cincinnati correctly on the first try.
21. Arizona Cardinals – They’re not dead yet in the pathetic AFC West.
22. New York Jets – There not dead yet but complaints abound.
23. New York Giants – On life support.
24. Miami Dolphins – Return of Tua will make a difference. How much??
25. New Orleans Saints – Sadness on the Mississippi.
26. New England Patriots – Now merely a whipping boy.
27. Las Vegas Raiders – Red’s got nothing.
28. Tennessee Titans – Red’s got . . . .
29. Carolina Panthers – Is anyone still reading at this point?
30. Cleveland Browns – When losing your franchise quarterback for the season is a good thing.
31. Los Angeles Rams – Oh please.
32. Jacksonville Jaguars – I’ve seen teams suck before but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.