Red loves him some Conway Twitty. And as CT is the undisputed King of County Adultery, Red thought you might like a playlist even though Conway – sadly – is not from Texas. For the record, Red is against adultery as a general rule, but without cheating classic country music is pretty much limited to drinking, fighting while drunk, driving, driving while drinking, Mama, rain and general bad times.

1. Linda on My Mind. Maybe the adultery hasn’t happened yet, but you know it’s going to.
2. I See the Want to in Your Eyes. Oh yeah. He’s ready to jump on a married woman and Conway thinks she is too.
3. Hello Darlin’. Longing for some adultery with an old flame who has moved on. She has a new man – but is he her husband? Red says yes.
4. Darling You Know I Wouldn’t Lie. Yeah, right.
5. Mississippi Woman, Louisiana Man (with the great Loretta Lynn). You know there’s something going on if you’re will to swim alligator infested waters.
6. I Can Tell You’ve Never Been this Far Before. There is some debate about this one – is she a virgin or a first time adulterer. Given Conway’s track record Red will throw it in anyway.
7. Back Street Affair (also with Loretta Lynn). There’s no doubt about his one. “They say I wrecked your life and brought sorrow to your wife.”
8. I Wonder if You Told Her About Me (there’s definitely something going on with Conway and Loretta). Red will take bets that he hasn’t.
9. It’s Only Make Believe. A bit of a stretch here. Red thinks she is probably married. But this is such a great song, you have to put it on any Conway Twitty list.
10. Tight Fittin’ Jeans. She’s rich, probably married to a geezer and on the move. Conway’s ready.