Red has always thought of himself as mildly psychic or perhaps just mildly delusional.  But Red had a dream last night in which he saw the future of Texas in the year of our Lord 2025.

1.            The Texas Longhorns will not win the National Championship.

2.            Fans will claim the Horns got robbed.

3.            The Texas legislature will fail to pass a bill banning all cannabis products.

4.            Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick will commence to throw a hissy fit and bandy threats about.

5.            The Muskrat will be involved in a near fatal Tesla crash and will blame it on the godless leftist radicals.

6.            Another deep freeze – another power grid failure.

7.            Austin housing market will continue to nose dive and office vacancy rates will soar.

8.            Bastrop will go to hell as the Muskmelon moves in.

9.            The Dallas Cowboys will miss the playoffs for the second straight season.  Panic ensues.

10.         Trump will visit Texas at least 4 times accompanied by the Muskellunge. Crowds will be decidedly smaller but  several attendees will die from heat stroke and/or be crushed trying to get a look at their emperor god.

11.         Matthew McConaghy will not run for governor.

12.         A new TV series set in Amarillo will be in the works starring John Travolta as a used car dealer.

13.         Dismantling of the FDA causes massive listeria outbreak when MAGATS begin to drink raw milk.

14. Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton is appointed as ambassador to Bhutan. No, he is totally snubbed.

15. Houston Texans win the AFC South with 12-5 record.

16. San Antonio Spurs return to the NBA playoffs.

17. Texas Governor Abbott is injured in a mysterious wheelchair accident involving dwarves.

18. A major art theft hits a noted Texas museum.

19. El Paso attempts to secede and join New Mexico.

20. When Trump attempts to invade Mexico, swarms of immigrants swoop across the Rio Bravo.