“I was an anthropology major but I had to take an architecture course and we worked on an old building where they excavated these ancient dildos and discovered that the place had been a whorehouse centuries before.”
Overheard at a prominent Houston art museum.
“I’m like, you’re mother’s a fucking farmer!”
Overheard last Friday evening in the parking lot of a major Houston art museum.
“Hand grenades are overrated.”
Some dude in a work uniform in the elevator who fortunately got off almost immediately. Red has no idea what the context of that statement could possibly be.