No. 7 U Conn

Official Mascot of Trump University.

No. 10 Seed Maryland

Trade you this M for my penis back.

No. 15 Seed Grand Canyon

Noted for their lack of speed.

No. 2 Seed Iowa

Flying Boobs, an Enema Bag, a Jib Sail and Lion’s Tooth.

No. 9 Seed Drake

Outta my way. I’m taking a shit in your front yard!

No. 6 Seed Southern Cal

We’re going to choose a mascot represented the biggest losers in ancient history. Carthaginians just doesn’t have a ring to it. Let’s go with Trojans.

No. 15 Seed Iona

Leprechaun with Jaundice.

No. 2 Seed Alabama

Later in the circus act he stands on the A and spins around on one foot.

No. 12 Seed UC Santa Barbara

Zoro is retired but on occasion can be seen terrorizing unsuspecting tourists in Santa Barbara.

No. 5 Seed Creighton

Bird escapes from poorly designed window.