ISIS Crisis in Texas, Cont. – Sort of

Virginia Congressman and Tea Party Wannabe Rep. David Brat is claiming that ISIS has set up shop in Texas and that the worst is yet to come.  According to the Houston Chronicle, Brat has been speculating about goings on in the Lone Star State.

U.S. Rep. David Brat (R-Virginia) told conservative talk radio host Rusty Humphries that a Middle Eastern militia had already raised its black flag in the Lone Star State.

“In our country it looks like we have an ISIS center in Texas now, that’s been reported last week,” he said. “You can’t make up what a terrible problem this is.”

OMG, get your guns and run for the hills.  Life as we know it is over.  But make sure our law enforcement officials know what is going on before we get the hell out of Dallas.

Texas Department of Public Safety spokesman Tom Vinger said, “There is absolutely nothing to substantiate such a claim.”

Well apparently you can make it up.

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