The Woodlands – an exclusive enclave north of Houston – could become the repository for displaced memorials to American traitors. At a Tea Party meeting on Tuesday, Gordy Bunch, the Woodlands Township Board Chairman, said Tuesday that his town might welcome in the statues that are coming down across the South. Bunch, taking a stiff draught of the Tea Party Kool-Aid, seems to think that having a bunch of monuments that were erected not to honor the confederacy but to encourage white supremacy deposited in his community will give his town a sense of history. Bunch repeated the same tired old myths equating getting rid of memorials to traitors with trying to change history. As Red has repeatedly pointed out, you can’t change the facts of history. You can, however, decide whom you choose to honor in bronze. His poor brain addled by the Tea Party Kool-Aid, Brunch argued,
“What’s happening across the state and across the country is ridiculous regarding eliminating history.We don’t have a lot of history here in the Woodlands because we’re only 42, 43 years old. For all these folks in Dallas, in Austin and San Antonio and other places looking to relocate their history, might I suggest they can take those assets over here.”
So The Woodlands can become the repository for American Racist History. That’s pretty fitting for one of the largest master-planned white flight communities in the country. Red suggests placing a statue of the traitors on every hole of every golf course in The Woodlands and designating them all as “immovable obstructions.”
And no Red, isn’t talking about the Trump Administration. He is looking at photos of a mysterious sea creature that washed up on the Texas coast near Texas City in the wake of Hurricane Harvey. Preeti Desai of the National Audubon Society spotted the creature while assessing damage from the storm with other conservationists. She posted pictures on Twitter asking biologists to clear up the mystery.
The most likely identification appears to be that the animal was a fangtooth snake-eel, also known as the tusky eel, which is native to the Gulf of Mexico. The Daily Mail has the full story.
State Rep. Pat Fallon (R-Frisco) filed House Bill 250 last month that would protect motorists who hit demonstrators “blocking traffic in a public right-of-way” if the river exercises “due care.” Red isn’t sure how you would determine if a driver used due care in hitting a protestor or why you would want to provide such protection to a motorist. What’s so gall-danged important that you need to drive through a throng blocking a street anyway? If it’s a life and death situation, it is also pretty unlikely to involve your average driver in their Toyota. The bill would not change any criminal laws, but would make it more difficult to hold someone civilly liable in such cases.
Predictably, Fallon caught a lot of flack for his tone deafness in this matter and was outraged that anyone would take umbrage with making it potentially less – shall we say, troublesome – to run over a demonstrator. The Dallas Morning News has more here.
Young Sheldon the spin-off of the megahit sitcom The Big Bang Theory will, of course, be set in Texas. In TBBT, Jim Parsons, a Houston native, plays social misfit genius Sheldon Cooper who was fictionally raised in east Texas in a bible-thumping, sports and gun loving family. The show has played off of that aspect of his character rather brilliantly – especially with crackerjack actress Laurie Metcalf in a recurring role as Sheldon’s mother Mary. Every episode with Metcalf is a real joy to watch as she totally invades the stage with her understated performance as Sheldon’s doting but often cynical mother. Young Sheldon will start with seven-year old Sheldon already in high school and feature interaction with his family who do not know quite what to make of the young prodigy.
MySA reports that Metcalf’s daughter Zoe Perry will play the same role as her mother in the new show and one can only hope that she carries on like mom. In any event, Red is always pleased to see another TV show set in Texas (with the notable exception of Walker – Texas Moron) even if filming takes place in Burbank. Hopefully, there will be some notable Texas exteriors if the show takes off. Red is skeptical, but then he also thought Frazier would probably bomb.
Young Sheldon is set for a special Monday night premiere at 7:30 p.m. on Sept. 25, after the season opener of The Big Bang Theory. The regular time slot will be at 7:30 p.m. on Thursdays beginning in November with the TBBT as a lead-in.
Red has been on the highway to hell (aka I-35 to Dallas) and other major and minor Texas roads quite a bit this summer. Red has driven all over this great country of ours, and Texans take a back seat to no one when it comes to overly aggressive highway maneuvering. If you aint doing 95 in the left lane partner, you’d best get out of the way unless you like having some angry cowboy drinking a Bud Light in an F-250 pulling a trailer loaded with 2 horses, 6 goats, 5 bales of hay and his mother-in-law right on your ass. And if you’re just doing 75 in the right lane, you’re going to be the last one back to Abilene. Red just can’t remember the last time he saw someone pulled over by a DPS officer. Red has seen a few on the road, but they just don’t seem interested in pulling over Billy Joe anymore unless he has reached triple digits. Perhaps they are all policed out from chasing illegals down on the borderlands.
Apparently, someone is still getting ticketed however. The Fort Worth Star-Telegram has posted a list of the counties where you are most likely to get bagged for speeding. So speed read on brother because as they say – Hell aint half full yet.
“When I go back to Texas, nobody asks about Russia. You know, I held town halls all over the state of Texas. You know how many questions I got on Russia? Zero.”
Sen. Ted Cruz (TP-Texas). Red wonders exactly what town hall meetings Cruz is talking about. Looking at his official website, there is a bizarre out-of-focus picture of the Loop 360 bridge over Lake Austin, but nary a mention of any town hall meetings since Trump took office and shows that none are scheduled. Red acknowledges Cruz held some kind of under the radar meeting to discuss Veterans’ issues in recent weeks, but Cruz has been notably unwilling to face the citizens he supposedly represents in recent months. So hold a real town hall Ted, and Red will be there to ask you plenty of questions about Russians and why you now support the “utterly amoral”, “pathological liar”, serial philanderer”, and “sniveling coward” of a President who slandered your wife and father.