Short Answer: They suck!
For an in depth analysis for the ultimate sports geek, please turn to SB Nation which runs through a myriad of statistics and graphical analyses to come up with a precise answer as to why the Longhorns have underperformed over the last 5 years. And the answer is – They suck!
To illustrate the Longhorns’ suckiness, SB Nation presents exciting and allegedly meaningful visual aids such as –
Not to mention insightful analysis like –
And if that doesn’t get you excited about the upcoming season, try –
And if you haven’t fallen asleep – Hook ’em.