Well today is the day that the right-wing conspiracy theory Tea Party whackos have been waiting for. The Feds are finally here to round up your women, children and most importantly guns. That is, if they just don’t kill you right off the bat and haul your carcass away in a Blue Bell Ice Cream truck. Yep, that’s the latest theory. The Army will be using the obviously underutilized refrigerated trucks to transport bodies of those on the “Red List” to other undisclosed sites for – well it’s not really clear what for. Or the whole thing is a cover up to put troops in place for the giant asteroid that is going to strike the southwest in September. Or the gurus of Russian mind control are going to convert everyone into a Democrat. Or maybe the Army is going to use the Russian troops spotted in Tennessee to do the dirty work of rounding up and killing the real patriots of the Tea Party. Or after the jack-booted troops establish control, Obama is going to fly into Phoenix, personally pistol whip Jan Brewer and declare himself Emperor for Life. Or maybe it’s just an Army training exercise.