Ted Cruz: The sky is falling. The sky is falling. Why? Because Obama is not a leader. I know how to lead, I was a patrol leader in my Canadian boy scout troop.
Jeb!!!!$$$$?: I know how to lead too, I was the corresponding secretary for my fraternity at UT. Oh yeah, and governor of some state. I forget which.
Marco Rubio: The problem is that Obama is weak, really weak, disgustingly weak. Pero, yo soy muy fuerte.
Chris Christie: I’ve seen weak leaders before, but he’s weakest weak-kneed, weakling that was ever weak.
Carly Fiorina: Yeah, killing Osama bin Laden and all those Al Qaida leaders and not having a terror attack in the U.S. on his watch just shows how weak he is. Very weak. Weaker than Rand Paul.
Rand Paul: Weakness in the defense of liberty is no vice!
Ben Carson: It’s past my bedtime.
Scott Walker: I am not weak, I just look that way on TV.
John Kasich: I’m still over here.
Mike Huckabee: I was for calling Obama a weakling, before weakness was cool.
Donald Trump. The weak love me too. Have you seen how I’m polling with the weak?