The Latest from the Hopefully Soon to be Former Reality TV Show Joke of a President

By 10:30 this morning, Red had received 15 emails from various members of the Trump Crime Family begging for money and spreading false information. The desperation is open, obvious and kind of pathetic. Red has a bit of knowledge about election disputes and one thing is almost always true – the guy or gal that isn’t going to win is the one filing the lawsuits.

So while it was hard to pick out one of the emails from the stack – here goes:

Joe,

THE DEMOCRATS WILL TRY TO STEAL THIS ELECTION (which means I am trying to steal it as I am the King of Projection)!

Just like I predicted from the start, mail-in ballots (totally legal if cast for me) are leading to CHAOS like you’ve never seen (caused by my endless baseless lawsuits and armed nutjobs showing up at counting venues), plain and simple! The Radical Left (the 73 million who voted to boot my ass out of office) is going to do whatever it takes to try and rip a TRUMP-PENCE VICTORY (losing by 4 million votes as we speak) away from you, and that’s why I’m coming to you now (begging as usual).

I need YOUR HELP to ensure we have the resources to protect the results (Lord knows I can’t afford it what with a billion in debt coming due and don’t even ask me about the potential legal bills). We can’t allow the Left-wing MOB (73 million strong) to undermine our Election (only I can undermine the election). I’m asking my fiercest and most loyal defenders, like YOU, to FIGHT BACK (instructions on armed insurrection to follow)!

Step up IMMEDIATELY and increase your impact by 1000% (shipping and handling not included).

I warned the Nation this would happen, Joe. I knew the Democrats wouldn’t be able to accept another CRUSHING defeat (or a kick ass victory), so now they’re trying to mess with the results (by counting the votes – THE HORROR!). It’s madness ( It’s driving me mad anyway – not that it was a long journey)!

I’m relying on your support right now more than I ever have before. Can I count on you to step up and FIGHT BACK (uniforms to be issued shortly but you will have to supply your own weapons and ammo)?

Thank you,

Donald J. Trump
President of the United States

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