A bit late but here goes.

1. Kansas City Chiefs – Still winning, still top of the heap.
2. Minnesota Vikings – It’s kind of sad that there are only two undefeated teams after 4 games.
3. Detroit Lions – Goff going 18 for 18 passing is going to get a W.
4. Buffalo Bills – Rather a large hiccup against the resurgent Ravens last week. First loss by more than 10 points in 43 games.
5. Baltimore Ravens – Better than the Bills right now, but still 2-2.
6. Houston Texans – CJ Stroud leads big comeback to push the Texans back up in Red’s rankings. AFC South is there for the taking.
7. Tampa Bay Buccaneers – Serious bay beat down off the Eagles.
8. Washington Commanders – Red can scarcely believe his lying eyes. Will it last in DC?
9. Pittsburgh Stealers – The curse of Flacco Joe holds steady in Steal Town.
10. Seattle Seahawks – Losing to the Lions is not the end. Geno is playing lights out even in defeat.
11. Green Bay Packers – Ready to Pack it in? Did you see what Red did there?
12. Philadelphia Eagles – Trending in the wrong direction without their big talent.
13. San Francisco 49ers – Beating the Pats. BIg Whoop!.
14. New Orleans Saints – Trending in the wrong direction with their big talent.
15. Indianapolis Colts – Sing it with Red – Flacco Joe, Flacco Joe, Flacco Joe – he’s got the Mo. Everybody!
16. Los Angeles Chargers – Lots of injuries, but really should be better than 2-2.
17. Atlanta Falcons – Always good to beat the Saints.
18. Denver Broncos – Maybe there is life after death?
19. Dallas Cowboys – Maybe there is death after life?
20. Cincinnati Bengals – One day Red hopes to spell Cincinnati correctly the first time. Losing to the Panthers and the Red Rifle is a harbinger of doom.
21. New York Jets – What a sad excuse for an offense right now.
22. Chicago Bears – Caleb Williams handled Rams’ blitzkrieg. But will the Bears ever score a TD in the 1st Q?
23. Las Vegas Raiders – The most inconsistent team at the quarter pole.
24. Arizona Cardinals – Give me D! Give me an E! Give me an F! And stop there because the Cards defense deserves an F.
25. Tennessee Titans – Defense shuts down an overmatched Dolphins offense. T. Hill frustrated.
26. New York Giants – It seems having a supersized human as your team mascot is not a good look this season. See No. 25.
27. Cleveland Browns – Red is taking a pass. Which is more than the Browns can do right now.
28. Carolina Panthers – Red, Red, Rifle.
29. New England Patriots – Week 1 win over the Bengals would look curious but for the Bengals sucking.
30. Cincinnati Bengals – Speaking of sucking . . .
31. Miami Dolphins – Making lots of pundits look bad.
32. Jacksonville Jaguars – The Jags lick the sweat off a dead man’s balls.