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About Red from Texas

I'm proud to be Red. I have lived most of my life in Texas and I love this place. Here are a few things you should know about me. 1. I am happily married and intend to stay so. 2. I live in a house that is older than you, unless you are really old. 3. I own 2 rifles and a shotgun. I think handguns are just trouble. 4. I have never killed a man, but have taken out some deer and hogs. 5. I was a good student, but never close to being valedictorian. 6. In no particular order I like the Houston Texans, San Antonio Spurs, Houston Astros, FC Barcelona, Tottenham Hotspur, Texas Longhorns and Houston Dynamo. 7. I hate Dallas but always have a good time when I go there. 8. I was a Dallas Cowboys fan for 26 years but declared that I was no longer a fan during the 1987 strike. 9. I don't own any pets. I like cats, and a good dog and I have met at least 3 of them in my lifetime. 10. I think the best part of Texas is west of I-35. 11. I own two pairs of cowboy boots, but don't wear them very often. 12. I don't have a pronounced Texas accent, but can affect one when needed. 13. My last meal would be fried shrimp with tartar sauce, a baked potato with all the fixins', a dinner salad with 1000 Island dressing, yeast rolls and chocolate fudge pie for dessert. 14. I'm an old Dad, but my children are none of your business. 15. I have two degrees from UT-Austin and somehow managed to fall in love with and marry an Aggie. 16. Most of my family are right-wing nut jobs but I love them anyway. 17. When I get to play golf on a regular basis, I shoot in the low 80's. 18. I don't get to play golf on a regular basis. 19. I think Fort Worth is the best town in Texas by a long shot. 20. I have a mean herb garden. Regards, Red P.S. Remember it's not a color, it's a state of mind.

Today in Texas History – March 30

From the Annals of Democracy –  In 1870, the 15th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution was formally adopted after its ratification by 3/4ths of the States.  The Amendment reads “the right of citizens of the United States to vote shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or by any State on account of race, color, or previous condition of servitude.”

With the adoption of the 15th Amendment in 1870, African-American voters joined by white allies brought the Republican Party to power in Texas.  The promise of a new day in American politics, however, was cut short by the GOP’s refusal to consolidate the gains for which so many had died in the Civil War.  The Texas Republican Party vanished with the end of Reconstruction.  Afterwards, Texas acted in clear contravention of the 15th Amendment in refusing to recognize the right of African Americans to vote. It would be nearly a century before a President from Texas would secure the rights of all Texas citizens to vote.

No Easy Cruz to Victory in Iowa or New Hampshire

Politico.com reports on the already struggling first-out-of-the-box presidential campaign of Sen. Ted Cruz (TP-Texas).  In an article entitled Insiders Pump the Brakes on Cruz, James Hohman reports that Republicans in Iowa and New Hampshire have serious doubts about the electability of firebrand Cruz.   A survey conducted of the POLITICO Caucus (described as a “bipartisan group of key activists, operatives and thought leaders in New Hampshire and Iowa”) makes it clear that Cruz may have an uphill fight in gaining traction among party movers and shakers.

Not one of the 100 respondents believes that Cruz would win the Iowa caucuses or New Hampshire primary if they took place this week, though there is widespread agreement that he is much better positioned in the Hawkeye State than the Granite State. And nine out of 10 Republican insiders in the early states believe Ted Cruz couldn’t carry their state — both Iowa and New Hampshire are swing states, though relatively small electoral-vote prizes — against Hillary Clinton in the general.

Matt Speaks – But Not for Free

The University of Houston cannot even hire a commencement speaker without screwing up.  UH hired actor and University of Texas alumnus Matthew McConaughey to speak at its commencement ceremony in May.  But, UH refused to disclose how much it intends to pay the actor after the Houston Chronicle requested the information last month.  It turns out that UH’s contract with McConaughey’s booking agency, Celebrity Talent International, includes an almost unheard of confidentiality clause.  UH was required to provide notice to McConaughey’s agency if information about the actor’s fee was requested and give the agency an opportunity to object to the release of their information.  The agency is now attempting to keep the information quiet.

The agency argues that “a reporter or someone else” might create “unfair negatives online and take things out of context.  . . . We all have seen this with reporters and individuals on a daily basis in the news and is very sensitive now with celebrities who are unfairly targeted often.”

One can only speculate whether UH (a bastion of secrecy) is complicit in not wanting the public to know how much money it is wasting on paying for a celebrity commencement speaker.

Today in Texas History – March 27

From the Annals of Infamy –  In 1836, at least 400 Texian soldiers and volunteers were executed at LaBahia near Goliad after surrendering to Mexican troops.  After an initial victory over Mexican troops under Gen. Cox at the Battle of Bexar, Texas rebel forces were divided on strategy.  Mexican Gen. Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna reacted decisively leading a large Mexican army across the Rio Grande. While Santa Anna was leading the siege against the Alamo in San Antonio, Gen. Jose de Urrea, moved to destroy forces let by James W. Fannin.

Fannin was left with only slightly more than 300 Texans to protect Goliad, a position the rebels needed in order to maintain their supply routes to the Gulf Coast. As Urrea’s much larger 1400-man army approached, Fannin dallied while considering if he should go to the aid of the besieged men at the Alamo. Belatedly, Fannin attempted to fall back from the approaching Mexican army, but his retreat order came too late. On March 19, Urrea surrounded the small column of rebel soldiers on an open prairie, where they were trapped without food, water, or cover. After repulsing one Mexican assault, Fannin realized there was no chance of escape. Rather than see his force annihilated, Fannin surrendered.

The Texans believed they would be treated as prisoners of war. Santa Anna, however, had clearly stated several months before that he considered the rebels to be traitors who would be given no quarter. Urrea wrote to Santa Anna asking for clemency for the prisoners. Santa Anna refused and while Urrea was away from Goliad, Col. Jose Nicolas de Portilla ordered the executions. Urrea was outraged. Fannin who was the last to be executed, was killed as were his troops and about 100 other captured Texans. Twenty-eight men escaped by feigning death and a handful of others were spared thanks to the courageous efforts of Col. Francisco Garay.

Red Plans to Spend His $206 at the Craps Tables in Vegas

The Texas Senate passed Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick’s (TP-Houston) tax relief bill today. Patrick’s package would deliver a total of $4.63 billion in property and business tax reductions over the next two years. Whether it gains traction in the House is another story.  House GOP leaders have said they support at least $4 billion in tax relief, but the details of the House plan are still fuzzy at best.

Tax relief under the Senate’s plan is primarily based on a proposed constitutional amendment that would expand homestead exemptions from school taxes. The homestead exemption currently is a flat $15,000.  The amendment would fix it to 25 percent of the median home value in the state. The exemption would increase as the value of houses statewide goes up, and of course would go down in a declining real estate market.  It is estimated that the exemption would be about $33,000 in 2016 and save homeowners about $206.

Red certainly appreciates that $200 is a lot of money to a lot of folks out there, but many of them are  not homeowners and will get no relief from the bill.  Red’s property tax bill last year was almost $10,000.  The 2% reduction is appreciated but the money could be better spent educating our children, fixing our decrepit roads and bridges, providing health insurance for the disadvantaged and keeping our glorious state parks from falling into further disrepair.  But if the GOP doesn’t care about those problems, then neither will Red.  So when Red gets his $206, its off to Vegas.

PGA Returns to Texas

The Valero Texas Open starts today at the TPC – San Antonio.  The tournament has increased in stature since the days it was played late in the season and functioned largely as a last chance for the tour’s also-rans to pick up a win or some money to keep their cards for another year.  It’s placement along with the Shell Houston Open in the weeks before the Masters has helped draw a more impressive field in recent years.  This year does not feature as many big names from the tour but featured players include Phil Mickelson, defending FedEx Cup champ Billy Horschel, Masters winner Zach Johnson, Texas phenoms Jordan Spieth and Patrick Reed as well as Dustin Johnson, Graeme McDowell, Jim Furyk, and Matt Kuchar.

Today in Texas History – March 26

From the Annals of Spinach –  In 1937, Spinach growers in Crystal City erected a statue of cartoon character Popeye.  Zavala County was known for its impressive production of spinach – a staple of the combative sailor’s diet and the key to his incredible prowess in besting his nemesis Bluto.  The fiberglass effigy in front of Crystal City Hall shares a secret with museum statuary in Rome, Paris and London – it is a reproduction. To protect Popeye from vandals, the “real” statue stands safely within the walls of the Crystal City Hall. This duplicate is placed as an offering to whatever rival high school might want to defame or insult the Crystal City faithful by defacing the landmark.

The Popeye statue resulted from a contest  to award the contract. Architect Max Sandfield, a native of Lithuania, who had been raised in San Antonio entered and won  the competition.  Sandfield’s entry shows a statue far different from the current one. In his sketch, Mr. Sanfield has Popeye sitting on a can of spinach about the size of a 55-gallon drum with a more-to-scale second can held against his chest, ready to be opened in case of an emergency – or upon the arrival of Bluto.

Big City Races

Tea Party favorite and current At-Large Position 5 Houston City Council Member Jack “Backcracker” Christie will not be sailing towards an unopposed reelection.  Christie was the only City Council member to vote against accepting federal money to pay for flu immunizations for low income kids, claiming “You don’t die from the flu.”   After his only opponent withdrew from the race, Christie may have hoped for a free ride back to the council chambers.  But yesterday, he learned that he now has two opponents both of whom present far different choices than the reliably conservative Christie.  Phillippe Nassif a self-described Lebanese-Mexican-American is a non-profit leader and community organizer who has worked for Mayor Parker and Pres. Obama’s campaigns.  Durrel Douglas is a former prison guard who has also worked for Democrats in the Texas Legislature and touts his community service to his hometown.  Off the Kuff has posted the campaign announcements for both candidates. .