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About Red from Texas

I'm proud to be Red. I have lived most of my life in Texas and I love this place. Here are a few things you should know about me. 1. I am happily married and intend to stay so. 2. I live in a house that is older than you, unless you are really old. 3. I own 2 rifles and a shotgun. I think handguns are just trouble. 4. I have never killed a man, but have taken out some deer and hogs. 5. I was a good student, but never close to being valedictorian. 6. In no particular order I like the Houston Texans, San Antonio Spurs, Houston Astros, FC Barcelona, Tottenham Hotspur, Texas Longhorns and Houston Dynamo. 7. I hate Dallas but always have a good time when I go there. 8. I was a Dallas Cowboys fan for 26 years but declared that I was no longer a fan during the 1987 strike. 9. I don't own any pets. I like cats, and a good dog and I have met at least 3 of them in my lifetime. 10. I think the best part of Texas is west of I-35. 11. I own two pairs of cowboy boots, but don't wear them very often. 12. I don't have a pronounced Texas accent, but can affect one when needed. 13. My last meal would be fried shrimp with tartar sauce, a baked potato with all the fixins', a dinner salad with 1000 Island dressing, yeast rolls and chocolate fudge pie for dessert. 14. I'm an old Dad, but my children are none of your business. 15. I have two degrees from UT-Austin and somehow managed to fall in love with and marry an Aggie. 16. Most of my family are right-wing nut jobs but I love them anyway. 17. When I get to play golf on a regular basis, I shoot in the low 80's. 18. I don't get to play golf on a regular basis. 19. I think Fort Worth is the best town in Texas by a long shot. 20. I have a mean herb garden. Regards, Red P.S. Remember it's not a color, it's a state of mind.

Today in Texas History – March 6

From the Annals of the Revolution – In 1836, the Alamo was overrun after a thirteen-day siege by a Mexican Army commanded by Gen. Santa Anna.   In the early morning assault, no quarter was given and the crumbling mission turned fortress was quickly taken. Approximately 189 Texian troops and volunteers were killed and then burned in a large funeral pyre.  The number of Mexican soldiers reported killed has varied greatly over the years.  The Texas history I learned had the defenders of the Alamo killing as many as 2000 Mexican soldiers.  That number seems highly unlikely and the actual number of Mexicans killed or wounded was probably closer to 600.  Historians have also debated whether Davy Crockett and small remnant were taken prisoner and then executed at the order of Santa Anna.  Various accounts conflict as to Crockett’s ultimate demise and the actual manner of his death will likely remain one of history’s mysteries.

MLS Season Kicks off on Saturday

MLS has apparently avoided a players’ strike and have reached a tentative accord on a new collective bargaining agreement. It looks like both Texas teams will get to open their seasons at home on Saturday night.

Houston Dynamo take on the Columbus Crew at BBVA Compass Stadium.  The Dynamo will be playing their first game under new coach Owen Coyle.  Coyle has reshaped the lineup.  Keeper Tally Hall and defender Andrew Driver were traded.  New players include Forwards Erick ‘Cubo’ Torres and Chandler Hoffman; Midfielders, Leonel Miranda, Jose Rodriguez and Samuel Inkoom; and Defenders Oumar Ballo and Taylor Hunter among others. Torres looks like the key addition slated to join the team later this season.  He netted 15 goals in 26 appearances for now-defunct Chivas USA last year,

FC Dallas takes on the San Jose Earthquakes.  Will FC Dallas repeat its red hot start to the 2014 season with Dominic Kinnear returning to Texas for the first time since leaving the Dynamo. The Quakes still have some physical players like Victor Bernardez and the always dangerous Chris Wondolowski up front.

Texas Tops Nation in Truancy Prosecutions

According to a report released by Texas Appleseed, more than 115,000 Texas students were prosecuted on truancy charges in 2013.  The social and economic justice advocacy group is urging the Legislature to decriminalize truancy.  This seems to be an idea whose time is way past due.  The report notes that the number of Texas truancy prosecutions is more than double the number of truancy cases in all other 49 states combined. The Houston Chronicle provides an insight into the problems associated with prosecuting truancy cases in adult court with children as young as 12 facing fines of $500 or more.  The fines coupled with the fact that the vast majority of truancy cases involve poor or disadvantaged youth have even Texas Supreme Court Chief Justice Nathan Hecht questioning the system.  In urging lawmakers to decriminalize truancy, Hecht reportedly commented: “Playing hooky is bad, but is it criminal?”

It’s a rare day when Red agrees with the Chief Justice, but when he’s right – he’s right.

Today in Texas History – March 5

From the Annals of the Republic –  In 1842, a Mexican force of at least 500 soldiers under the command of Gen. Rafael Vasquez seized control of San Antonio.  The outnumbered Texans withdrew from the City without a fight when Vasquez demanded surrender.  Vasquez quickly raised the Mexican flag and declared that Mexican law was in effect.  It is unclear how Vasquez completely surprised the City, but the invasion was short-lived as Vasquez withdrew from the City on March 7 and returned to Mexico under some pursuit.  The incursion was one of many cross-border fights between Texas and Mexico throughout the life of the Republic.

Texas Cities and Counties Not So Sure About Tax Relief

Many Texas counties and cities are worried that the Texas Legislature’s proposed property tax relief will leave them unable to meet their obligations.  Unknown to many, Texas’ local government (counties and municipalities) are loaded up with debt.  According to the Texas Bond Review Board, of the 10 most-populous states, only New York has more local debt per resident. The debt of Texas local governments has increased by 75 percent over the past decade, as local officials have had to pour money into public works to accommodate population growth and decaying infrastructure.  The State isn’t helping much as Texas ranks 48th in spending per capita.  As anyone driving on the streets of a large Texas city can tell you, we are falling behind.

Bloomberg reports on some of the local officials’ concerns about their ability to keep up in the face of Tea Party demands for tax relief.

Texas’s Williamson County hired hundreds of workers and ran up debt as it became home to two of the 10 fastest-growing U.S. cities. Now, state tax cuts threaten to crimp the revenue it needs to pay for the expansion.

“It scares the fool out of me,” said Dan Gattis, a [County] judge who helps oversee the budget for the county, an area north of Austin where farms gave way to congested roads as the population almost doubled since 2000. “It takes so much money to run county government. We’ve got to have some way to pay the bills.”

Williamson County is among them. An influx increased its population by almost 90 percent since 2000 to 471,000. Two of its cities — Cedar Park and Georgetown — were among the 10 fastest growing in 2013, according to the Census Bureau.  Its payroll has swelled 40 percent since 2003 to about 1,500 employees. Jail bookings are up 50 percent. Even the county’s miniature train has seen its ridership increase by more than one third since 2007. In 2013, Williamson County voters approved a $315 million bond for roads and parks.

“The state is not appropriating the money,” said Gattis, the county judge.

“Our debt is high here, I don’t try to hide from that at all,” Gattis said. “There was no way we could have built the infrastructure we needed to build without going out and leveraging money.”

Williamson County is Tea Party country.  Good luck Dan.

Patrick Wants to Bust State Spending Cap

Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick (TP) wants to bust the state spending cap in order to provide tax relief and pay down state debt while at the same time cutting social services.  But he doesn’t want his fingerprints on it.  The state spending cap is a complicated check on expenditures that many politicians do not understand.  Patrick has proposed a constitutional amendment to provide political cover for what might otherwise be seen as an effort to bust a spending cap that has served the state for 36 years.  The Texas Tribune attempts to explain the cap and Patrick’s proposal.

While a simple idea in theory, the spending cap in practice is a complicated measure that even some members of the Legislature have trouble grasping. The Texas Constitution says the government can’t grow faster than the state’s economy. State leaders set a growth rate of 11.68 percent for this session in December, based on the estimated rate of growth in Texans’ personal income over the next two years. 

Not all spending is subject to the cap. However, paying down state debt is. So is cutting property taxes, because it would require lawmakers approving extra state spending to make up for the loss to public schools.

Patrick proposes an amendment to eviscerate the cap so that an expected $4-5 billion surplus over the cap can be returned back to taxpayers.  Rather than simply vote to do so, Patrick has proposed a constitutional amendment to exempt tax relief and debt payments from the spending cap.  Sound complicated?  The Tea Partiers don’t want to be on record as voting to bust the spending cap for whatever reason – so they are attempting to pass the buck to the voters.

Why not keep the $4-5 billion in the state treasury as a bulwark against what appear to be rockier roads ahead.  That would make too much sense and not allow Patrick to pander to his Tea Party roots.

So Long No. 80 – Andre Johnson to Leave Houston Texans

It now seems obvious that Andre Johnson’s days as a Texan are over.  According to Johnson, he was told by Coach Bill O’Brien that his role on the team next year would be greatly reduced and that he might be a back-up with only 40 or so catches. Around the NFL writer Mark Sessler reports that Johnson laughed when O’Brien told him that.

“I just laughed,” said Johnson, the team’s all-time leading receiver. “They gave me my role, and I just laughed at them. How do you tell a guy who is used to catching 80 balls a year that he was going to catch 40?”  O’Brien wasn’t finished, informing Johnson that he wouldn’t even start next season alongside DeAndre Hopkins

“I was floored,” Johnson said. “I don’t feel like there is a guy on that team that can outplay me or outwork me. I mean, who am I going to play behind?  So I was real honest with him: ‘If that’s your role for me, you’re going to be dealing with a miserable football player.’

Although, we have not heard O’Brien’s side of the story, on its face it makes little sense.  Johnson had a very productive season last year even though the Texans had mediocre quarterback play for most of the season from Fitzpatrick, Mallet and Keenum.  Clearly, DeAndre Hopkins is the number one target now, but who would replace Johnson as number two?  There is no one stepping up.  And a number two in the pass-happy NFL is very likely to get at least 80 catches in a decent season.  So either Johnson didn’t convey O’Brien’s message correctly when he spoke to the media, or O’Brien is orchestrating Johnson’s exit and was hoping to deflect the blame from himself.  Either way, Texans’ fans are most likely to blame the team for the fact that they will not be able to see Johnson conclude his career in Houston – which is something to be expected in the harsh reality of the NFL.

Red’s Prediction –  Texans’ fans will get to see Johnson in person one last time when he suits up in 2015 for the Indianapolis Colts.

Today in Texas History – March 4

From the Annals of “Warm Piss” – In 1933, John Nance Garner of Uvalde was sworn in as Vice President of the United States.  Nicknamed “Cactus Jack” he was the first Texan to hold the position.  Garner had been Speaker of the House and a candidate for President in 1932.  Although he had considerable support at the Democratic National Convention, when it became clear that Franklin Roosevelt would get the nomination, Garner made a deal to be nominated as Vice-President.  Garner was born in 1868 in a log cabin near Detroit.  After dropping out of Vanderbilt, he studied law and was admitted to the bar in 1890 and moved to Uvalde, where he joined the law firm of Clark and Fuller. Garner was elected to the position of Uvalde County Judge and served as a state senator before heading for Washington as a congressman in 1903. Garner quickly rose through the party ranks. By 1909 Garner had become party whip, and he became speaker of the House in 1931. Garner was a master of congressional politics and he was influential in getting New Deal legislation enacted.  His schism with Roosevelt came over the infamous court-packing plan. Garner became a leader of the conservative Democrats. After being reelected Vice President in 1936, he worked against further New Deal legislation. His estrangement from Roosevelt probably led to his famous description of the Vice-Presidency as being “not worth a bucket of warm piss” (often euphemized as “warm spit”.) After retiring from public life in 1940, Garner spent the rest of his years in Uvalde in relative seclusion.