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About Red from Texas

I'm proud to be Red. I have lived most of my life in Texas and I love this place. Here are a few things you should know about me. 1. I am happily married and intend to stay so. 2. I live in a house that is older than you, unless you are really old. 3. I own 2 rifles and a shotgun. I think handguns are just trouble. 4. I have never killed a man, but have taken out some deer and hogs. 5. I was a good student, but never close to being valedictorian. 6. In no particular order I like the Houston Texans, San Antonio Spurs, Houston Astros, FC Barcelona, Tottenham Hotspur, Texas Longhorns and Houston Dynamo. 7. I hate Dallas but always have a good time when I go there. 8. I was a Dallas Cowboys fan for 26 years but declared that I was no longer a fan during the 1987 strike. 9. I don't own any pets. I like cats, and a good dog and I have met at least 3 of them in my lifetime. 10. I think the best part of Texas is west of I-35. 11. I own two pairs of cowboy boots, but don't wear them very often. 12. I don't have a pronounced Texas accent, but can affect one when needed. 13. My last meal would be fried shrimp with tartar sauce, a baked potato with all the fixins', a dinner salad with 1000 Island dressing, yeast rolls and chocolate fudge pie for dessert. 14. I'm an old Dad, but my children are none of your business. 15. I have two degrees from UT-Austin and somehow managed to fall in love with and marry an Aggie. 16. Most of my family are right-wing nut jobs but I love them anyway. 17. When I get to play golf on a regular basis, I shoot in the low 80's. 18. I don't get to play golf on a regular basis. 19. I think Fort Worth is the best town in Texas by a long shot. 20. I have a mean herb garden. Regards, Red P.S. Remember it's not a color, it's a state of mind.

Who does he think he is – Warren Sapp?

The Dallas Morning News reports that John Attanasio, the former dean of the Dedman School of Law at Southern Methodist University in Dallas was arrested by Texas Department of Public Safety officers on prostitution charges.  Attanasio was arrested early Sunday morning and booked into the Collin County Jail on charges of solicitation of prostitution.  He was released after posting a $500 bond for the charge, which is a Class B misdemeanor.  SMU has declined comment other than to confirm that Attanasio is still employed but will not be teaching classes this week.

Today in Texas History – February 3

From the Annals of Rock and Roll –  In 1959, Charles “Buddy” Holly was killed in a plane crash near Clear Lake, Iowa.  Holly and his new band had performed at the Surf Ballroom in Clear Lake the night before as part of the “Winter Dance Party” tour. Holly’s band consisting of Waylon Jennings (bass), Tommy Allsup (guitar) and Carl Bunch (drums) was also the backing band for the other acts on the tour which included Richie Valens, J.P. “The Big Bopper” Richardson, and Dion DiMucci.   The tour had been poorly planned as the distances between venues and the badly equipped tour buses were adversely affecting the performers.  Several band members were suffering from the flu and Bunch was hospitalized due to frostbite. Holly decided to charter a flighte from Clear Lake to Fargo, North Dakota where they would catch up with the tour for its next performance in Moorhead, Minnesota.  Richardson, sick with the flu, swapped places with Waylon Jennings, Allsup lost his place to Ritchie Valens on a coin toss. DiMucci decided not to board the plane because of the $36 fee.

The loss to music was immeasurable.  Holly and Valens were likely headed to even greater stardom.  Holly was an incredible and inventive songwriter and doubtless would have had a considerable influence over popular music for decades.  His catalogue of hits from his short career is nothing short of astonishing.  It truly was the day the music died.

The Most Famous House in Lubbock

Looking like a javelina ready to charge or perhaps some alien assault vehicle, the late artist Robert Bruno’s Steel House outside of Lubbock generated much controversy during its construction over the course of 3 decades.  It sits unfinished and abandoned today, still generating controversy.  Mark Lamster, architecture critic for The Dallas Morning News has written a thoughtful piece about the artist and his most famous creation.

What is peeking up over the horizon is something decidedly different, however, and soon enough you will come upon it in all its remarkable glory: a four-legged organism of blackened steel perched on a scruffy ridge, its curving forms resolving themselves in a postcard view over the blue waters of a recreational lake. It could easily be something landed from outer space, the kind of house a James Bond villain might occupy, if he were to put down roots in a nondescript residential development 15 minutes from the drowsy heart of downtown Lubbock.

One hopes that there is a use for this unique piece of Texas art and architecture history.

Today in Texas History – February 2

From the Annals of Unjust Wars –  In 1848, the United States and Mexico signed the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo ending the Mexican-American war – the last time the U.S. fought with one of its neighbors. The Treaty was a humiliating defeat for Mexico stripping it of approximately 1/3 of its territory and adding that 525,000 square miles to United States territory.  The new territory comprised California, Nevada, Utah, New Mexico, Arizona as well as parts of Texas, Colorado and Wyoming.  The war had been launched over controversy regarding the border between Texas and Mexico.  The U.S. claimed the Rio Grande while Mexico claimed the Nueces River as the boundary.

The last act of President John Tyler before leaving office in 1845 had been to annex the Republic of Texas. Incoming President James Polk had greater designs on the west.  Polk did attempt to buy land from Mexico, but his emissary John Slidell was stonewalled by the Mexican government.  Rebuffed, Polk sent American troops to the disputed border region in Texas in January of 1846 to provoke the Mexicans into war. When the Mexicans fired on American troops in April of 1846, Polk had the excuse he needed. He declared, “[Mexico] has invaded our territory and shed American blood upon American soil,” and sent the order for war to Congress on May 11.

Polk’s motives were likely mixed.  He had run for President in 1844 on a Democratic platform that supported manifest destiny, but many Northerners believed that Polk was trying to gain land for the slaveholding South.  Others opposed the war on the grounds that it was a war of territorial conquest.  Ulysses S. Grant, who fought in the war with many others who would be come famous in the U.S. Civil War, called the war “one of the most unjust ever waged by a stronger against a weaker nation. It was an instance of a republic following the bad example of European monarchies, in not considering justice in their desire to acquire additional territory.”  The newly acquired territory certainly helped lead the U.S. into more controversy over the expansion of slavery as the U.S. slid inexorably into civil war only 13 years later.

Today in Texas History – January 30

From the Annals of the Blues –  In 1982, blues legend Sam (Lightnin’) Hopkins died at the age of 70.  Hopkins was born in Centerville and started playing on a home-made guitar at age 8.  His first  instrument was  a cigar-box guitar with chicken-wire strings. By ten he was playing music with his cousin, Alger (Texas) Alexander, and Blind Lemon Jefferson. By his teens, Hopkins was playing the blues wherever he could find an audience.   His career was interrupted by a prison term at the Houston County Prison Farm in the mid-1930s.  After that, he returned to the blues-club circuit ultimately deciding to live in Houston.  In 1959, Hopkins began working with legendary producer Sam Chambers and for the first time his songs began to reach a mainstream white audience. Hopkins switched to an acoustic guitar and found greater success as a folk-blues artist ultimately playing at distinguished venues such as Carnegie Hall and opening concerts for numerous rock bands. Hopkins recorded at least 85 albums.

Red’s Superb Owl Pick

Red is keeping it simple this week.  This is the matchup between two worthy teams.  One led by Belicheat and the other by Pete the Cheat.  Belicheat has perfected it at the pro level (except for that getting caught thing) while Pete the Cheat took it to a whole new level at USC.  So who do you pick in a game featuring two notorious cheaters?  Obviously we have to look elsewhere.

The Patriots offense can roll anyone on any given day.  Do not expect Broncolike futility this year.  Even the Seahawks defense will have trouble containing so many varied options.  Brady can pick among 4-5 legitimate downfield threats and the fresh legs of the Fat Pig (aka LaGarrette Blount).  The Patriots defense is better than it should be.  The Seahawks will not surprise them.  The key will be containment on Wilson.  They cannot let him extend plays – easier said than done.  Lynch will get his yards, but Lynch alone cannot beat you unless your team is two scores down.  That’s they other key for the Patriots – keep it close.  The Pats win a close game in the 4th quarter.

Meanwhile, the Seahawks passing attack is weak.  Patriots cannot get too focused on stopping Lynch.  They have to shut down Wilson and his mediocre wide receiving corps.  I think the Seahawks defense will have to limit the Pats to 24 points or less to win.  A tall order.

The edge is ever so slightly in favor of the Patriots – unless Brady really is feeling crummy enough to affect his game.  This one should be good.

Patriots 31 Seahawks 23.

Superb Owl Betting Update

Red remembers reading a story many years ago about an inveterate gambler and all of his numerous bets on the Superb Owl.  The punch line of the story was that he was so addicted to gambling that he had bet $500 on the coin toss.  Little did we know that such a bet would become commonplace.  Today you can make bets on such ridiculous matters as the following:

What color will Bill Belichick’s hoodie be?

Gray +150, Blue +175, Red +700

What color Gatorade will be dumped on the winning coach?

Orange +150, Yellow +350, Clear +400, Blue +750, Red +750, Purple +800, Green +1000

How long will the National Anthem (sung by Idina Menzel) take?

Over/Under 2 minutes and 2.5 seconds

How many times will Gisele Bundchen be shown on TV?

Over/Under 1.5 times.

These are of course in addition to the many ridiculous prop bets that you can make based on the actual play of the game.  These include, among many others, such important matters as:

Whether a ball hits a goal post on any kicking play.

Whether there will be a fake punt for a first down.

Whether the jersey number of the first player to score a touchdown will be odd or even.

What strikes Red as odd is how many of these bets can be manipulated.  For example, what is to prevent Belichick from wearing a red hoodie and having a stalking horse put down several large on that prop bet?