Red Plans to Spend His $206 at the Craps Tables in Vegas

The Texas Senate passed Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick’s (TP-Houston) tax relief bill today. Patrick’s package would deliver a total of $4.63 billion in property and business tax reductions over the next two years. Whether it gains traction in the House is another story.  House GOP leaders have said they support at least $4 billion in tax relief, but the details of the House plan are still fuzzy at best.

Tax relief under the Senate’s plan is primarily based on a proposed constitutional amendment that would expand homestead exemptions from school taxes. The homestead exemption currently is a flat $15,000.  The amendment would fix it to 25 percent of the median home value in the state. The exemption would increase as the value of houses statewide goes up, and of course would go down in a declining real estate market.  It is estimated that the exemption would be about $33,000 in 2016 and save homeowners about $206.

Red certainly appreciates that $200 is a lot of money to a lot of folks out there, but many of them are  not homeowners and will get no relief from the bill.  Red’s property tax bill last year was almost $10,000.  The 2% reduction is appreciated but the money could be better spent educating our children, fixing our decrepit roads and bridges, providing health insurance for the disadvantaged and keeping our glorious state parks from falling into further disrepair.  But if the GOP doesn’t care about those problems, then neither will Red.  So when Red gets his $206, its off to Vegas.

PGA Returns to Texas

The Valero Texas Open starts today at the TPC – San Antonio.  The tournament has increased in stature since the days it was played late in the season and functioned largely as a last chance for the tour’s also-rans to pick up a win or some money to keep their cards for another year.  It’s placement along with the Shell Houston Open in the weeks before the Masters has helped draw a more impressive field in recent years.  This year does not feature as many big names from the tour but featured players include Phil Mickelson, defending FedEx Cup champ Billy Horschel, Masters winner Zach Johnson, Texas phenoms Jordan Spieth and Patrick Reed as well as Dustin Johnson, Graeme McDowell, Jim Furyk, and Matt Kuchar.

Today in Texas History – March 26

From the Annals of Spinach –  In 1937, Spinach growers in Crystal City erected a statue of cartoon character Popeye.  Zavala County was known for its impressive production of spinach – a staple of the combative sailor’s diet and the key to his incredible prowess in besting his nemesis Bluto.  The fiberglass effigy in front of Crystal City Hall shares a secret with museum statuary in Rome, Paris and London – it is a reproduction. To protect Popeye from vandals, the “real” statue stands safely within the walls of the Crystal City Hall. This duplicate is placed as an offering to whatever rival high school might want to defame or insult the Crystal City faithful by defacing the landmark.

The Popeye statue resulted from a contest  to award the contract. Architect Max Sandfield, a native of Lithuania, who had been raised in San Antonio entered and won  the competition.  Sandfield’s entry shows a statue far different from the current one. In his sketch, Mr. Sanfield has Popeye sitting on a can of spinach about the size of a 55-gallon drum with a more-to-scale second can held against his chest, ready to be opened in case of an emergency – or upon the arrival of Bluto.

Big City Races

Tea Party favorite and current At-Large Position 5 Houston City Council Member Jack “Backcracker” Christie will not be sailing towards an unopposed reelection.  Christie was the only City Council member to vote against accepting federal money to pay for flu immunizations for low income kids, claiming “You don’t die from the flu.”   After his only opponent withdrew from the race, Christie may have hoped for a free ride back to the council chambers.  But yesterday, he learned that he now has two opponents both of whom present far different choices than the reliably conservative Christie.  Phillippe Nassif a self-described Lebanese-Mexican-American is a non-profit leader and community organizer who has worked for Mayor Parker and Pres. Obama’s campaigns.  Durrel Douglas is a former prison guard who has also worked for Democrats in the Texas Legislature and touts his community service to his hometown.  Off the Kuff has posted the campaign announcements for both candidates. .

Ted Cruz Needs Obamacare?

Politico reports that Ted Cruz will be signing up for insurance on one of the federal exchanges now that he will no longer be getting health insurance through his wife.  Members of Congress who are not eligible for Medicare must use a federal exchange to obtain their health insurance.  Cruz confirmed that he will be getting his health insurance through a federal exchange in a CNN interview on Tuesday.  Cruz reluctantly admitted that this was a good aspect of the law which he has routinely lambasted.

Today in Texas History – March 25

From the Annals of the Black Bean –  In 1843, seventeen Texans were executed at Salado, Tamaulipas.  They were members of the ill-fated Mier expedition who were being marched to Mexico City as prisoners.  After being defeated and captured, the expedition members attempted a mass escape.  Some 176 were recaptured, and Mexican Pres.  Santa Anna ordered that one in ten of the prisoners be shot. The unlucky victims were chosen by a lottery in which each man drew a bean from an earthen jar containing 176 beans, seventeen of which were black. The bodies of the unfortunate victims were returned to Texas and are buried on Monument Hill near La Grange.

Texas Will Put its Name on Anything?

This image provided by the Texas Department of Motor Vehicles shows the design of a proposed Sons of Confederate Veterans license plate.  The Supreme ...

The U.S. Supreme Court heard oral argument yesterday in Walker v. Sons of Confederate Veterans yesterday.  At issue is whether the First Amendment requires Texas to issue specialty license plates sporting the Confederate Battle Flag.  The case does present interesting free speech questions.  Does a state have the right to control the message that is placed on its license plates?  Or does the free speech right of its citizens trump the state’s right to control a message with its seeming imprimatur.

The oral argument was heated.  The lawyer for the Confederate enthusiasts R. James George, Jr. was more or less backed into a corner when asked where the line on license plate messaging could be drawn.  But the justices seemed uncomfortable with arguments advanced by both sides.

Justice Ginsberg asked a series of questions asking what else would be permitted If the court finds the state must sanction the Confederate flag on license plates.  Ginsberg asked would Texas be forced to allow plates with a “swastika,” the word “jihad,” and a call to make marijuana legal?

 George bravely answered “Yes.” to each more offensive hypothetical.

“That’s okay? And ‘Bong hits for Jesus?'” Ginsburg asked, reaching back to an earlier case involving students’ speech rights.

George failed to waiver even when Justice Elena Kagan added in “the most offensive racial epithet you can imagine.”

George responded that “speech that we hate is something that we should be proud of protecting.”

Justice Anthony Kennedy argued that a ruling in favor of the SCV’s would probably be the end of the state’s program of allowing many specialized license plates. “If you prevail, it’s going to prevent a lot of Texans from conveying a message.”

Chief Justice John Roberts and Justice Samuel Alito said the sheer number of messages and their wide range show that the state’s only interest is financial.

“They’re only doing this to get the money,” Roberts said. “Texas will put its name on anything.”

In the interest of full disclosure, Red acknowledges that he is the great-great grandson of at least one Confederate veteran.  Red does not subscribe to the fantasy promoted by the Sons of the Confederate Veterans that the “Noble Cause” was about something other than preservation of a way of life built on the enslavement of other human beings.

Today in Texas History – March 24

From the Annals of Livestock –  In 1893, the Fort Worth Stock Yards were officially incorporated. Fort Worth quickly became the largest livestock market in Texas and the Southwest.  The stockyards were consistently ranked between third and fourth among the nation’s large terminal livestock from 1905 until the mid-1950s.  The origin of the Fort Worth Stock Yards began when the Texas and Pacific Railway arrived in 1876.  There were pens to hold cattle and by 1886 four stockyards had been built near the rail terminals. Boston capitalist Greenleif W. Simpson, with a half dozen Boston and Chicago associates, incorporated the Fort Worth Stock Yards Company and purchased the Union Stock Yards and the Fort Worth Packing Company in 1893.  Armour and Swift soon located meatpacking plants adjacent to the stockyards. By 1936 Texas was the nation’s leading producer of cattle and sheep, and the Fort Worth Stock Yards were the center of the industry. Today the Fort Worth Stockyards National Historic District is primarily a tourist attraction.

Update on Sen. Ted Cruz Legislation

You would expect a U.S. Senator who announces his candidacy for President to have a distinguished track record of service and influence within that august body. That is, a Senator who has been influential among his colleagues and has written and sponsored important legislation that has actually become law; someone who has the ability to get things done in the Senate and pass legislation that has an important impact on the lives of Americans.  How does Sen. Cruz stack up?

Since he has been in the Senate, Ted Cruz (TP-Texas), who thinks himself worthy of consideration for President, has sponsored exactly one piece of legislation that has become law.  It was a bill to amend an existing statute that gives the President power to exclude certain persons from coming into the U.S. to attend the United Nations.  The bill added to the existing prohibition for letting spies into the U.S. by also including persons who have been found to have engaged in terrorist activities. I think we can all agree that we don’t need to be letting terrorists into our country.

Here is the text of the bill in its entirety.

Public Law 113-100
113th Congress

                                                              An Act
 
To deny admission to the United States to any representative to the United Nations who has been found to have been engaged in espionage activities or a terrorist activity against the United States and poses a  threat to United States national security interests. 

Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America in Congress assembled,
SECTION 1. VISA LIMITATION FOR CERTAIN REPRESENTATIVES TO THE
                              UNITED NATIONS.

    Section 407(a) of the Foreign Relations Authorization Act, Fiscal Years 1990 and 1991 (8 U.S.C. 1102 note) is amended–
            (1) by striking “such individual has been found to have  been engaged in espionage activities” and inserting the following: “such individual–
            “(1) has been found to have been engaged in espionage activities or a terrorist activity (as defined in section 212(a)(3)(B)(iii) of the Immigration and Nationality Act (8 U.S.C. 1182(a)(3)(B)(iii)))”; and
            (2) by striking “allies and may pose” and inserting the
        following: “allies; and
            “(2) may pose”.

    Approved April 18, 2014.

That new semi-colon does it for Red, let’s just skip the election and let Ted take over now.

Where Have all the Cowboys Gone? Part 1

The editorial board of the Dallas Morning News has a favor to ask of Cowboys Coach Jason Garrett.  They want the coach to get off of his high horse when talking about wanting players of good character and integrity.  The Cowboys’ recent moves indicate that when it comes to building the team, character and integrity don’t mean Jack Squat.  What will the legions of female Cowboys fans think about rooting for players who have abused women.

Garrett’s newest player, Pro Bowl pass rusher Greg Hardy, was accused of grabbing his ex-girlfriend, throwing her into a bathtub, choking her with both hands, picking her up over his head and throwing her onto a couch, which happened to be covered with assault weapons. This allegedly happened in North Carolina in May. A judge convicted Hardy in June and issued a suspended, 60-day sentence. But Hardy appealed and, before his jury trial, settled out of court with the victim, who refused to testify at the appeal hearing. Charges were dropped.

Garrett’s team signed Hardy after its backup running back Joseph Randle was arrested twice in four months, once on a shoplifting charge and once after a 22-year-old woman said he pointed a gun and threatened to kill her. So far, Garrett has kept Randle on the team, alongside Josh Brent, whom the coach reinstated in November after a mere 10-game suspension that followed Brent’s intoxication manslaughter conviction. The drunken-driving wreck killed a teammate in 2012.

After all that, Coach Garrett, we ask this: Please spare us any more talk about “good integrity” or “solid character” having anything to do with who plays for the Dallas Cowboys.

Garrett is like any number of NFL officials — up to and including Commissioner Roger Goodell — who talk a big game on the value of integrity and character, right up to the minute those things are outweighed by speed, size or arm strength.

Recently, Garrett was asked by a gaggle of reporters what he seeks in new Cowboys. “Personal character and integrity,” he said. But what of players with checkered pasts? Garrett replied that he’s most interested in “where [the player] is right now.” “There’s always a grey area,” he said.

Apparently, the “grey area” is whether or not a guy can play.

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