Texas Border Wars

Among his many other talents, Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick apparently has inside information on the inner workings of Mexican drug cartels.  Patrick claimed at a news conference on Tuesday that drug cartels have been ramping up operations in anticipation that the troops would soon be leaving the area.  Patrick seems increasingly desperate for an excuse to keep the Texas National Guard on the border in the face of a decrease in illegal border crossings by undocumented persons.  The International Business Times reports that Patrick is fighting to keep the National Guard on the border after funds for former Gov. Rick Perry’s deployment run out next month.

[Patrick] announced he would be requesting $12 million in funding to keep the troops there until May and would work on an additional bill to extend their stay through August. “Under no circumstance should we have a complete pullout of the National Guard next month,” he said[.]

Former Gov. Rick Perry ordered 1,000 National Guard troops to the border last year amid a surge of unauthorized border crossings by unaccompanied children and families. Perry argued that the Texas border was left vulnerable to drug cartels and traffickers because Border Patrol resources were diverted to handle the influx. Perry stated at the time that he expected Washington, D.C., to eventually foot the bill for the troops’ presence there.

Troop levels have been winding down in the weeks leading up to their scheduled departure in March, and around 200 remain. The number of unauthorized border crossings has also waned since August.

Confederate Heroes Day Controversy Brewing

State Rep. Donna Howard (D. Austin) has filed a bill that would change Confederate Heroes Day into a more general holiday honoring those who fought on both sides in the Civil War.  The Texas holiday celebrated on January 19 (R.E. Lee’s Birthday) occasionally coincides with the National Martin Luther King Jr. federal Monday holiday.  The incongruous pairing of holidays – one celebrating those who fought to preserve slavery and the Southern way life based on that institution – and another celebrating the Civil Rights champion – has caused some controversy over the years.  Howard’s bill would create some distance between the two holidays.  The Houston Chronicle reports:

Howard said she decided to write the bill after being approached by a constituent who thought Confederate Heroes Day insufficient because it does not recognize Union soldiers.

“I think the way that (my constituent) approached this is that there was a Civil War involving all of our United States of America,” Howard said. “We should be recognizing all of those who were involved with that period of our history.”

The state holiday, officially born in 1973 after the Texas Legislature combined celebrations of Robert E. Lee and Jefferson Davis’ birthdays, falls on Jan. 19, Lee’s birthday.  Martin Luther King Jr. Day is celebrated on the third Monday in January, which places it around King’s Jan. 15 birthday.

[Reta] Brand, [director of the Texas Society Order of Confederate Rose], said she was not concerned with the coinciding holidays, but said if one has to change it should be the King holiday.

“We had Confederate Heroes Day before there was a Martin Luther King Jr. Day, why can’t they change theirs?” she asked. “I have no problem with them both being celebrated on the same day because most of the people who celebrate Martin Luther King Jr. Day don’t celebrate Confederate Heroes Day.”

This peculiar brand of Confederate worship has always puzzled Red.  What other nation gets to celebrate and honor persons who were technically traitors fighting for the enslavement of their fellow citizens?  I understand that the vast majority of Confederate soldiers were not slave owners and that they may have believed that they were fighting for something else, but the reality is that they were on the wrong side of history and were sacrificed for an ignoble cause.  That they were allowed to return home in peace and live out their lives was a tribute to the magnanimous policy of Lincoln and Grant in seeking an end to the horrible conflict that saved the USA and put us on the path to global greatness.

Today in Texas History – February 11

From the Annals of Gubernatorial Groceries –   In 1915, the Thirty-Fourth Legislature passed a deficiency appropriations act providing $2,000 a year for two years for expenses incurred by former Governor Oscar B. Colquitt (who knew we once had a Governor named Oscar?) for fuel, lights, water, and ice for the governor’s mansion, and other items for the Governor’s private use. The bill famously included appropriations for “chicken salad and punch.”  Although Attorney General Benjamin F. Looney ruled the appropriation invalid, Governor James “Pa” Ferguson signed the bill.

This set off a lawsuit which became known as the “Chicken Salad Case”  in which Rep. W. C. Middleton of Rains County brought suit seeking a temporary injunction restraining the Comptroller from issuing warrants on the state treasury to cover these expenditures.  The temporary injunction was granted, and the matter headed to the Texas Supreme Court.  For the end of the story, you will have to wait until June 14.

Photo from http://www.ttarchive.com

Your Smelly Valentine

According to the Stephenville Empire-Tribune we are entering prime skunk mating season.  The normally shy striped skunks are out looking for love now that it’s mating season. Biologists say many budding romances will end in the stinky tragedy of roadkill.

The striped skunk’s breeding season is usually February through March. They have a gestation period of 62-75 days. Most young skunks are born in May. On average, five young are born per litter. Young striped skunks’ eyes and ears open after about 30 days, at which time they are able to musk (spray). They are weaned at 8-10 weeks of age. Once the babies are able to leave their dens, they follow their mother about. Dispersal of family units takes place usually in autumn.

There are no firm estimates of the striped skunk population in Texas, but experts believe that it numbers in the millions.

Image from http://www.nhptv.org

For Our Next Party – “A Night in Old Guantanamo”

The Daily Texan reports that UT fraternity Phi Gamma Delta hosted a “Border Patrol” themed party on Saturday night.  Members and their guests were spotted wearing construction work clothes, sombreros and hard hat with names like “Jefe” or “Pablo Sanchez” on them.  Other partiers were dressed in army camouflage.   The fraternity claimed that the theme was supposed to be traditional Old West, but guests apparently confirmed “Border Patrol” was the real theme.

“Decorations included painted photo cutout boards of people dressed in traditional Mexican attire. The bar was painted to resemble a Mexican flag, with the shape of Texas in the middle.” 

Pop Wins Game No. 1000

Long time and defending NBA Champion San Antonio Spurs coach Greg Popovich won his 1000th NBA game last night.  The low-key coach took it in stride.  ESPN reports that the wine connoisseur would likely celebrate with a glass or two.

“I’ve been here a long time and I’ve had good players. That’s the formula,” Popovich said. “Getting the players is difficult, but I’ve been fortunate to have good ones. The time, that’s the most important element. You have to be around for a while I guess.” Popovich celebrated in his typical low-key way. He walked to midcourt, put an arm around Pacers coach Frank Vogel, hugged one of his former players and stoically strolled into the Spurs’ locker room though he later acknowledged he might drink some wine

Today in Texas History – February 10

From the Annals of the Matriarchs –  In 1899, Andrea Castañón Villanueva (Madam Candelaria) died at age 113 in San Antonio.  Confirmed facts about her life are sketchy at best but she is best known for her claim to have been a survivor of the Alamo and her charitable works.  She said she had been born in 1785 in Laredo.  Other sources state she was born at Presidio del Río Grande. She moved to San Antonio at the age of 25 and married Candelario Villanueva, who she claimed was her second husband.  From him she gained the name of Madam Candelaria.  She was the mother of four children. But was well-known for having raised twenty-two orphans and administering to the sick and helping the poor. She claimed to have been inside of the Alamo during the 1836 siege and to have nursed Jim Bowie. Her claims likely will never be confirmed or refuted.  In 1891, however, the Texas legislature granted her a pension of $12 per month as an Alamo survivor and for her work with smallpox victims in San Antonio.

Radio Shack Signing Off

Customers are flocking to Radio Shack stores to take advantage of bargains and have one last look at a dying Texas tradition.  The Fort Worth Star-Telegram reports on the demise of the long-running brand.  Many folks bought there first personal computer (a Tandy) at from the Fort Worth-based company.  Radio Shack is the latest in a long line of traditional retail failures as more and more purchasing moves to internet-only retailers.

RadioShack plans to sell up to 2,400 of its 4,000 stores to hedge fund Standard General, with Sprint planning to set up operations along with RadioShack in as many as 1,750 stores. But other proposals are expected in an upcoming bankruptcy court auction, where the fate of the stores will be determined.  Several customers interviewed outside stores Friday afternoon felt a sense of inevitability that the RadioShack name could soon become a thing of the past.

Changing out the Paddle for a Smith & Wesson

The Texas Observer has its own take on Rep. Dan Flynn’s Teacher’s Protection Act (HB 868) making an early decision in declaring its Bad Bill Award.  The Act would immunize teachers who use deadly force in the classroom to defend themselves, students or school property.  The Observer’s John Savage takes the Bill apart.

The 84th Texas Legislature has been in session more than three weeks and the Observer has yet to bestow our most dubious legislative accolade: the Bad Bill. We shall dally no more. We present to you House Bill 868 by Rep. Dan Flynn (R-Canton).

Promisingly dubbed the Teacher’s Protection Act, the bill authorizes teachers to use “force or deadly force” to defend themselves, students, or school property. Flynn’s bill expands the Castle Doctrine—the 2007 law that has led to a rash of justifiable homicides in Texas—to include teachers.

As a former public school teacher, I  understand the frustration of catching a student tagging a bathroom wall or having to break up a fight. But suggesting that teachers use deadly force underestimates the potential for hallway misfire. French teachers aren’t trained to use lethal force. Think back to your middle school P.E. teacher. Do you want him locked and loaded?