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Andrew Sullivan writes – Red translates.

Red has been something of an Andrew Sullivan fan mostly based on his clear-headed writing style and his realistic appraisal of the political world. Red is less enthralled with Sullivan’ continual attempt to destroy the Democratic Party and his now utterly foolish seeming love affair with Trump (aka the future Conmander in Chief (TM)). How he expects anything better from a second Trump term is beyond Red.

Here is part of his take from after the election on the Weekly Dish.

Trump is now a world-historical figure (so were Hitler, Stalin and Mao, but let’s not nitpick), the most significant American politician of this century so far (which could not be a sadder statement given that he is a rapist, felon, narcissist, traitor, con man, fraudster and pathological liar but these are mere details to me in my conservative worldview), with a real mandate (Isn’t it great that we can all talk about the penises of professional golfers now BTW, I hear that Bryson Dechambeau has a needle dick). That requires, in my view, an attitude adjustment: not a doubling down of “resistance” but a strategy of engagement and discerning opposition (I’m channeling my great British hero Neville Chamberlain here). The way to get Trump to do what you want is to flatter and seduce him (history tells us that hookers and blow or crushed Adderall might work – and also mention his massive hog)— the way Putin and Kim Jong Un do (some fine examples of humanity that I’m citing here- who BTW have played Trump for a complete fool). I suspect that finally giving him the establishment respect he so desperately yearns for (and empirically could not deserve less) could be the most effective way of dealing with him (What a minute Neville is calling me again) . That requires a real shift in worldview among his opponents (aka an abject denial of reality). And it will not come easy to many of us (Prepare to be gagged with a Ginzu). But if this election doesn’t occasion that, what would (pay no attention to the current shit show of cabinet selections because I sure don’t plan to)?

Yes, this is democracy in action (suspiciously). It hasn’t died (it’s merely on life support now). It has, in fact, surprised us by revealing a much less tribal and less racially polarized country than we imagined (folks would rather have a wannabe dictator rather than a decent woman of color running things, but who am I to question that?), a vibrant electorate open to change (yes the change of electing a former president who drove the economy into the ground, was a laughingstock around the world, used the office for personal gain and profit, and who now promises revenge and retribution) and nuance (in buying into tons of flagrant lying and rambling bullshit) and two multiracial coalitions vying for power (one promising fairness, decency, jobs, expansion of the middle class, strong world leadership and growth and the other motivated by hatred and bent on subjugating and humiliating their fellow citizens and worse for anyone here illegally – what could be better?). Trump remains the unknown, of course (if being a pathological liar and utterly corrupt and demented con man are unknowns that is). And we could be headed for disaster if both he and his opponents revert to form (yes, there are decent people on both sides – one side just wants to imprison or kill the otherbut of course, it will be the left’s fault when this descends into anarchy). But there is an opening here (Dear Camel, may I show you this needle?), if we want to take it (Yes sir, Give me another). For the first time in eight years, I feel some small confidence in saying this once again, even as many around me seem sunk in despair (Sorry, Neville calling again – good luck when the Trump militia knocks on your door).

Red has but one question for Andrew:

If it comes down to a choice for doing what is best for the country or what is best for Donald Trump, what do you think he is going to do?

You can believe what every you want, but no amount of flattery or feigned respect is ever going to alter Trump’s lifelong pattern of narcissism, skullduggery, lying, corruption and fraud. It’s a wet dream to believe otherwise as you seemingly do now.

As Red has said, he has but one compliment to give Trump – He is without a doubt the greatest con man to ever walk the face of the earth.

But please give Red a call, he has some prime real estate in Florida to sell you – if Trump doesn’t beat Red to it first.

JD Vance Writes – Red Translates

Hey [Insert name of Rube here] , it’s JD Vance.

First, I want to thank you for being such a loyal supporter [aka sycophant] of President Trump.

We wouldn’t be where we are without your support [incredible gullibility].

Being President Trump’s running mate is the honor of my life [which obviously means it’s been a pretty sad tale].

Growing up poor in the small town of Middletown, Ohio, I never would’ve dreamed of being where I am now [running for office with a lying felonious sex criminal].

Middletown was once an industrial powerhouse, but thanks to the unfair trade deals signed by our “leaders” in DC [RINOS], the people of Middletown were left behind [except for me of course].

It angers me to my core [my very rotten core] to see average Americans get ripped off by our politicians [see, e.g,. Trump sneakers, Trump coins, Trump bibles, Trump NFTs, Trump diapers] , and that’s why I’m working my butt off [and it’s a big butt] to get President Trump elected [by hook or by crook – but mostly crook].

The truth is, President Trump is the only president in my lifetime who has stood up for working families [by giving giant tax cuts to the rich, being against raising the minimum wage, gutting worker safety protections and general union busting ton name a few], and it’s because of this, the DC “elite” [people with half a brain] want to destroy him [or maybe just sit back and let him destroy himself].

He’s literally putting his life on the line [behind bullet proof glass] to defend forgotten communities [sad pathetic losers to a man] like mine in Middletown.

But by the time this election is over, Kamala will have raised over $1 Billion to destroy his campaign [how unfair to actually raise money].

So if you haven’t donated before to help President Trump win, can you please give just $3 to help him save our country [I mean you really can’t expect a couple of billionaires to fund their own campaign when there are suckers like you for the fleecing]?

I grew up dirt poor [well more or less dusty poor anyway]. I know a few dollars can make or break a budget [now that I’m filthy rich thanks to Peter Thiel].

So if you can’t afford to chip in, please don’t worry about it [but you can go to hell anyway].

But time is running out. Voters are already casting ballots [we’re losing already].

If you’re on the fence about donating, right now at this very moment is the perfect time [to flush your hard earned dollars down the Trump toiler – a golden toilet I might add]

Please give today. It will go a long way in helping us Make America Great Again [and keep us from having to spend a dime].

J D Vance [,Scumbag]