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The Only Answer Republicans Have – More Guns!

Image: Donald Trump

Something seems different this time.  Maybe it is because of the articulate and formerly somewhat carefree students at Marjory Stoneman Douglas HS like Sam Zeif, Chris Grady, Jose Iglesias and Isabella Pfeiffer to name a few.  Maybe it is because they are getting support from their parents and the community to try to make a difference this time.  Maybe it is because people are truly scared.   Maybe it because Americans are fed up with legislators running scared from the NRA.  Maybe it is because enough is finally enough.  Maybe it is because they are tired of hearing the one and only answer that comes from the bought and paid for GOP weasels  in Congress and State Legislatures (and clearly some Democratic weasels as well to be fair).  And that answer is as always – WE NEED MORE GUNS!.

That is what our Reality TV Show Sick Joke of a President proposed again yesterday with his preposterous plan to arm teachers.  Only a complete fool could believe that having a gun in classrooms with our children is a good idea.   Teachers across the nation have responded to Trump’s proposal with scorn, disbelief and derision.

Red supports more safety measures for schools.  Sadly, we may need metal detectors and secure perimeters around our schools and we may need trained and armed licensed peace officers at every school.  We need to severely restrict access to semi-automatics the same way we have done for automatic weapons since the 1930’s.  We need background checks.  We need mental health services. We do not need guns in the classroom.

We don’t need a President who has kowtowed to the gun lobby by rolling back a regulation that would have added people who are getting Social Security disability for mental problems to the list for background checks, who purged about 500,000 fugitives from the ATF list and changed the definition of fugitive to only include someone who has crossed state lines to avoid arrest under an outstanding warrant,  who revoked a ban on lead ammo in federal wildlife refuges and made it easier for people to carry guns on public lands, who has proposed cutting millions of dollars from the national background check system.  We need a President who doesn’t need notes (see photo) to instruct him on how to behave like a normal compassionate human being.  We need lots of people with the courage to stand up to the gun lobby and say that finally “enough is enough.”

Unfortunately, Red doesn’t really think that this time will be different.  A guy can hope though.


Quote for the Day

“I don’t think I’ve ever spoken to him. I don’t think I’ve ever met him. And he actually said he was a very low-level member of I think a committee for a short period of time. I don’t think I ever met him. Now, it’s possible that I walked into a room and he was sitting there, but I don’t think I ever met him.”

Donald Trump on Carter Page.  Yet somehow, the widely discredited Nunes memo concerning the FBI’s supposedly questionable  surveillance of Page completely vindicates Trump?  Please explain!

The Most Unsurprising Headline of the Year – Trump is a Golf Cheat

Two time major champion Suzann Petterson has told a Norwegian newspaper that Trump is a big-time cheat on the links. Unlike Rory McIlroy who has refused to spill the beans on Trump’s golf antics saying only that he was a good golfer “for his age”, Petterson didn’t hold back.

“He cheats like hell,” according to Petterson.  Petterson also wondered how Trump’s errant shots into the woods somehow end up in the fairway speculating that his caddy is well paid.  Petterson also challenged Trump’s claim to golfing prowess.

What’s strange is that he has never come close to breaking 80 when I’ve played with him, but whenever I talk to him he says he’s just shot 69, or broken a course record, or won a club championship.

You can get the full story at nationalclubgolfer.com.  The only question is why is Petterson still playing with or even talking to a golf cheat.  She’s just lucky Trump didn’t try to grab her by the putter.  And any golfer who still supports Trump will never be in a foursome with Red.

Donald Trump on Al Franken and Roy Moore and Donald Trump

Donald Trump can’t quite keep his reaction to the various sexual scandals straight,  Red wonders what could possibly be the distinction?

According to Trump:

Al Franken(stein) –  who has admitted the allegation of one women who was the recipient of an unwanted and forceful French kiss and on the butt-end of an improper prank photo taken while on a comedy tour for troops in Iraq –  is a low-life degenerate, scum sucking women abuser who should be tarred, feathered and run out of the capital building on a rail.

Roy Moore – twice disgraced former Chief Justice of the Alabama Supreme Court who has been the subject of seemingly credible allegations that he was a serial pedophile who illegally served alcohol to and molested teenage girls and was banned from the Gadsden Mall because he was out cruising for jail bait  –  Let the voters of Alabama decide.

Donald Trump – accused by more than a dozen women of sexual assault of various types and caught on tape admitting that he sexually assaulted women –  Every one of  those bitches are LIARS who will be SUED!

Quote for the Day

“In eight years they borrowed more than it did in the whole history of our country. The borrowed more than $10 trillion, right? And yet we picked up  $5 trillion just in the stock market, possibly the whole thing in terms of the first nine months in terms of values. So in one sense you could say we’re really increasing values and maybe in a sense we’re reducing debt.”

And to borrow from Blazing Saddles

I think we’re all indebted to  President Trump for clearly stating what needed to be said. I’m particularly glad that these lying weasels who call themselves “reporters”were here today to hear that speech. Not only was it authentic presidential gibberish, it expressed a tenuous grasp on reality too frequently seen in this day and age.


Red Translates – Trump’s UN Speech

Welcome to New York – my hometown.  A place where we used to pack a bunch of stinky foreigners like you into ghettos.  Those were the days.

Since my election, everything in the U.S. is just going great guns.  All those statistics that I used to mock like the unemployment rate and the stock market boom – well, those are all true and accurate since I became President and we have the lowest unemployment rate ever.   And speaking of guns – we are busting the budget to pump up our military.  So if any of you little pipsqueaks are thinking about starting some trouble – you got another think coming Mister.

We live in a great time what with science and all that stuff that I don’t believe in when it contradicts what I want to think about the world.  I mean, who are you going to trust a bunch of losers who have dedicated their lives to the advancement of science or a slick con man like me who has dedicated his life to making money by skinning everyone I deal with.  Really!  Science can do a lot – if I agree with it.  But I’m the man to see.

Okay let’s move on to the important stuff. America First.  You got that losers.  We don’t impose our way of life on anyone We just storm into your country when you piss us off break a lot of stuff and kill  a bunch of people. Ask any Iraqi.  Our country is a shining example of freedom.  Ignore the fact that we have the highest poverty rate, highest crime rate, highest murder rate, highest infant mortality rate, lowest number of insured people, highest number of lawsuits, worst public educational system and stupidest President of developed country in the world.  Those are mere details.  I mean look at our Constitution (I might actually read it someday, but don’t hold your breath).  It’s been around 230 years.  That’s like longer than some of the golf courses I own.

We did some great work in the World War II.  Yeah, it’s kind of been downhill since then, but we didn’t fight that war to take over new lands – we had already done that to Mexico and Spain.

Let’s get to the meat of it.  Those “rogue regimes.”  Talk about a bunch of losers.  I mean most of you guys are losers compared to me – but Rocket Man and his pals – total losers.  Just a warning –  I eat losers for lunch and then have a real lunch after that.  I will bomb those bastards back into the stone age if needed and then have some more lunch

Okay I need to insult some other countries.

Iran – you guys are fags – terrorist supporting fags.  You’re on the list.

Venezuela – you guys wish you were fags.  You’re on the list too.

Hillary – not a country but still crooked.

Don’t get me wrong, we want peace and if you aren’t willing to go along with that, I will bomb the everliving shit out of your country before lunch.  Don’t think I won’t do it.

Now go home and tell your kids, that you just got to hear a speech by the greatest American president of all time.  That would be me, losers.