Red is now privy to a top-secret White House memorandum which outlines the fascinating process by which the Trumph administration vets and selects candidates to fill the most sensitive and important positions in the executive branch. As a marker of his efficiency, Trumph has streamlined the process which under previous presidents was unduly onerous and time consuming. It is now a straightforward four step inquiry.
- Does this person have a well-established track record as a conservative partisan political hack (bonus points for appearances on Fox News praising me – extra bonus points for being a Fox News employee)?
- Has this person engaged in unethical, fraudulent or questionable business practices involving the fleecing of average Americans?
- When push comes to shove, will this person set aside any moral convictions they might have, any allegiance to the rule of law or the U.S. Constitution, any consideration of past precedent or institutional norms and cover my fat ass at all costs without consideration of damage to their personal or political reputations?
- If yes, yes and yes – hire them!
“It was a spectacular con.”
New York Times on Donald Trump.
What else would you expect from the greatest con man who has ever walked the face of the earth?
“The Democrats are playing a high level CON GAME in their vicious effort to destroy a fine person. It is called the politics of destruction.”
Trumph – The Insult Comic President™ – tweeted this without a hint of self-awareness. Red must defer to the judgment of the greatest con man who has ever walked the face of the earth as to his assessment of what is or is not a con game. If Trumph determines it is a con game, it must be so. Coincidentally, he also happens to be expert in the practice of the politics of destruction as Crooked Hillary, Lyin’ Ted, Little Marco and Low Energy JEB!!!!!!$$$$$? can tell you.
“Mr. Cohen is not interested in being dirtied by a pardon from such a man.”
Lanny Davis, attorney for Michael Cohen, rejecting the idea of a presidential pardon from Trumph – The Insult Comic President™.
In case you hadn’t noticed, things are getting ugly.
“I truly hate disloyal people.” Eric Trump
Does the son of a father who cheated his workers and contractors, filed multiple bankruptcies, withheld medical benefits from his critically ill nephew, cheated on son’s mother with his second wife, cheated on second wife with third wife, cheated on third wife with porn star and playmate, turned on the people who got him elected, ever actually think about what he is saying?
The very fact that Omarosa is a major topic of news and that the country is breathlessly awaiting her next revelation is proof positive that Trumpf – The Insult Comic President [TM] is an incompetent buffoon. Only a complete fool would have hired this person for a position of responsibility with access to the White House and anyone who did absolutely deserves what they get.
“I’m Your Puppet” by Marvin Gaye
A long distance dedication from Donald to Vlad.
Snap your finger and I’ll turn you some flips, I’m your puppet
Your every wish is my command
All you gotta do is wiggle your little hand
I’m your puppet, I’m your puppet