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Today in Texas History – April 10

From the Annals of the Storytellers –   In 1906, William Sidney Porter (better known as O’ Henry) published his second volume of short stories.  The book entitled The Four Million  contains the famous story The Gift of the Magi, in which a husband and wife sell their most loved possession in order to give each other a Christmas gift.

In a strange and prophetic twist, Porter’s literary career took off after he was convicted of embezzlement and jailed in Austin in 1898.  After he was indicted, Porter fled to Honduras.  However, he returned to Texas upon discovering that his wife had a terminal illness.  Porter spent the next three years in prison writing adventure stories to support his daughter. He devoted himself to his writing and began to perfect his craft of writing stories with an unexpected twist – sometimes humorous as in the famous tale of The Ransom of Red Chief  and sometimes more serious as in The Gift of the Magi.    Upon release, he moved to New York where he secured a job writing stories for the New York World.   He published his first collection, Cabbages and Kings, in 1904 and several more before his death in 1910 totaling almost 300 stories.  His popular success did not translate into personal success and he battled alcoholism and financial troubles to the end.

Photo of the O’Henry Museum from austintexas.gov

Illegal Use of Sausage

In a most disturbing story, the Dallas Observer reports that six people including five volunteer firefighters from Ellis County have been arrested for sexually assaulting a new trainee with a link of chorizo sausage.  The Texas Rangers were called into investigate after the victim reported the assault.  According to reports, the six idiots first considered using a broomstick to anally rape the victim, but changed their minds and used chorizo instead.

The trainee was bent over the couch while Tucker and Stafford held him down and the sausage was inserted into his anus, the Rangers say. Then Wisakowsky cut the sausage out of the package and attempted to reinsert it, but the sausage broke up.

The trainee told the Rangers he was then released and he crawled into the nearby restroom with “smashed up sausage still between his butt cheeks.” He removed the sausage, threw up and took a shower to clean up. While he was showering, he says, someone took his clothes from the restroom. He came out of the restroom in a towel to look for his clothes. When he did, he says, Tucker took his towel. The man covered his genitals with his hands and ran to his truck to get some shorts, he says.

One can only wonder how these morons ever became volunteer firefighters.