1. You’re Sixteen, You’re Beautiful and You’re Mine –  Ringo Starr  (unless of course you’re at the Mall)

2. Young Blood – The Coasters (but please change that yellow ribbon in your hair to a red one)

3. She was Only Seventeen –  Marty Robbins (or thereabouts)

4. Girl You’ll Be a Woman Soon – Neil Diamond (of course, I’ll lose interest in you by then)

5. Young Girl – Gary Puckett and the Union Gap (better run girl – good luck cause I’ll be  on my horse)

6. Thank Heaven for Little Girls – Maurice Chevalier (see being a Christian and all really pays off)

7. Go Away Little Girl – Donny Osmond (did I say that? – pay no attention to what I say)

8. Look at Little Sister – Stevie Ray Vaughn (speaks for itself)

9. Don’t Stand so Close to Me – The Police (instead please lie down on that rug in my cabin)

10. Sweet Little Sixteen – Chuck Berry (sweet little fourteen works too)

Okay readers, Red is making fun of Roy Moore here because that is what he does.  Red takes the issue of sexual harassment -very seriously and doubles down on that when it involves minors.  From all accounts, Moore appears to be a complete scuzzbag that deserves whatever ridicule and abuse can be heaped on him.