1. You’re Sixteen, You’re Beautiful and You’re Mine – Ringo Starr (unless of course you’re at the Mall)
2. Young Blood – The Coasters (but please change that yellow ribbon in your hair to a red one)
3. She was Only Seventeen – Marty Robbins (or thereabouts)
4. Girl You’ll Be a Woman Soon – Neil Diamond (of course, I’ll lose interest in you by then)
5. Young Girl – Gary Puckett and the Union Gap (better run girl – good luck cause I’ll be on my horse)
6. Thank Heaven for Little Girls – Maurice Chevalier (see being a Christian and all really pays off)
7. Go Away Little Girl – Donny Osmond (did I say that? – pay no attention to what I say)
8. Look at Little Sister – Stevie Ray Vaughn (speaks for itself)
9. Don’t Stand so Close to Me – The Police (instead please lie down on that rug in my cabin)
10. Sweet Little Sixteen – Chuck Berry (sweet little fourteen works too)
Okay readers, Red is making fun of Roy Moore here because that is what he does. Red takes the issue of sexual harassment -very seriously and doubles down on that when it involves minors. From all accounts, Moore appears to be a complete scuzzbag that deserves whatever ridicule and abuse can be heaped on him.
“One of our attorneys is a Jew.”
Kayla Moore, wife of twice disgraced Alabama Supreme Court Justice, self-avowed Christian conservative and accused serial child molester Roy Moore.
Well thank God, RM is getting competent legal advice.
“The Islamic faith rejects our God and believes that the state must mandate the worship of its own god, Allah. Common sense alone dictates that in the midst of a war with Islamic terrorists we should not place someone in a position of great power who shares their doctrine. In 1943, we would never have allowed a member of Congress to take their oath on ‘Mein Kampf,’ or someone in the 1950s to swear allegiance to the ‘Communist Manifesto.’ Congress has the authority and should act to prohibit Ellison from taking the congressional oath today!”
Twice disgraced Alabama Supreme Court Justice, self-avowed Christian conservative and accused serial child molester Roy Moore speaking on whether Keith Ellison (D.Minn) should be allowed to sit in Congress.
Well thank God, Roy Moore is not in charge of things, yet.
If Roy Moore wins it will be the most demoralizing blow for the media since ‘s election—so let’s make it happen.
Dinesh D’Souza on Twitter.
Red’s response – “If Roy Moore wins it will be the most enervating rush for pedophiles since ancient Greece – so let’s make those pedophiles happy.”
Not that the GOP had any real moral footing to begin with, but the swelling chorus of GOP support for Roy Moore has clearly shown that Republicans care about power much more than honor or even common decency. Red thinks that most Americans will be able to see through what is going on here in pushing an accused pedophile into the halls of Congress. Be careful what you wish for DD.
“I think they’re afraid I’m going to take Alabama values to Washington, and I want to tell you, I can’t wait.”
Roy Moore, twice removed Alabama Supreme Court Justice, GOP candidate for U.S. Senate and accused pedophile.
Just what are your Alabama values Roy? Abuse of young girls? Disregard for the Constitution? Failing to follow the supreme law of the land because you know better? Belief that the U.S. should be a Christian theocracy? Hatred of gays and lesbians? Denial of protected rights to Muslims? Love of money? Worship of guns? Bolstering your manhood by waiving a pistol at a public event?
Red hopes that the good people of Alabama – and there certainly are many of those – don’t believe in your warped “Alabama Values.”
And don’t worry – Roy we are not afraid. If you lose, those “Alabama Values” of yours are already on near full display in the White House.
Donald Trump can’t quite keep his reaction to the various sexual scandals straight, Red wonders what could possibly be the distinction?
According to Trump:
Al Franken(stein) – who has admitted the allegation of one women who was the recipient of an unwanted and forceful French kiss and on the butt-end of an improper prank photo taken while on a comedy tour for troops in Iraq – is a low-life degenerate, scum sucking women abuser who should be tarred, feathered and run out of the capital building on a rail.
Roy Moore – twice disgraced former Chief Justice of the Alabama Supreme Court who has been the subject of seemingly credible allegations that he was a serial pedophile who illegally served alcohol to and molested teenage girls and was banned from the Gadsden Mall because he was out cruising for jail bait – Let the voters of Alabama decide.
Donald Trump – accused by more than a dozen women of sexual assault of various types and caught on tape admitting that he sexually assaulted women – Every one of those bitches are LIARS who will be SUED!