We have good news and bad news for Houston Texans fans.

The Good News: After beating the mighty Tampa Bay Buccaneers (who were the BNL worst team in football last season) the Houston Texans are now in first place in the god-awful, pathetic excuse for a professional football division that is the AFC South.

The Bad News:  After beating the mighty Tampa Bay Buccaneers (who were the BNL worst team in football last season) the Houston Texans are now in last place in the god-awful, pathetic excuse for a professional football division that is the AFC South.