Sen. Ted Cruz (TP-Texas) has mastered the art of the non-debate. Here are the 10 basic rules:
- Never actually answer a question, it’s a sign of weakness.
- Never admit you made a mistake – other than a clerical error.
- Have a bag full of ready-to-deliver snarky comebacks and veiled insults.
- Talk over your opponents during their time.
- Attack the media whenever possible – especially when they are reporting truthfully about you.
- Perfect a disgusted, dismayed look that says – I can’t believe they aren’t smart enough to take everything I say for the gospel truth.
- Use that finger.
- Begin response with vicious attack on questioner – then segue to warm and meaningless family anecdote.
- When disgusted, dismayed look doesn’t work – turn to icy stare.
- Never actually answer a question.
