The end is near, but the contention continues. The braying is almost over, but the pundits are not silenced. The people will have spoken, but few will have listened. The candidates will rest, but they will not go away. The votes will be counted, but the result will not change minds. The nation will endure, but the bonds are frayed.
And despite all of that, Red urges everyone to vote. Despite the fact that Texas almost always makes bad choices (see, e.g., Our Poor Idiot Governor Greg Abbott, Agriculture Commissioner Sid “Jesus Shot” Miller, Sen. Lyin’ Ted Cruz and Rep. Louie “What’s he smoking?” Gohmert, and Rep. Sheila “I’m a Queen, I deserve to be treated like a Queen” Jackson Lee for just a few), Red urges everyone to vote. Despite the fact that Red disagrees with most of his family and has had to unfriend a relative or two, Red urges everyone to vote.