Things have sorted themselves out a bit in Week 5. Week 6 will likely resulting in some more culling of the herd. One think is certain – for now New York fans have something to shout about.

1. Philadelphia Eagles – Red thought the Eagles were good, but not this good. Showdown at home against the Cowboys Sunday night will tell us how good the Eagles really are.
2. Buffalo Bills – Continuing to romp even though the defense has been off a bit – but don’t tell that to the Stealers. The other big showdown of the week against the Chiefs on Sunday.
3. Kansas City Chiefs – Doing just enough to win on a consistent basis won’t be good enough against the Bills.
4. New York Giants – Red just looked down and the Giants were 4-1.
5. Minnesota Vikings – Some thought the Vikings were going to be good. Some might have been right.
6. Tampa Bay Buccaneers – Will always have the Refs in their back pocket.
7. Dallas Cowboys – Mr. Rush continues to win. Is he doing to Dak what Dak did to Tony?
8. San Francisco 49ers – The best in the west.
9. Baltimore Ravens – Have yet to put a complete game together. Watch out when they do.
10. Miami Dolphins – May I speak to Mr. Kaepernick please?
11. Green Bay Packers – Other than that how did you enjoy your trip to London Mr. Rodgers?
12. Tennessee Titans – Winning 3 straight puts them on top in the saddest division in the NFL.
13. Los Angeles Chargers – You never know which Chargers team is going to show up on Sunday or Monday or Thursday or any other day.
14. New York Jets – Those who have the over on Jets W/L have to feel pretty good right now.
15. Los Angeles Rams – Underperforming in all phases of the game.
16. Cincinnati Bengals – One day Red will learn to spell Cincinnati on the first try.
17. Cleveland Browns – The supposedly strong defense can’t stop anyone right now.
18. New England Patriots – Never count them out.
19. Indianapolis Colts – The only .500 team in the league looks to be in trouble.
20. New Orleans Saints – Mr. Hill put on a performance for the ages. If you started him at TE on your fantasy team and didn’t win last week – just give it up.
21. Atlanta Falcons – Not the first or last team playing against Tom Brady to get screwed by the Refs.
22. Seattle Seahawks – An appropriate entry for the beginning of the “Who Gives a Rat’s Ass” section of the rankings.
23. Arizona Cardinals – See picture next to “disappointment” in the dictionary.
24. Houston Texans – If only they could schedule 17 games against the Jaguars.
25. Jacksonville Jaguars – Losing to the Texans – Huh, huh -Wuss!
26. Las Vegas Raiders – Could have beaten the Chiefs. Did not beat the Chiefs.
27. Detroit Lions – How this offense goes from averaging about 35 ppg to getting skunked is something of a mystery.
28. Denver Broncos – Nothing is going right in the Mile High City.
29. Chicago Bears – Ugh!
30. Pittsburgh Stealers – Double Ugh!!
31. Carolina Panthers – Baker gets baked and taken out of the oven under new regime. It makes no difference.
32. Washington Commanders – When Al Michaels calls for your head on national TV you know the end times are near.