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About Red from Texas

I'm proud to be Red. I have lived most of my life in Texas and I love this place. Here are a few things you should know about me. 1. I am happily married and intend to stay so. 2. I live in a house that is older than you, unless you are really old. 3. I own 2 rifles and a shotgun. I think handguns are just trouble. 4. I have never killed a man, but have taken out some deer and hogs. 5. I was a good student, but never close to being valedictorian. 6. In no particular order I like the Houston Texans, San Antonio Spurs, Houston Astros, FC Barcelona, Tottenham Hotspur, Texas Longhorns and Houston Dynamo. 7. I hate Dallas but always have a good time when I go there. 8. I was a Dallas Cowboys fan for 26 years but declared that I was no longer a fan during the 1987 strike. 9. I don't own any pets. I like cats, and a good dog and I have met at least 3 of them in my lifetime. 10. I think the best part of Texas is west of I-35. 11. I own two pairs of cowboy boots, but don't wear them very often. 12. I don't have a pronounced Texas accent, but can affect one when needed. 13. My last meal would be fried shrimp with tartar sauce, a baked potato with all the fixins', a dinner salad with 1000 Island dressing, yeast rolls and chocolate fudge pie for dessert. 14. I'm an old Dad, but my children are none of your business. 15. I have two degrees from UT-Austin and somehow managed to fall in love with and marry an Aggie. 16. Most of my family are right-wing nut jobs but I love them anyway. 17. When I get to play golf on a regular basis, I shoot in the low 80's. 18. I don't get to play golf on a regular basis. 19. I think Fort Worth is the best town in Texas by a long shot. 20. I have a mean herb garden. Regards, Red P.S. Remember it's not a color, it's a state of mind.

Today in Texas History – April 21

From the Annals of the Confederacy – In 1928, Felix Huston Robertson died in Waco. Robertson was the only Texas native general in the Confederate Army.  Robertson who was born at  Washington-on-the-Brazos was appointed a brigadier general in 1864.  He was reported to be a cruel and harsh commander.  He was known as Commanche Robertson for the savage nature of his punishments and his Indian-like visage.  He was involved in one of the more controversial incidents of the Civil War.  On October 3, 1864 in Saltville, Virginia, troops under Robertson’s command killed well over 100 wounded, mostly black survivors of a Union attack.  Robertson was implicated but never charged with any crime.  It was left to a subordinate officer to take the blame and he was hanged for murder after the war.  Robertson was severely wounded shortly after his promotion and never returned to field duty. Robertson returned to Texas, where he became an attorney, real estate speculator, and enthusiastic member of the United Confederate Veterans. At the time of his death he was the last surviving general of the Confederacy.

MLB Debuts Statcast Era of Baseball

Red wonders how much information is too much.  Major League Baseball will have additional opportunities to evaluate that age old question when it debuts Statcast tonight on MLB Network’s broadcast of the Cardinals/Nationals game.  Statcast has actually been around for a while and was used during the All-Star game and in the playoffs last season.  But tonight’s game will be the first regular season game where every play will be tracked in some form or fashion.

What is Statcast?

Statcast, a state-of-the-art tracking technology, is capable of gathering and displaying previously immeasurable aspects of the game. Statcast collects the data using a series of high-resolution optical cameras along with radar equipment that has been installed in all 30 Major League ballparks. The technology precisely tracks the location and movements of the ball and every player on the field at any given time.

In other words, every movement of every player and the bat and the ball can be tracked and analyzed.  So if you desperately want to know how many times Johnny Cueto scratches his crotch in a seven inning appearance – Statcast is for you.    With high resolution digital cameras, laser positioning equipment and highly accurate GPS, this development has been inevitable and will likely migrate to other sports in the near future.  For example, at the 2014 World Cup, they could tell us exactly how far every player had run during a match.

NBA Playoffs

Some argue that football is the only sport noticed in Texas.  But only Texas has 3 teams in the NBA Playoffs this season.  And of states with multiple franchises, only Texas has all of its teams in the NBA Playoffs.  Of course, only California, Texas, New York and Florida have multiple teams.

Packing Heat

PBS News reports that Texas is on the verge of passing an open carry law that will allow Texans to pack heat in public.

On Friday, the Texas House of Representatives voted 96-35 in favor of House Bill 910, which extends the rights of citizens who have a concealed handgun license to allow them to openly carry a holstered handgun. A similar bill passed the Texas Senate last month; the two versions must be reconciled before heading to Republican Gov. Greg Abbott for signing.

Abbot is likely to give the measure his approval. During a February press conference, he said, “I will sign whatever legislation reaches my desk that expands Second Amendment rights in Texas.

Red favors sporting a Smith & Wesson 357 Magnum in a custom leather holster worn Matt Dillon style on the right thigh.  Red also favors telling anyone foolish enough to walk around with a pistol openly strapped on to any appendage that they must be suffering from a deep inadequacy complex that packing heat probably isn’t going to cure.

Today in Texas History – April 20

From the Annals of Secret Nuptials –  In 1952, J. P. Richardson, Jr., known as “The Big Bopper,” married Adrianne “Teetsie” Fryou.  Richardson was a Beaumont deejay, singer and songwriter.  He scored his biggest hit with “Chantilly Lace” in 1958, but also wrote hits such as “White Lightning” and  “Running Bear.”  The Big Bopper was an impressive showman who performed in colorful zoot suits and had a larger than life stage presence.  However, he kept his marriage secret to promote his flamboyant image with his fans. The Big Bopper recorded 21 of his own songs -mostly novelty records.  Sadly, he may be most famous for having met his demise in the same plane crash as Buddy Holly and Richie Valens in 1959.  Richardson supposedly got his place on the plane because he was suffering from the flu and did not want to spend all night riding on the tour bus.

It’s Never Too Early to Start Talking Football, Cont.

NBC Sports is reporting that the Texas Longhorns’ 2015 opener in South Bend against Notre Dame will be broadcast in prime-time on NBC.  The kickoff will be on Saturday September 5 at 6:30 p.m.

The game will be an early season test for both teams who have not met since a 27-24 Notre Dame victory in Austin in 1996.  On an all-time basis, it is an attractive match-up; Texas has 884 total  victories, second only to Michigan, but  just two more than 882 for Notre Dame.

Today in Texas History – April 17

From the Annals of Ol’ Sarge –  In 1871, the Texas legislature approved a bill that provided for the organization of the Texas Agricultural and Mechanical College.  The college which became Texas A&M University.  The school which was original all-male and all-Corps is now a Tier 1 research institution and the A&M system comprises not only Texas A&M in College Station but also includes:

The Anti-Business (Tea) Party

Richard Parker posits that the extreme positions taken by Texas Tea Partisans make the movement openly hostile to big business.  The Texas Association of Business has come out against two of the Tea Party’s most cherished legislative goals – enshrining the right of religious bigots to discriminate based on their say-so and keeping undocumented kids as  poor and ignorant as possible.  The schism between the merely self-serving but more or less live and let live Country Club Republicans and the Tea Party extremists who want to fundamentally reshape the way you can live your life is growing.

Welcome to Texas, Toyota, and all the accountants, lawyers, contractors and other companies — big and small — that are making the long trek to relocate here. You will find Texas to be immensely friendly. We’re especially friendly to business, which is why you’re coming, of course. Hence, the outlook for Texas is bullish: It’s on track to supplant Germany as the world’s fourth-largest economy by 2050. Texas is so friendly to business that even Democrats stress the word pro-business before mumbling the word Democrat.

But there’s something the eager chambers of commerce and glad-handing mayors probably didn’t tell you before you made up your mind to come to Texas. There’s a political party emerging in Austin the likes of which we’ve never seen. Until recently known as the tea party, it’s the Anti-Business Party of Texas, and it’s about to open the door to a future of uncertainty that will affect your workers, worry your shareholders and befuddle your customers. If you saw the uproar from businesses — from Apple to American Airlines — in Indiana over a so-called religious freedom act, then brace yourself, because Texas could be next.

Two measures in the Legislature would unravel a law that seems to have worked well since 1999. State Sen. Donna Campbell and Rep. Matt Krause, both of the Anti-Business Party, propose to bar state or local governments from enforcing anti-discrimination laws in the event of a religious claim. They even want to enshrine the ban in the Texas Constitution. This would effectively gut anti-discrimination protections, particularly for gay people, in most cities. Campbell also is effectively trying to deny an affordable college education to the children of unauthorized immigrants.

TP stands for Tea Party or Texas Politics or the Same Thing Perhaps

The Houston Chronicle reports on the Tea Party’s legislative successes in Texas – a state where it rules the roost like in no other.  If you have any doubts about whether the Tea Party is running (some say ruining) this state, this article will disabuse you of that notion.   Only Joe Strauss and some House comrades stand in the way of ceding complete control of Texas to extreme conservatives.

Before 2009, the tea party was more like a tea brunch. The movement that has found such success in Texas, unlike arguably anywhere else in the country, brought its six years of work at the local level to Austin.

At a Wednesday rally at the Capitol, conveniently on Tax Day, the first-ever statewide gathering of local tea party groups took pride in their legislative gains that have remade Texas politics and have launched – and killed – many politicians’ careers.

Rep. Jonathan Stickland, the Bedford Republican who was introduced at the rally as “the No.1 conservative,” went on his usual tirade against House leadership. He seemed less of a legislator and more of a kingmaker as he introduced several new Republican lawmakers, mostly in the Senate, who have yanked the upper chamber to the right this session.

“This session, so far, has been filled with great things” in the Senate, Strickland said. “Conservative legislation is dying every single minute that ticks by.” There are about 47 days left in the legislative session before lawmakers go home until 2017, barring a Gov. Greg Abbott-called special session.