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About Red from Texas

I'm proud to be Red. I have lived most of my life in Texas and I love this place. Here are a few things you should know about me. 1. I am happily married and intend to stay so. 2. I live in a house that is older than you, unless you are really old. 3. I own 2 rifles and a shotgun. I think handguns are just trouble. 4. I have never killed a man, but have taken out some deer and hogs. 5. I was a good student, but never close to being valedictorian. 6. In no particular order I like the Houston Texans, San Antonio Spurs, Houston Astros, FC Barcelona, Tottenham Hotspur, Texas Longhorns and Houston Dynamo. 7. I hate Dallas but always have a good time when I go there. 8. I was a Dallas Cowboys fan for 26 years but declared that I was no longer a fan during the 1987 strike. 9. I don't own any pets. I like cats, and a good dog and I have met at least 3 of them in my lifetime. 10. I think the best part of Texas is west of I-35. 11. I own two pairs of cowboy boots, but don't wear them very often. 12. I don't have a pronounced Texas accent, but can affect one when needed. 13. My last meal would be fried shrimp with tartar sauce, a baked potato with all the fixins', a dinner salad with 1000 Island dressing, yeast rolls and chocolate fudge pie for dessert. 14. I'm an old Dad, but my children are none of your business. 15. I have two degrees from UT-Austin and somehow managed to fall in love with and marry an Aggie. 16. Most of my family are right-wing nut jobs but I love them anyway. 17. When I get to play golf on a regular basis, I shoot in the low 80's. 18. I don't get to play golf on a regular basis. 19. I think Fort Worth is the best town in Texas by a long shot. 20. I have a mean herb garden. Regards, Red P.S. Remember it's not a color, it's a state of mind.

Today in Texas History – December 1

From the Annals of the Octopus –  In 1880, the Missouri Pacific Railway Company entered Texas by leasing the Missouri-Kansas-Texas Railroad’s line from Kansas to Texas.  The Missouri Pacific was purchased by Jay Gould in 1879 to develop a southwestern rail network.  Gould also gained control of various other railroads in the state.  Gould’s venture into Texas was unsuccessful and several of the Missouri Pacific’s component lines entered receivership in the 1880s.  The company reorganized as the Missouri Pacific Railroad Company in 1917, but filed for bankruptcy in 1933 and remained in receivership until 1956. It was acquired by the Union Pacific Corporation in 1982.

The MoPac name lives on as a central freeway in Austin that follows the old MoPac line through town.

Today in Texas History – November 24

From the Annals of Police Incompetence –  On November 24, Jack Ruby drove to downtown Dallas  with his two pet dogs and sent an emergency money order to one of his employees, Ruby then walked to the nearby police headquarters, where he made his way to the basement via the Main Steet ramp. Shortly before noon, officers from the Dallas Police Department were escorting Lee Harvey Oswald through the police basement to an armored car that was to take him to the nearby county jail.  Ruby emerged from the crowd of reporters and fired his .38 revolver fatally wounding Oswald. The shooting was broadcast live nationally, and millions of television viewers witnessed it.

The 1979 report from the House Select Committee on the Assassination stated:

Ruby’s shooting of Oswald was not a spontaneous act, in that it involved at least some premeditation. Similarly, the committee believed it was less likely that Ruby entered the police basement without assistance, even though the assistance may have been provided with no knowledge of Ruby’s intentions… The committee was troubled by the apparently unlocked doors along the stairway route and the removal of security guards from the area of the garage nearest the stairway shortly before the shooting… There is also evidence that the Dallas Police Department withheld relevant information from the Warren Commission concerning Ruby’s entry to the scene of the Oswald transfer. 

Well, duh.

Today in Texas History – November 21

From the Annals of O’ Pioneers –  In 1825, Dr. Felix Robertson and 32 men left Nashville, Tennessee for Leftwich’s Grant.  Robert Leftwich had belonged to the Texas Association.  The Association was formed to by a group of Nashville investors to obtain a colonization grant from Mexico.  Leftwich had received a grant in his own name and later transferred it to the Association on the condition that it be referred to as Leftwich’s Grant.  The Robertson expedition explored the country along the Brazos, Leon, Lampasas, Salado, and San Gabriel rivers for several months before returning to Tennessee. In the spring of 1830, Sterling C. Robertson, a member of the expedition, and his partner Alexander Thomson Jr. began recruiting families to come to Texas.  However, the Mexican Law of April 6, 1830 prevented any further settlement by Americans in new areas.  Instead, the Tennesseans settled in Stephen F. Austin’s colony.  Eventually, Mexico awarded a new contract to Sterling C. Robertson as empresario and the area was called Robertson’s colony.

Red’s NFL Picks – Week 12

This week’s NFL Prediction Six-Pack

“Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.”  John Heisman

 “Gentlemen, it is best to ignore the ravings of your clinically insane coach.”  Red

Last week 3-3.  For the season 22-26.  This is my week for sure!

Late Season Update:     The dream is still alive.  In 2010, the Seahawks were the first NFL team to make the playoffs (in a non-strike season) with a losing record at 7-9.  It is theoretically possible for a team to make the playoffs with a 6-10 record if they win all of their division games and no other team in the division wins more than 6 games.  Some claim it is even possible for a 5-11 team to make the playoffs.  Not being quite so greedy, I have long dreamed of the glorious day when that first 6-10 playoff team takes the field. That dream is still alive because of the pathetically weak NFC South.  The Falcons and Saints head up the division with mighty 4-6 records followed closely by the Panthers at 3-7-1.  Even the lowly Buccaneers are not out of contention at 2-8.  Yes, that’s right – a 6 game winning streak would likely put them into the playoffs given the competition in this shithole of division.  Red doesn’t have time to work out all the iterations, but a 6-10 team playing in January is looking more and more likely.  Stay tuned.

Your I’ll Sleep When I’m Dead (Again) Pick of the Week.

Chiefs over Raiders.   The Raiders are going to win a game this season, but not this week.  Chiefs should be able to sleepwalk through this one.  By 9:30, Red will be watching reruns of Bonanza.    Kansas City 38 Oakland 10.

Your Dead Reckoning Pick of the Week

Texans over Bengals.   Red will have to listen to this one on the AM Radio because he plans to be hunting in deepest darkest bottomland near the Navidad River on Sunday.  Homecomings for the Red Rifle have not been so friendly and his frustration continues this week.  The Texans’ defense is statistically weak but structurally sound.  Expect Romeo to throw the book at Dalton.  Expect Mallet to have another workmanlike game if the O-Line gives him time to unleash the cannon. 8-8 still looks like the most likely outcome for the Texans but 9 is not out of reach if they bamboozle the Bengals. Houston 24 Cincinnati 20.

Your Dead Head Pick of the Week.

Ravens over Saints.    A Saints loss will help keep the dream alive. See above.  Red likes the Ravens plus 4 on the road on the sparkly turf of the SuperDome.  Red is going heavy on the over here at 50.  Both Flacco Joe and Brees can light up the scoreboard on a good night.  Last week Red hit it big on the Patriots to beat the Colts and to cover the daunting 57 point over.  So there you have it.  Baltimore 34 New Orleans 27.

Your Dead Solid Perfect Pick of the Week.

Cardinals over Seahawks.   For this late in the season, there are not a lot of really good match-ups this week.  Only the Lions-Patriots game rivals this one for Red’s NFL GAME OF THE WEEK!.  Cardinals have a chance to all but eliminate the Seabirds from repeating as division champions with a win and post a franchise-record best 11-1 record after 12 games. The Seahawks are the most unsurprising team in the league.  Red hesitated to even pick them to make the playoffs and it will likely be close – especially if they lose this one.  This week Lynch is still pissed about the 100 large hole in his pocket for stiffing the media.  That could be trouble for the Cards. More trouble if Stanton collapses under the Hawks’ defensive pressure.  It will take defensive points to win this one.   Arizona 23 Seattle 20.

Your Dead Man Walking Pick of the Week.

Bears over Buccaneers.    This week’s Shit Bowl is likely to be played on a very cold toilet seat at Soldier Field.  The Bears are a mystery.  The Bucs just plain suck.  Resist the temptation to prepare that final Tidy-Bowl and Rum cocktail if you dare to watch this boring bowel battle on Sunday. Chicago 13 Tampa Bay 3.

Your Wanted Dead or Alive (Again) Pick of the Week.

Giants over Cowboys.  There is no question that the Cowboys should win this game.  Their bruising rushing attack should be enough to wear down the piss-poor Giant’s defense – especially on a snowy frozen field.  This is a critical early-late season game for the Boys.  With the Eagles likely to beat the Titans and then with the Eagles coming to town for Thanksgiving, they could easily be two back with only 4 to play.  Giants are misfiring on all cylinders and haven’t beaten the Cowboys in a good while.  Now is the time.   New Jersey 24 Arlington 23.

Everybody Knows that the Democratic Drunks are Drunker More Worthless Drunks

In case you haven’t been paying attention, Governor Rick Perry has been indicted over his attempt to force Travis County DA Rosemary Lehmberg from office by threatening to veto state funding for an anti-corruption unit in her office unless she stepped down after being arrested for DWI. Perry would have named Lehmberg’s replacement.  The special prosecutor in  Perry’s criminal case is arguing that Perry “abused his authority, and he improperly used the threat of a veto to indirectly achieve what he had no power to do directly.”  This of course is a vicious political prosecution that is somehow being led by a Republican special prosecutor and overseen by a Republican judge.

All of this raises the issue of how our poor idiot Governor treated other officials with similar issues.  At least two other DA’s have been convicted of DWI – but they were good god-fearing Republicans so naturally the Governor did not see the need for any action.

And now it is revealed that Wayne Roberts, who heads up the Governor’s signature creation, the Cancer Prevention and Research Institute of Texas, was convicted of driving while intoxicated in 1990 and 2006.  And he was charged  and fined for public intoxication in Virginia in 2000.

http://www.dallasnews.com/news/politics/headlines/20141115-perry-promoted-aide-with-three-alcohol-offenses-on-record.ece

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Today in Texas History – November 20

From the Annals of Valor — In 1943, Marines Staff Sgt. William James Bordelon of San Antonio and First Lt. William Dean Hawkins of El Paso were awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor for their heroic actions in the horrific battle for Tarawa.   Bordelon landed on the beach under intense enemy fire that killed all but four men in his tractor. He remained in action even after he was hit providing cover fire for a group scaling a seawall.  Disregarding his own injuries, Bordelon went to the aid of two wounded men in the water. He was killed when he singelhandedly attacked a Japanese machine-gun position. Hawkins  was in command of a scout-sniper platoon.  His unit moved forward under heavy enemy fire and neutralized the enemy troops assaulting the main beach positions. He repeatedly risked his life to direct and lead attacks on pillboxes and enemy installations.  Hawkins was seriously wounded in the chest, but refused to withdraw.  He fought until he was mortally wounded by enemy shell fire. The airstrip on Tarawa was named Hawkins Field in his honor.

Today in Texas History – November 19

From the Annals of the Saints Go Marching In  –  In 1845, the first group of Mormon settlers to come to Texas arrived in Grayson County.  The group of dissident Mormons was led by Lyman Wight.  They spent the winter at an abandoned fort near Preston, and then moved on to Austin by June of 1846. They remained there until 1847, at which time the established their own community near Fredericksburg which they called Zodiac. There Wight implemented what he term the “common stock principle” – a strict form of communal living.  Zodiac attracted a number of Mormon dissenters.  However, in 1849, Wight was excommunicated by the Mormons in Utah for failure to follow Latter Day Saint doctrine and insubordination to LDS authority. A flood on the Pedernales River destroyed Zodiac in 1851.  There is nothing left of the site today.

Texas Textbook Tussle

My public school education was lacking back in the day before the Tea Partisans took control of the textbook writing. I missed that part of Exodus where Moses wins election as leader of the Jews with 53% of the vote.  Moreover, I never realized that the Civil War had nothing to do with slavery, or that everybody in the good ol’ US of A really ought to be a Christian.  But thanks to the Texas State Board of Education I now see the light.  The always good for a laugh or cry SBOE votes today on accepting new textbooks.  The proposed history books are always good fodder for citizens of all political stripes to complain.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/answer-sheet/wp/2014/09/12/proposed-texas-textbooks-are-inaccurate-biased-and-politicized-new-report-finds/