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About Red from Texas

I'm proud to be Red. I have lived most of my life in Texas and I love this place. Here are a few things you should know about me. 1. I am happily married and intend to stay so. 2. I live in a house that is older than you, unless you are really old. 3. I own 2 rifles and a shotgun. I think handguns are just trouble. 4. I have never killed a man, but have taken out some deer and hogs. 5. I was a good student, but never close to being valedictorian. 6. In no particular order I like the Houston Texans, San Antonio Spurs, Houston Astros, FC Barcelona, Tottenham Hotspur, Texas Longhorns and Houston Dynamo. 7. I hate Dallas but always have a good time when I go there. 8. I was a Dallas Cowboys fan for 26 years but declared that I was no longer a fan during the 1987 strike. 9. I don't own any pets. I like cats, and a good dog and I have met at least 3 of them in my lifetime. 10. I think the best part of Texas is west of I-35. 11. I own two pairs of cowboy boots, but don't wear them very often. 12. I don't have a pronounced Texas accent, but can affect one when needed. 13. My last meal would be fried shrimp with tartar sauce, a baked potato with all the fixins', a dinner salad with 1000 Island dressing, yeast rolls and chocolate fudge pie for dessert. 14. I'm an old Dad, but my children are none of your business. 15. I have two degrees from UT-Austin and somehow managed to fall in love with and marry an Aggie. 16. Most of my family are right-wing nut jobs but I love them anyway. 17. When I get to play golf on a regular basis, I shoot in the low 80's. 18. I don't get to play golf on a regular basis. 19. I think Fort Worth is the best town in Texas by a long shot. 20. I have a mean herb garden. Regards, Red P.S. Remember it's not a color, it's a state of mind.

Today in Texas History

From the Annals of Industrial Progress –   In 1837, the Morgan Lines’  steamship Columbia arrived in New Orleans.  This was the first voyage of the first steamship line in Texas.  The Morgan Line was founded by shipping and railroad magnate Charles Morgan.  The Morgan Line later expanded its shipping into a new port called Powderhorn, which grew into Indianola and was a chief port of the line until destroyed by a hurricane. By 1858 the Morgan Line was operating three trips a week between Galveston and New Orleans, and by 1860 the company had a monopoly on coastal shipping.

Painting of the Morgan Line steamer Lone Star from http://www.maritimetexas.net

Location, Location, Location

Galveston has been listed as one of the 10 worst places in the nation to buy real estate.  As one older gentlemen who fought in the Korean War once said, “There only two places I wouldn’t buy real estate – North Korea and Galveston.”

http://www.chron.com/neighborhood/bayarea/news/article/Galveston-listed-as-one-of-the-top-ten-worst-5891013.php

Photo from http://www.momontherocks.net

Today in Texas History – November 17

Battle of San Jacinto  cannons "Twin Sisters"

From the Annals of Artillery Mysteries    In 1835, the citizens of Cincinnati, Ohio decided to provide Texas with two cannons for use in defense against an assault by the Mexican Army.  The cannons were likely six-pounders that were forged at the Greenwood & Webb foundry.  The cannons were shipped downriver to New Orleans and then transported to Galveston where they arrived in early April of 1836.  On board the ship were twin sisters Elizabeth and Eleanor Rice who may have participated in the official delivery of the cannons to the Texas authorities.  That is believed to be the origin of the name “Twin Sisters” by which the field pieces became known.  They were delivered to Sam Houston’s army and first saw action at the Battle of San Jacinto and were the only artillery under his command.  The Twin Sisters were loaded with grape, iron bits, horseshoes and whatever else was handy as the Texas forces had no cannonballs.  It is believed that the opening salvo from the Sisters greatly contributed to the disorganization and panic of Santa Anna’s surprised forces.

After Texas joined the Union, the Twin Sisters became federal property and were transferred to Louisiana.  One of them was sold to a foundry for scrap and a private collector purchased the other.  George Williamson, the commissioner for Louisiana to the state of Texas, determined to find the cannons and return them to Texas.  He was successful and Louisiana appropriated $700 to refurbish the Sisters and ship them again to Galveston.  The Twin Sisters had one last round of service at the Battle of Galveston during the Civil War.  After that, their final disposition is not completely clear.  The general consensus is that Henry North Graves took the Twin Sisters and buried them near Harrisburg to prevent them from falling into Union hands.  The story is questionable because Graves later had the opportunity to retrieve the cannons, but never made any concerted effort to do so.  Their final resting place remains a mystery.

Photo of replicas from the San Jacinto Monument grounds.

Blue Norther

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While there is much debate about the origin of the term Blue Norther – there is usually little debate about calling it that when it happens.  Locations all across Texas experienced severe 24 hour temperature drops including a 46 degree drop in Amarillo.

Image of roll cloud taken near Canyon, Texas from Channel KSDK.

Steve Stockman Subpoenaed – Stay Tuned

Outgoing Congressman and Ass-Clown Steve Stockman notified the House that he has been subpoenaed by a federal grand jury conducting a criminal investigation into an undisclosed matter.  The subpoena is likely related to a parallel investigation by the House Ethics Committee which is probing whether the Texas Republican violated federal reporting requirements regarding campaign donations.  Stockman’s dubious campaign tactics have been the subject of numerous news stories. 

Stockman, along with staffers Donny Ferguson and Prentice Leblanc, each notified the House on Thursday that they had received subpoenas from the U.S. District Court for the District of Columbia.  Ferguson is Stockman’s congressional communications and policy adviser and Leblanc is identified as a legislative assistant.

Advice to Ferguson and Leblanc – throw Stockman under the bus.

Today in Texas History – November 13

From the Continuing Annals of Bravery in the Face of Incompetence –   In 1982,  the Vietnam Veterans Memorial was dedicated in Washington after a march to its site by thousands of veterans of the conflict. The memorial was a departure from the grandiose scale of other war memorials.  It was a simple V-shaped black-granite wall designed by Maya Lin.  The wall was inscribed with the names of the 57,939 Americans who died in the conflict arranged in order of death. Many veterans’ groups opposed Lin’s winning design because it did not include heroic statues or stirring tributes to the fallen.  However, those criticisms quickly fell away after the memorial’s dedication.  The memorial is one of the most visited shrines in D.C. Veterans and friends and relatives of the fallen are seen walking the wall seeking for the names of their friends and loved ones. Visitors frequently make etchings of the names or leave simple tributes such notes, flowers, dog tags or a can of beer.  For a list of Texans killed during the war see http://www.archives.gov/research/military/vietnam-war/casualty-lists/tx-alpha.pdf

The first time I visited the memorial was late on a cold December night in 1995.  My friend and I walked in silence along the length of the memorial both struck by the feelings it invoked even though neither of us served in Vietnam nor really knew many people who did. Even at that late hour, people were there – some crying.  When we reached the Lincoln Memorial there was a makeshift booth manned by a Vietnam veteran selling items to benefit veterans.  We talked with him for a short while and told him that it was our first visit to the memorial.  What I most remember him saying was “I can’t go down there” – down to the memorial even though it was less than 100 yards away. It was just too painful.   I often wonder if he ever walked that long 100 yards.

Aggies Stand Up to Westboro Baptist Lunatics

Hullabaloo Caneck Caneck.  Props to Texas A&M students who stood up to the right-wing nut jobs from Westboro Baptist Church who invaded Aggieland on Monday. The show-down occurred in front of the University’s Rudder Theater Complex.  The crazed Kansans were there to protest A&M’s commitment to inclusiveness and rejection of hate-mongering (except as directed towards UT). There to meet the Kansas kooks were dozens of students carrying their own placards. Another group of about 100 Aggies gathered nearby at Simpson Drill Field for an impromptu yell practice and shouted down the Baptist bozos.  This was not the first time the Aggies have faced off with the Westboro whackos.  In July, hundreds of Aggies formed a human wall to block the Baptist bastards from interrupting the funeral of Lt. Col. Roy Tisdale.   See link to Houston Chronicle story below.

http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/texas/article/Texas-AM-Westboro-Baptist-Aggie-Yell-Practice-5885566.php

Today in Texas History – November 12

From the Annals of Good Country People –  In 1906, the Commercial Club of Tyler, in conjunction with the USDA, appointed William Stallings agricultural agent of Smith County. He was Texas’ first county agricultural agent and the first in the nation to serve a single county. After serving Smith County for a year,Stallings was appointed district agent for Smith, Cherokee, and Angelina counties. Through his efforts the cotton and corn yields of the district increased by over 50 percent. His service is noted in a historical marker on the courthouse square in Tyler.

Photo of County Agent Hank Kimball from http://www.maggiore.net.