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About Red from Texas

I'm proud to be Red. I have lived most of my life in Texas and I love this place. Here are a few things you should know about me. 1. I am happily married and intend to stay so. 2. I live in a house that is older than you, unless you are really old. 3. I own 2 rifles and a shotgun. I think handguns are just trouble. 4. I have never killed a man, but have taken out some deer and hogs. 5. I was a good student, but never close to being valedictorian. 6. In no particular order I like the Houston Texans, San Antonio Spurs, Houston Astros, FC Barcelona, Tottenham Hotspur, Texas Longhorns and Houston Dynamo. 7. I hate Dallas but always have a good time when I go there. 8. I was a Dallas Cowboys fan for 26 years but declared that I was no longer a fan during the 1987 strike. 9. I don't own any pets. I like cats, and a good dog and I have met at least 3 of them in my lifetime. 10. I think the best part of Texas is west of I-35. 11. I own two pairs of cowboy boots, but don't wear them very often. 12. I don't have a pronounced Texas accent, but can affect one when needed. 13. My last meal would be fried shrimp with tartar sauce, a baked potato with all the fixins', a dinner salad with 1000 Island dressing, yeast rolls and chocolate fudge pie for dessert. 14. I'm an old Dad, but my children are none of your business. 15. I have two degrees from UT-Austin and somehow managed to fall in love with and marry an Aggie. 16. Most of my family are right-wing nut jobs but I love them anyway. 17. When I get to play golf on a regular basis, I shoot in the low 80's. 18. I don't get to play golf on a regular basis. 19. I think Fort Worth is the best town in Texas by a long shot. 20. I have a mean herb garden. Regards, Red P.S. Remember it's not a color, it's a state of mind.

Today in Texas History – October 4

The only major battle of the Civil War was over control of Galveston.  That didn’t exactly happen on this day.  However, in 1862, Union Commander William B. Renshaw led a squadron of eight ships into Galveston harbor and demanded surrender of the only important Texas. Brig. Gen Paul O. Hebert had already removed most of the heavy artillery from Galveston Island wisely believing it to be indefensible.  In return, the garrison at Fort Point fired on the Union ships, which responded with volleys that dismounted the Confederate guns. The Confederate commander Col. Joseph J. Cook arranged a four-day truce and used it to evacuate his men to the mainland.

Books Read 2014

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The latest 2014 read was Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad.  I estimate that this was about the tenth time I have read this classic.  I discover something new each time I read it.  For those who have not read it (Really?), here is a brief synopsis (no real spoiler alert needed).

The book is unusual in that it has two narrators.  The first unnamed narrator is on a boat (likely a large yacht) on the lower reaches of the Thames.  He is gathered near dusk with the Director, Marlowe and some others. They are all of the sea, but Marlowe is the only one still making his living in that way.  Marlow remarks how this too was “once one of the dark places of the earth” imagining how a young Roman soldier must have felt going up against the native Britons.  Marlowe then begins to tell his tale.  Out of work, Marlowe travels to the Continent to the Sepulcher City to take a job as a riverboat captain for an ivory-trading company in the unnamed Congo.  In fact, no location but the Thames is ever named in this novel.  Marlowe tells of his travails in reaching his destination and finding his small paddle-wheeler sunk upstream from the main trading station.  It takes several months to fix during which time he learns more and more of Kurtz, manager of the Central Station.  Kurtz delivers more ivory than all of the other agents combined and there is a great mystery about his techniques.  With the steamer fixed, Kurtz begins a journey upriver with the manager and several “pilgrims.”  Just short of the Central Station, the boat is attacked by natives, but only the helmsman is killed by a spear.  When they finally arrive at the Central Station, Kurtz is ill and Marlowe encounters a Dutchman who has been living solitarily in the bush for several years and has befriended Kurtz in a manner of speaking.  The Dutchman tells Marlowe of Kurtz’ incredible strength, powers and resolve.  We are led to believe that Kurtz is a remarkable man.  Marlowe discover that Kurtz has written a monograph on his techniques that ends abruptly and has scrawled on the end “Exterminate all the brutes.”  Kurtz is taken on board the steamer, but escapes at night where Marlowe finds him crawling through the grass.  Kurtz dies, his last words having apparently been “The Horror, the Horror.”  Marlowe returns to the Sepulcher City in awe of Kurtz and with a bundle of letters and papers that he refuses to give to the Company.  The book ends with Marlowe visiting Kurtz’ “Intended”.  He gives her letters back to her and when she asks what Kurtz’ last words were – Marlowe lies telling her it was her name.

The plot is really incidental to the psychological drama in Marlowe’s mind as he struggles to make sense of the jungle, the preposterous characters around him and Kurtz who he ultimately concludes was a remarkable man.

Only three characters are ever named – Marlowe, Kurtz and Van Schuyten who is a trading post owner mentioned only once.  The book is clearly not PC by todays standards with frequent use of “nigger”, no thoughts about the  consequences of the ivory trade, and condescending descriptions of the Africans.  Still it is worth a read.

Today in Texas History – October 3

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At eight o’clock in the evening on October 3, 1930, the Daisy Bradford No. 3 well struck oil. It was a gusher, and set of a spectacular oil rush in the East Texas field. It was the largest oilfield every discovered up to that time.  The well was brought in by Columbus Marion “Dad” Joiner.  Joiner had begun drilling in Rusk County in 1927 with rusted, third-hand equipment. According to legend, a geologist from Texaco told Joiner, “I’ll drink every barrel of oil you get out of that hole.”  In 1930 Joiner began to drill eight miles west of Henderson, Texas on Daisy Bradford’s farm with a wooden rig and used tools.  His first two wells were dry holes, but when the Daisy Bradford No. 3 came in, it changed Texas and the world.

Today in Texas History – October 2

A really big day in Texas history.  In 1835, the first “battle” of the Texas Revolution was fought at Gonzalez.

When Gen. Ugartechea, the Mexican military commander in Texas, learned that colonists in Gonzales had refused to surrender a small cannon that had been given to them to ward off attacks by Native Americans, he ordered Francisco de Castaneda and 100 dragoons under his command to seize it.  Hoping to avoid escalating the already tense relations between the Texas colonists and Santa Anna, Ugartechea ordered Castañeda to use force if necessary but to avoid conflict if possible.

When Castaneda reached the Guadalupe River opposite Gonzales, he found the ford impassable because of high water and was confronted by eighteen militiamen.  Unable to enter Gonzalez, Castañeda pitched camp near the ford. He later moved his camp 7 miles upriver when he received word that the Texan colonists were amassing a number of volunteers.

On October 1, the Texan colonists crossed the Guadalupe and marched upriver toward Castañeda’s new camp. On the morning of October 2 they attacked, Castaneda immediately ordered his men to fall back to a more defensible position behind the camp.

At one point, Castañeda arranged a parley with Texan commander  J. H. Moore.   Castañeda inquired why he had been attacked without provocation.  Moore answered that the Texans were fighting to keep the cannon and uphold the Constitution of 1824. Castaneda explained that he was a Federalist and personally opposed to the policies of Santa Anna.  He told Moore that he did not want to fight Moore’s men and only wanted to reclaim the Cannon.  Moore invited Castañeda to join them in fighting for the Constitution of 1824. Castaneda was unable to do so because as a soldier he was required to follow his orders and not engage in politics.  Unable to reach an agreement, the fighting resumed after the commanders returned to their positions.

Looking at the situation, Castaneda ordered a withdrawal to San Antonio.  In his later report, Castañeda stated that “since the orders from your Lordship were for me to withdraw without compromising the honor of Mexican arms, I did so.”  Despite Castañeda’s efforts to avoid war, the minor skirmish at Gonzales is now viewed as the breaking point that led to war between the American colonists and the Mexican government

Today in Texas History – October 1

In 1849, the first inmates arrived at the site of the Texas State Penitentiary at Huntsville. The inmates were placed in temporary structures until the actual prison was constructed. The original prison still exists inside of the Huntsville (or “Walls”) Unit in downtown Huntsville.  It was completely surrounded by the later construction and no longer used.  The original prison cells were open air and all faced outside.  Even after the newer prison was built, many inmates preferred these older cells in the summertime because they were cooler.  In the winter, they hung blankets inside the bars to keep out the cold. The Huntsville Unit now serves as one of the TDCJ’s regional release centers for male prisoners.

NFL Predictions 2014 – Week 5

“If my mother put on a helmet and shoulder pads and a uniform that wasn’t the same as the one I was wearing, I’d run over her if she was in my way. And I love my mother.” Bo Jackson

Wonder how he feels about his Dad?

Last Week 3-3.  For the Season 3-3.  Meh.

Your Mamas Don’t Let Your Babies Grow up to be Cowboys Pick of the Week.

Texans over Cowboys.  If you were a Texan player and looked at the actual results on the field over the last 5 seasons, would you be somewhat miffed that the Cowboys get all the attention, all the national TV games, all the adoration, all the hate?  Over the last 5 years the Cowboys have won exactly 2 more games than the Texans.  Throw in the playoffs and the Boys have a 1 game advantage.  And speaking of playoffs, the Boys haven’t sniffed them in 4 years despite playing in a division that more often than not just plain sucks.  So maybe the Texans are motivated to win this game and pick up a few hearts and minds along the way.  Given their play the last 2 weeks there is no reason to think they should win.  The defense is playing like a playoff caliber squad, the special teams are pretty damn good, but the offense blows.  Two outa three aint bad. Houston 31 Arlington 27.

Your Mama Told Me Not to Come Pick of the Week.

Browns over Titans.  It is always satisfying on an aesthetic level to have the Browns in the week’s Shit Bowl.  And a “Brown Titan” matchup seems to hold the prospect of an enormous turd being laid smack dab on the 50 yard line at LP Field on Sunday.  To be fair, this game does pit a decent Browns ground game against a slightly above mediocre Titans run defense.  Other than that it holds little interest.  Keep the No-Doz handy if you plan to watch this beastly bowel battle in Nashville. Cleveland 25 Tennessee 13.

 Your He’s a Bad Mother – Shut Your Mouth Pick of the Week.

Vikings over Packers. This game poses an early answer to the question “Is Teddy B. the real deal?”  My answer to that back on draft day was “Hell Yes.”  And I was very disappointed when the Texans did not move up one pick (one lousy measly pick) to take the Louisville Launcher.  He made mincemeat of the Falcons last week and made my pick of the Falcons look absurd.  Dom Capers will throw the book at him on Thursday and Teddy will pick it up and clock Capers in the head with it. Minnesota 42 Green Bay 35.

Your Mother Goose is Cooked Pick of the Week.

Saints over Buccaneers. A decent candidate for Shit Bowl, but instead comes in as the Must Win game of the week.  Whoever loses this one is clearly on the outside looking in at the playoffs with a 1-4 record.  Quick, who was the last 1-4 team to make the playoffs?  Saints should have enough in the tank to win this one at home.  If they don’t, say Adieu to the Saints’ season. New Orleans 28 Tampa Bay 14.

Your Mother of Battles Pick of the Week.

Cardinals over Broncos. Fox’s late showpiece has Game of the Week written all over it.  Cardinals come in as one of the last two undefeated teams.  Broncos are still formidable despite showing some cracks.  QB is a huge question for the Cards if Palmer is still out, but they have other weapons galore on offense.  And despite predictions of the Cards defense falling down because of personnel losses, they have kept it together so far.  Get the hoses out for this barn burner. Arizona 42 Denver 34. 

 Your Mother Superior Pick of the Week.

Chargers over Jets.  Yes, Sister Alegna told you not to gamble away your allowance money on football games and put it in the offering plate instead.  You didn’t listen to her, did you?  Chargers are minus 7 against the Jets at home.  Normally, Red doesn’t like to give away more than 6, but factoring in the triple time zone hex and the reverse latitudinal shift coefficient, the computer boys tell us that the Chargers are a lock.  Forget what I told you last week. Forget the 3 large you squandered on the Falcons.  Forget my address when this one goes south. San Diego 33 New Jersey 10.

Answer:  Nine teams have made the playoffs after starting 1-4; the last being the 2009 Packers.

Today in Texas History – September 29

Immaculate Conception of the Blessed Virgin Mary Catholic Church in Panna Maria Texas

In 1856, Father Leopold Moczygemba consecrated the first Polish Catholic church in the United States in Panna Maria. The first church was destroyed by lightning in 1875. The present church was completed in 1877 and was enlarged in 1937. During a recent renovation,  a painted ceiling was discover and restored. Panna Maria claims to be the oldest Polish settlement in America.

There was a rumor about a tumor nestled at the base of his brain.

From the annals of brain-dead collecting.  The Remington 700 6mm rifle used by Charles Whitman to shoot some of the 17 people he killed in August 1966  in the UT Tower Massacre is up for sale.  For only $25,000 this piece of American mass-killing history can be yours.

According to the Houston Chronicle:.

“There is a pending offer on the rifle of over $25,000 right now,” said [Donald] Weiss, a gun collector in his own right. That offer is from an Orange man, Weiss said.Weiss has seen the weapon used at a North Texas gun range and confirms it is in working condition. The buyer likely would want the rifle for its historical significance, and not for its inherent morbidity, Weiss said. “I think that people who have an interest in this will be shooters or gun collectors. It will be bought for collector value,” Weiss says.

August 1, 1966 is a day I will never forget.  My father was at a travel agency on the Drag just about 30 minutes before the shooting began.  I was playing in the backyard with a friend when my Grandmother came out. “Someone’s taking potshots at people from the Tower.” Unfortunately they were not pot shots.  Whitman was a trained marksman and displayed it that day.  We watched the event unfold live on KTBC which had a camera trained on the Tower.  The Tower was turned from a place of majesty and pride into a fearful monstrosity that day by an insane egomaniac.

Quote from the Ballad of Charles Whitman by Kinky Friedman.

Today in Texas History – September 26

In 1927, the “Toonerville Trolley” streetcar service from Houston to the then suburban community of Bellaire was replaced with bus service.  A sad day for public transportation.  The Trolley was designed to bring prospective buyers to Bellaire and to make Bellaire accessible from Houston.  A brochure mentioned a 30 minute trip from Houston, though there were those who remembered it sometimes took more like 2 hours for a round trip.  There was only one trolley in service at a time and it was #124, dubbed the Toonerville Trolley.  The last Trolley car sits uselessly in the Paseo Park median of Bellaire Blvd where the trolley lines used to run.  The City tries to keep the Trolley spirit alive with the Trolley 5K Run and Trolley Tunes concerts in the park.