Good old “Lyin’ Ted” Cruz (TP – Texas) is suing the Federal Election Commission seeking to invalidate a law limiting the ability of candidates to use contributions repay his or her loans to the campaign. Part of the landmark McCain-Feingold campaign finance reform placed limits on the ability of candidates to repay their loans from political contributions. Roughly speaking, a candidate cannot repay more than $250,000 to himself or herself with money raised after the election. It appears that Cruz loaned his campaign directly or indirectly about $260,000 and was repaid $250,000. That means this suit is over the grand sum of $10,000. Cruz claims that the law is a violation of his First Amendment right to free speech and given the Supreme Court’s conclusion that $ = Speech, Cruz may be on to something. The consequences of a favorable ruling for the Tea Party favorite could be interesting. A candidate could place a huge bet on his or her success and then have unlimited ability to use elected office to repay that winning bet from the well-heeled donors seeking favorable treatment. In any event – given the amount involved – maybe LT is due for a new nickname. How about “Penny Ante” Ted?
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Slow Down, You Move too Fast – You’ve got to Make your English Class
For those who haven’t been in Austin lately, the scourge of the rented scooter may not sound like much of a problem. Well, it is as injuries mount and sidewalks are danger zones with scooters whizzing in and out of the foot traffic. The University of Texas is taking matters into its own hands as Texas Monthly reports:
[UT] announced a new speed limit for the dockless scooters that have become ubiquitous not just on its campus but throughout central Austin, Dallas, and San Antonio, as well as at other colleges like Texas Tech and Abilene Christian. Unlike conventional speed limits, it won’t take a cop with a radar gun to ensure riders don’t break the rule. Instead, the 8-mph limit will be enforced using geofencing technology, which will throttle down a scooter’s top speed (typically 15 to 17 mph) whenever it’s on the UT campus.
The limit, which goes into effect March 26, appears to be the first implementation of geofencing to regulate scooter speed anywhere in the country.
2019 NCAA Tournament Logos Deciphered (and made fun of – Cont.) North Dakota State

Will be extinct after first round.
2019 NCAA Tournament Logos Deciphered (and made fun of – Cont.) Fairleigh Dickinson

Two steps over one step sideways – which is actually two steps more than needed to exit from NCAA Tournament.
2019 NCAA Tournament Logos Deciphered (and made fun of – Cont.) Gardner-Webb
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I’m gonna get that Terrier that took a shit in my yard!
2019 NCAA Tournament Logos Deciphered (and made fun of – Cont.) Iona
Iona smack you over the head with my shillelagh.
2019 NCAA Tournament Logos Deciphered (and made fun of – Cont.) Abilene Christian

Nike sneaks in subliminal swoosh.
2019 NCAA Tournament Logos Deciphered (and made fun of – Cont.) Colgate
Here’s your flaming brandy cocktail and a giant napkin.
2019 NCAA Tournament Logos Deciphered (and made fun of – Cont.) Montana

I’m looking for you Betsy DeVoss!
2019 NCAA Tournament Logos Deciphered (and made fun of – Cont.) Bradley

