Today in Texas History – February 2

From the Annals of Unjust Wars –  In 1848, the United States and Mexico signed the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo ending the Mexican-American war – the last time the U.S. fought with one of its neighbors. The Treaty was a humiliating defeat for Mexico stripping it of approximately 1/3 of its territory and adding that 525,000 square miles to United States territory.  The new territory comprised California, Nevada, Utah, New Mexico, Arizona as well as parts of Texas, Colorado and Wyoming.  The war had been launched over controversy regarding the border between Texas and Mexico.  The U.S. claimed the Rio Grande while Mexico claimed the Nueces River as the boundary.

The last act of President John Tyler before leaving office in 1845 had been to annex the Republic of Texas. Incoming President James Polk had greater designs on the west.  Polk did attempt to buy land from Mexico, but his emissary John Slidell was stonewalled by the Mexican government.  Rebuffed, Polk sent American troops to the disputed border region in Texas in January of 1846 to provoke the Mexicans into war. When the Mexicans fired on American troops in April of 1846, Polk had the excuse he needed. He declared, “[Mexico] has invaded our territory and shed American blood upon American soil,” and sent the order for war to Congress on May 11.

Polk’s motives were likely mixed.  He had run for President in 1844 on a Democratic platform that supported manifest destiny, but many Northerners believed that Polk was trying to gain land for the slaveholding South.  Others opposed the war on the grounds that it was a war of territorial conquest.  Ulysses S. Grant, who fought in the war with many others who would be come famous in the U.S. Civil War, called the war “one of the most unjust ever waged by a stronger against a weaker nation. It was an instance of a republic following the bad example of European monarchies, in not considering justice in their desire to acquire additional territory.”  The newly acquired territory certainly helped lead the U.S. into more controversy over the expansion of slavery as the U.S. slid inexorably into civil war only 13 years later.

Today in Texas History – January 30

From the Annals of the Blues –  In 1982, blues legend Sam (Lightnin’) Hopkins died at the age of 70.  Hopkins was born in Centerville and started playing on a home-made guitar at age 8.  His first  instrument was  a cigar-box guitar with chicken-wire strings. By ten he was playing music with his cousin, Alger (Texas) Alexander, and Blind Lemon Jefferson. By his teens, Hopkins was playing the blues wherever he could find an audience.   His career was interrupted by a prison term at the Houston County Prison Farm in the mid-1930s.  After that, he returned to the blues-club circuit ultimately deciding to live in Houston.  In 1959, Hopkins began working with legendary producer Sam Chambers and for the first time his songs began to reach a mainstream white audience. Hopkins switched to an acoustic guitar and found greater success as a folk-blues artist ultimately playing at distinguished venues such as Carnegie Hall and opening concerts for numerous rock bands. Hopkins recorded at least 85 albums.

Red’s Superb Owl Pick

Red is keeping it simple this week.  This is the matchup between two worthy teams.  One led by Belicheat and the other by Pete the Cheat.  Belicheat has perfected it at the pro level (except for that getting caught thing) while Pete the Cheat took it to a whole new level at USC.  So who do you pick in a game featuring two notorious cheaters?  Obviously we have to look elsewhere.

The Patriots offense can roll anyone on any given day.  Do not expect Broncolike futility this year.  Even the Seahawks defense will have trouble containing so many varied options.  Brady can pick among 4-5 legitimate downfield threats and the fresh legs of the Fat Pig (aka LaGarrette Blount).  The Patriots defense is better than it should be.  The Seahawks will not surprise them.  The key will be containment on Wilson.  They cannot let him extend plays – easier said than done.  Lynch will get his yards, but Lynch alone cannot beat you unless your team is two scores down.  That’s they other key for the Patriots – keep it close.  The Pats win a close game in the 4th quarter.

Meanwhile, the Seahawks passing attack is weak.  Patriots cannot get too focused on stopping Lynch.  They have to shut down Wilson and his mediocre wide receiving corps.  I think the Seahawks defense will have to limit the Pats to 24 points or less to win.  A tall order.

The edge is ever so slightly in favor of the Patriots – unless Brady really is feeling crummy enough to affect his game.  This one should be good.

Patriots 31 Seahawks 23.

Superb Owl Betting Update

Red remembers reading a story many years ago about an inveterate gambler and all of his numerous bets on the Superb Owl.  The punch line of the story was that he was so addicted to gambling that he had bet $500 on the coin toss.  Little did we know that such a bet would become commonplace.  Today you can make bets on such ridiculous matters as the following:

What color will Bill Belichick’s hoodie be?

Gray +150, Blue +175, Red +700

What color Gatorade will be dumped on the winning coach?

Orange +150, Yellow +350, Clear +400, Blue +750, Red +750, Purple +800, Green +1000

How long will the National Anthem (sung by Idina Menzel) take?

Over/Under 2 minutes and 2.5 seconds

How many times will Gisele Bundchen be shown on TV?

Over/Under 1.5 times.

These are of course in addition to the many ridiculous prop bets that you can make based on the actual play of the game.  These include, among many others, such important matters as:

Whether a ball hits a goal post on any kicking play.

Whether there will be a fake punt for a first down.

Whether the jersey number of the first player to score a touchdown will be odd or even.

What strikes Red as odd is how many of these bets can be manipulated.  For example, what is to prevent Belichick from wearing a red hoodie and having a stalking horse put down several large on that prop bet?

Today in Texas History

From the Annals of the Texas Abolitionists –  In 1844, Republic of Texas president Sam Houston granted an empresario contract to Charles Fenton Mercer.  The grant was notable because the former U.S. Representative from Virginia was considered an abolitionist even though he was probably more accurately characterized as a strong advocate of developing the American West for the white race and colonizing “free people of color” through emigration to Africa.  After resigning from Congress to staunch the drain on his personal finances, he became interested in bringing settlers to North Texas.  Mercer organized the Texas Association and quickly recruited more than 100 families as potential settlers.  But Mercer’s vision never came to fruition.  Texas was turning away from the empresario system and Mercer’s well-known abolitionist sentiments made the colony an issue in the abolition and annexation controversy.  Mercer’s resources were further drained by court disputes over land claims.  Ultimately, Mercer assigned his interest in the contract to other members of the Texas Association in return for a $2,000 annuity.

Patrick Backtracks on Open Carry

Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick has incurred the ire of some open carry supporters for his statements earlier this week seemingly discounting the possibility of passing an open carry law this legislative session.

The Austin American Statesman reports:

“Second Amendment rights are very important, but open carry has not reached the level of being prioritized at this point,” Patrick said during a Texas Tribune event Tuesday morning. “I don’t think there’s support in the Legislature to pass it.”  There have not been enough votes to send an open-carry bill to the governor in past legislative sessions, he said, and this session, “I haven’t had anyone bring it up to me.”

It’s too early for an “I told you so”, but see Red’s predictions for 2015.

John Cornyn – Brilliant Cross-Examiner

Sen. Cornyn displayed why he is better suited to serving in the U.S. Senate than practicing his chosen profession of attorney in yesterday’s brilliant questioning of U.S. Attorney General nominee Loretta Lynch.

Cornyn: “Let me just stipulate, you’re not Eric Holder, are you?”

Lynch: “No, I’m not, sir.”

We learned a lot from that exchange.  Move on Sen. Cornyn.

Cornyn then launched into a long, laundry list of Tea Party criticisms of Eric Holder before asking,

Cornyn:  “How will you be different from Eric Holder?”

Lynch:  “I will be myself, I will be Loretta Lynch.” 

At least those troublesome identity questions are all cleared up.

Rick Perry – Still Indicted

State District Court Judge Bert Richardson denied Rick Perry’s request to dismiss his indictment for abuse of official capacity and coercion of a public servant.  Perry’s legal team argued that the statutes under which Perry was indicted were unconstitutionally vague as applied and that the indictment on the charge of coercion failed to negate the exception for a government official acting in their official capacity.  Richardson dismissed both complaints and it seems fairly clear from his opinion that Perry’s lawyers have a tenuous grasp on the ins and outs of Texas criminal procedure.  The Houston Chronicle reports:

Richardson said that state law doesn’t allow him to decide at this point in the process whether the law was unconstitutionally applied to Perry, as his lawyers contend.

“Simply put, the court’s hands are tied,” Richardson wrote.

Perry’s high-profile defense team contended that the case against Perry violates his constitutional rights and his authority as governor. In a signal of the high stakes, Perry has paid them more than $1 million from his campaign fund.Perry’s team on Tuesday quickly filed notice that he will appeal the decision.

Hopefully, none of the more than $100,000 in taxpayer money that has gone to Perry’s defense was used to make the seemingly frivolous arguments made in the futile attempt to avoid a trial for the ex-Governor.

Today in Texas History – January 28

From the Annals of the Italo-Texicans –  In 1836, Italian native Prospero Bernardi arrived in Texas after a voyage from New Orleans aboard the schooner Pennsylvania as part of a volunteer company raised by Captain Amasa Turner.  After arriving in Texas, Bernardi enlisted in the Texas army on February 13, 1836.  His most distinguished service came during the Battle of San Jacinto which secured Texas’ independence. He remained in the army until January or February 1837, when he received a medical discharge because of a spinal injury sustained during combat.  Bernardi received a bounty grant and a first-class headright grant for his military service.  Both grants were somehow assigned to other parties. Bernardi quickly disappeared from history.  In February of 1838, two former fellow soldiers testified as to their belief that he was deceased but little else is known. A bust of Bernardi  stands in front of the Hall of State at Fair Park in Dallas.