Last in So Many Things, But First in Wrong Way Crashes

The san Antonio Wrong Way Driver (WWD) Initiative

NBC 5 in Dallas reports that Texas leads the nation in wrong way crashes and is doing little to stop the resulting carnage on our highways.

Despite years of detailed recommendations to prevent wrong-way crashes, an NBC 5 investigation has found the Texas Department of Transportation has yet to implement many of those safety measures on North Texas roads. Meanwhile other states and even local toll road operators have taken steps that appear to be reducing the number of wrong-way incidents.

Texas leads the nation is wrong-way crashes. Using TxDOT data, NBC 5 Investigates has learned there have been almost 3,500 wrong-way crashes in just four years. Most are caused by drunken drivers who blow past warning signs and then slam head-on into other drivers.

553, 554, 555, 556 – Thanks for the coffee, Joe. Now, um, damn, 1, 2, 3, 4 . . .

Forbes reports that a Wichita Falls man was arrested while attempting to pay his $600 property tax bill with one dollar bills.

Only there’s a little bit more to the story than that. The 27-year old Texan, Timothy Andrew Norris, arrived in person at the Wichita County Courthouse to pay his $600 property tax with individual dollar bills – only there was a twist. Or, er, a fold. Norris had allegedly folded each bill so tightly that it “required tax office personnel approximately six minutes to unfold each bill.” If you’re doing the math, that means that it would take 3,600 minutes – or 60 hours, longer than a work week – to unfold the bills.

Norris was clearly within his rights as legal tender is an acceptable form of payment under Tex. Tax. Code 31.06.  The real trouble began when a crowd started forming around the spectacle prompting  Wichita County Tax Assessor-Collector Tommy Smyth to ask Norris to leave.  When he refused, Norris was arrested for criminal trespass and then compounded the problem by resisting arrest.  My guess is that he will be able to generate a considerable defense fund to fight off the charges.   And one can only wonder how long it took Norris to fold the dollar bills so tightly.

Today in Texas History – February 4

From the Annals of the Wildcatters –  In 1918, the No. 1 Chaney oil well began producing in Breckenridge.  There had been drilling in the area since 1911, but the success of the Chaney No. 1 began a boom which increased the population of Breckenridge from 800 to over 30,000.   Within months, over 200 derricks were drilling in the town and within two years there were over 2000 drilling sites in the immediate area. By 1919, production in the Breckenridge area was over 10 million barrels and peaked at over 31 million barrels in 1921.

The Greatest Quarterback in Pro Football History

There is a lot of run for Tom Brady after Superb Owl XLIX.   Well, what about a guy who took his team to the league championship game every year he played and won seven titles.  Who also posted a record of 114 wins, 20 losses and four ties, including going 9–3 in the playoffs.  Who also still holds the NFL record for career average yards gained per pass attempt (9).  Oh, and who also has an NBA Championship ring (assuming they gave out rings back then).  Of whom do I speak?

The incomparable Otto Graham who led the Cleveland Browns to 7 titles in the AAFC and the NFL and yes, won an NBA championship with the Rochester Royals.

Who does he think he is – Warren Sapp?

The Dallas Morning News reports that John Attanasio, the former dean of the Dedman School of Law at Southern Methodist University in Dallas was arrested by Texas Department of Public Safety officers on prostitution charges.  Attanasio was arrested early Sunday morning and booked into the Collin County Jail on charges of solicitation of prostitution.  He was released after posting a $500 bond for the charge, which is a Class B misdemeanor.  SMU has declined comment other than to confirm that Attanasio is still employed but will not be teaching classes this week.

Today in Texas History – February 3

From the Annals of Rock and Roll –  In 1959, Charles “Buddy” Holly was killed in a plane crash near Clear Lake, Iowa.  Holly and his new band had performed at the Surf Ballroom in Clear Lake the night before as part of the “Winter Dance Party” tour. Holly’s band consisting of Waylon Jennings (bass), Tommy Allsup (guitar) and Carl Bunch (drums) was also the backing band for the other acts on the tour which included Richie Valens, J.P. “The Big Bopper” Richardson, and Dion DiMucci.   The tour had been poorly planned as the distances between venues and the badly equipped tour buses were adversely affecting the performers.  Several band members were suffering from the flu and Bunch was hospitalized due to frostbite. Holly decided to charter a flighte from Clear Lake to Fargo, North Dakota where they would catch up with the tour for its next performance in Moorhead, Minnesota.  Richardson, sick with the flu, swapped places with Waylon Jennings, Allsup lost his place to Ritchie Valens on a coin toss. DiMucci decided not to board the plane because of the $36 fee.

The loss to music was immeasurable.  Holly and Valens were likely headed to even greater stardom.  Holly was an incredible and inventive songwriter and doubtless would have had a considerable influence over popular music for decades.  His catalogue of hits from his short career is nothing short of astonishing.  It truly was the day the music died.

The Most Famous House in Lubbock

Looking like a javelina ready to charge or perhaps some alien assault vehicle, the late artist Robert Bruno’s Steel House outside of Lubbock generated much controversy during its construction over the course of 3 decades.  It sits unfinished and abandoned today, still generating controversy.  Mark Lamster, architecture critic for The Dallas Morning News has written a thoughtful piece about the artist and his most famous creation.

What is peeking up over the horizon is something decidedly different, however, and soon enough you will come upon it in all its remarkable glory: a four-legged organism of blackened steel perched on a scruffy ridge, its curving forms resolving themselves in a postcard view over the blue waters of a recreational lake. It could easily be something landed from outer space, the kind of house a James Bond villain might occupy, if he were to put down roots in a nondescript residential development 15 minutes from the drowsy heart of downtown Lubbock.

One hopes that there is a use for this unique piece of Texas art and architecture history.