Since the people have spoken and want the GOP in charge of everything, Red is jumping on the bandwagon and he wants it all. Red wants the entire Trump/Republican agenda. And he will be damn pissed off if it doesn’t come to pass. Here’s what Red wants:
- The 12-15 million illegal aliens need to be rounded up and sent home. Every last one of those free-loading bastards.
- The beautiful wall on the southern border needs to be built and it better be a real wall.
- Mexico needs to pay for it.
- No more Chinese made crap in our stores.
- NAFTA needs to go.
- NATO allies – screw them. Whatever Putin wants is cool.
- Minimum wage – you’ll take what we give you and like it.
- Get rid of the EPA and environmental regulation – business knows best. Dirty air and water are a small price to pay.
- Discrimination laws gone – again business knows best.
- Hillary must be put in prison – Lock Her Up!
- Overturn Roe v. Wade.
- Women who get illegal abortions need to go to prison where they can hang out with Hillary.
- Better yet, the death penalty for an abortion because murder is murder.
- Massive tax cuts for the wealthiest. They have been so put upon.
- More taxes for the poorest, it’s entirely their fault they are poor. They need to pay.
- End federal funding of education. Dumber folks will continue to vote Republican.
- Recriminalize sodomy. Those homos who are screwing each other need to go to jail
- End same sex marriage. You decided to be queer – get over it.
- English only everywhere. Comprende, Pedro?
- Bring back the gold standard – get rid of the Federal Reserve.
- Take over fight for Mosul. Defeat ISIS and take the oil.
- No Muslims coming to the US. Sorry Abdul, go back to camel racing.
- Bomb the ever-loving shit out of Iran. Then bomb them some more.
- Make it as hard as humanly possible to cast a vote – unless White of course.
- Stop and frisk every person of color whenever possible – they are probably criminals and just don’t know it yet.
- In fact, just let the police do whatever they think is best – as long as the Republicans are in control anyway.
- Enforce the Second Amendment. You want a personal nuclear warhead, that’s cool because you have the right to bear arms and a nuke is an “arm.” If you’re black and carrying a weapon, however, you are just asking for it.
- Endangered species – to stupid to live – not our problem.
- Global warming beats the hell out of global cooling. Carbon is life. We need more carbon.
- Coal mines. Dig deeper.
- Steel mills – reopened.
- Wall Street needs to be set free to create more opportunities for the wealthy to get wealthier. A rising tide . . . and all.
- Withdraw from the UN – bunch of commies.
- Repeal Obamacare. Replace it with something that increases the bottom line for insurance companies. They know best too.
- Social security and Medicare need to be privatized too. People will make wise decisions – like investing in a Trump property or taking a class at Trump U.
- Balance the budget – recession be damned.
- Increase military spending – double what the rest of world combined spends just aint getting it done.
Red is sure there is more, but this is a good start. He’ll get back to you.