Red salutes our brave men and women who have served this country in times of peace and war. But mostly war. Because that is what we voted for on Tuesday and Red supports the will of the American people. As Donald Trump said, “I’m really good at war, I love war, in a certain way.” We voted for war, so bring it on, baby. Let’s get to warring.
Red thinks Iran is good first step. We need to bomb the ever-loving shit out of those bastards. As DT said about his love of war “—including with nukes. Yes, including with nukes.” What are we sitting on all these dang nuclear bombs for if we aint gonna use them? Probably only need a dozen or so to turn most of Iran into glass, rubble and vaporized body parts. Red can smell the burning flesh from here and its only just a little bit sickly sweet. But that’s just a good start.
Next step ISIS and Mosul. Red says put about 50,000 troops on the ground, kick their asses back to the Stone Age, take the oil and their Korans and let someone else worry about the rest of the mess.
So let’s make some more veterans and give them a chance to fight in a Donald Trump war – it will be a beautiful war with lots of winning. In fact, you’ll get sick of winning and lose a battle or two just to break up the monotony of victory.