Kiss me with your Commie Lips, kiss me (with apologies to Ian Drury and the Blockheads).

Hey Shortstack – what you standing on a milk crate?

Supreme Leader, huh?  I like the sound of that.

Five stars – one for each of my kids and one for every relative you’ve offed.

Vlad saw this and boy was he jealous!

That jagged line symbolizes me ripping up the Constitution.

Melania knows a good surgeon that can take care of the double chin.

We make a deal and there’s a McDonalds in Pyongyang next week.

Really – you like K-Pop too?

This is my tough negotiator stare – used before I totally cave in to save face.