Kiss me with your Commie Lips, kiss me (with apologies to Ian Drury and the Blockheads).
Hey Shortstack – what you standing on a milk crate?
Supreme Leader, huh? I like the sound of that.
Five stars – one for each of my kids and one for every relative you’ve offed.
Vlad saw this and boy was he jealous!
That jagged line symbolizes me ripping up the Constitution.
Melania knows a good surgeon that can take care of the double chin.
We make a deal and there’s a McDonalds in Pyongyang next week.
Really – you like K-Pop too?
This is my tough negotiator stare – used before I totally cave in to save face.
“When it comes to how we should deal with evil doers, the Bible, in the book of Romans, is very clear: God has endowed rulers full power to use whatever means necessary — including war — to stop evil. In the case of North Korea, God has given Trump authority to take out Kim Jong Un.”
Robert Jeffress, Trump Supporter, Pastor of First Baptist Church in Dallas and Confidant of God.
Red for one is glad that Jeffress is here to tell us what God thinks. We would be lost without his intercession and misconstruing all that wimpy stuff Jesus said about forgiveness, turning the other cheek and making friends of your enemies. And since he also knows that God placed Trump in the White House, it is unsurprising that RJ has now established a holy hot line with the almighty to help Trump justify whatever it is he wants to do – Constitution be damned. So when Trump decides to nuke the hell out of millions of North Koreans, take solace that God is smiling and approving because he wanted Trump to condemn those men, women and children to burn in the lake of blessed nuclear fire.