Red was busy and missed all of the games this week. Do you think that will stop him from spouting off? Think again.

1. Philadelphia Eagles – Strong outings from Brown and Smith. When they are on – its the best receiving combo in the league. If they had a top back the offense might be even more unstoppable than it is.
2. Buffalo Bills – Life without Von Miller is livable. Domination of their long time nemesis Patriots puts the Bills back in the mix for top team in the league.
3. Cincinnati Bengals – Seem to be peaking at about the right time. Just ask the Chiefs.
4. Dallas Cowboys – The biggest mismatch of the season against the hapless Texans.
5. Kansas City Chiefs – Not headed in the right direction at this point in the season.
6. Minnesota Vikings – Playing in a shit division certainly helps.
7. San Francisco 49ers – This is probably the apex after losing Jimmy G. for the season. It’s time for Mr. Irrelevant Brock Purdy to show that he is no joke.
8. Miami Dolphins – Not able to play with the Big Boy Defenses yet.
9. Tennessee Titans – Getting stomped by the Eagles puts you in pretty good company.
10. Baltimore Ravens – The season hinges on Lamar Jackson’s knee.
11. Tampa Bay Buccaneers – Playing in a shit division helps. Can they beat a playoff team?
12. Seattle Seahawks – Red becoming huge Geno Smith fan.
13. Washington Commanders – Who had the Commanders making the playoffs? Anyone, anyone, Bueller, anyone?
14. New York Giants – Hanging on for dear life right now.
15. New York Jets – The Jets are anything but boring – which in and of itself is a vast improvement from seasons past.
16. Detroit Lions – Red’s 2022 Team of Destiny has won 4 of 5 (losing only to the Bills) and the offense is back on track.
17. Los Angeles Chargers – Still hanging in there for the last playoff spot?
18. Las Vegas Raiders – Red has advantage of posting on Friday and having seen the Raiders lose to Baker Fucking Mayfield.
19. New England Patriots – The Pats are the worst thing in the world – they are boring.
20. Cleveland Browns – Browns scored fewer points than there are allegations against Mr. Watson against hapless Texans.
21. Green Bay Packers – They beat the Bears. Big Whoop!
22. Pittsburgh Stealers – Some signs of life detected in steel town.
23. New Orleans Saints – Almost beat the Bucs with the Rusty Rifle at the helm.
24. Chicago Bears – Topping the who gives a shit list this week.
25. Arizona Cardinals – Still wondering why JJ Watt thought this was a good place to land.
26. Jacksonville Jaguars –
27. Los Angeles Rams – Baker just needed some sunshine apparently.
28. Atlanta Falcons – Amazingly not out of it in the Pathetic Excuse for a Professional Football Division that is the NFC South.
29. Carolina Panthers – Are they still around?
30. Indianapolis Colts – Ugh!
31. Denver Broncos – Double Ugh!
32. Houston Texans – If you just don’t like people and hate being in a crowd consider attending a Texans home game.