It was a fairly interesting ending to a reasonably interesting regular season. There were a few playoff spots up for grabs, a couple of “win and in” games and a few surprises. Here is Red’s final ranking before the real fun begins.
- Buffalo Bills – The Bills trounced old rival Patriots from the get go. Red cannot remember the last time there were 2 touchdowns on kick returns in one game.
- Philadelphia Eagles – It weren’t pretty but the Eagles took care of business, locked down the No. 1 seed and two weeks rest for Jalen “Hurts”. Expect the Eagles to be ready to face whomever is coming down the pike.
- San Francisco 49ers – The most improbable story of the season has an unknown third-string quarterback leading the late season charge after the team secures one of the best RBs available. Will Mr. Purdy be able to handle the playoff pressure?
- Kansas City Chiefs – The Chiefs looked better in stomping the Raiders. But it was the Raiders after all.
- Cincinnati Bengals – Still playing as well as any team right now. They can beat any team on any given Sunday.
- Los Angles Chargers – Are they just satisfied to have finally made the post-season.
- Seattle Seahawks – Don’t discount Pete Carrol in the playoffs. He has won games with worse teams than this. What a glorious season for Geno Smith – almost certainly the comeback player of the year.
- Tampa Bay Buccaneers – Tom Brady in the playoffs is always dangerous.
- Jacksonville Jaguars – All of London celebrates their team making the playoffs. Pubs will be crowded on Sunday.
- Dallas Cowboys – Looked inept in every phase of the game against a Commanders team with nothing to play for except hatred of the Cowboys – admittedly a powerful motivation. It’s a bad time for your rushing game to disappear.
- Baltimore Ravens – Unlikely to surprise anyone in the playoffs, but their defense could keep it close.
- Minnesota Vikings – The only playoff team with a negative point differential based on a few blowout losses.
- Miami Dolphins – Crawled over the finish line with 9-6 win over Jets.
- New York Giants – Some team has to be the worst team in the playoffs.
- Detroit Lions – It turns out that Red’s 2022 NFL Team of Destined was only destined to keep the Packers out of the playoffs. Watch out next season.
- Pittsburgh Stealers – Definitely headed in the right direction after disastrous start to season.
- New England Patriots – Bellicheat is back for season 24.
- Green Bay Packers – A pathetic end to an absurd season. Who wants the damaged goods that is A. Rodgers? Anyone, anyone, Bueller, anyone?
- Washington Commanders – With a real quarterback, they could be dangerous but only to themselves.
- New Orleans Saints – With a real quarterback, they could be average which would be a big improvement.
- Atlanta Falcons – With a real quarterback, they could be a football team or win the North American Cornhole Championship.
- Las Vegas Raiders – With a real quarterback, they will still suck – but to be fair they will suck anyway.
- Tennessee Titans – With a real quarterback, they will still be in Nashville and not talked about in the right circles.
- Cleveland Browns – Have a real quarterback (and problem child); still going nowhere.
- New York Jets – Novels could be written about the Jets 2022 season. Publishers are waiting with bated breath or possibly baited breath (minnows).
- Carolina Panthers – Does anyone really know what time it is? Does anyone really care? Just asking for a friend.
- Los Angeles Rams – It was fun while it lasted. Well not that much fun.
- Arizona Cardinals – Just got better with the firing of Kliff K.
- Denver Broncos – Did they play some games this season? Red forgets.
- Chicago Bears – Technically the worst team. Spiritually the best.
- Houston Texans – Blew the No. 1 pick, but worth it to beat the hated Colts in Indy.
- Indianapolis Colts – Pathetic in every phase of the game including the coin toss.