No. 1 Seed Gonzaga

Gee You shouldn’t strain so hard when dropping a turd.

No. 9 Missouri

“And I Mizzou like the desert miss the rain.” With apologies to Everything but the Boy.

No. 8 Seed Oklahoma

Blood spurts from Sooners mouth when he accidentally cuts off his head with scythe.

No. 4 Seed Virginia

Vilkinson Sword Blades Sold Here.

No. 13 Seed Ohio

Large Raptor impales face of Cat.

No. 7 U Conn

Official Mascot of Trump University.

No. 10 Seed Maryland

Trade you this M for my penis back.

No. 15 Seed Grand Canyon

Noted for their lack of speed.

No. 2 Seed Iowa

Flying Boobs, an Enema Bag, a Jib Sail and Lion’s Tooth.

No. 9 Seed Drake

Outta my way. I’m taking a shit in your front yard!