Category Archives: Quote for the Day

Quote for the Day

“Evangelicals still believe in the commandment: Thou shalt not have sex with a porn star.”

Robert Jeffress, Pastor First Baptist Church Dallas

But not really, because in the case of Donald Trump, Jeffress will give him a pass on breaking any of the Big Ten, because if Trump will support the Gun-toting, Gay-hating, Race-baiting, War-mongering, Money-loving Prosperity Jesus Bullshit version of the New Testament preached by Jeffress and his ilk, then – well Donald – go ahead and commit adultery, screw Stormy Daniels and any other skirt you want.  Because after all, the only God this breed of Evangelical worships is the God of Money and clearly the God of Money has blessed Saint Trump.


Quote for the Day

“I really believe I’d run in there even if I didn’t have a weapon.”

Donald Trump on the Marjory Stoneman Douglas HS mass shooting.

Red really believes that Trump really believes that he really believes that he would be heroic if only given the chance.  Like on 911, when he sat in the comfort of Trump Tower gloating that he now had the tallest building in New York after the World Trade Center towers fell.  Now that was some heroism.

Quote for the Day

“I am watching all the other guys doing what I want to be doing and I am sitting on a couch being a loser.”

Johnny Manziel on his attempt to climb his way back to the NFL.  Manziel says he has been diagnosed as bi-polar and is now on medication and has stopped drinking.

Quote for the Day

“If you say, ‘Well, I don’t have any symptoms of the flu,’ well, great! That’s the way it’s supposed to be. Just keeping saying that. ‘I’ll never have the flu. I’ll never have the flu.’ Inoculate yourself with the word of God.”

Texas Televangelist Kelly Copeland.

Red would like to inoculate himself with something that would make it impossible for him to hear or read the words of crazy TV beggar preachers.

Quote for the Day

“I don’t think I’ve ever spoken to him. I don’t think I’ve ever met him. And he actually said he was a very low-level member of I think a committee for a short period of time. I don’t think I ever met him. Now, it’s possible that I walked into a room and he was sitting there, but I don’t think I ever met him.”

Donald Trump on Carter Page.  Yet somehow, the widely discredited Nunes memo concerning the FBI’s supposedly questionable  surveillance of Page completely vindicates Trump?  Please explain!

Jews Okay – Muslims Not So Much

“One of our attorneys is a Jew.”

Kayla Moore, wife of twice disgraced Alabama Supreme Court Justice, self-avowed Christian conservative and accused serial child molester Roy Moore.

Well thank God, RM is getting competent legal advice.

“The Islamic faith rejects our God and believes that the state must mandate the worship of its own god, Allah.  Common sense alone dictates that in the midst of a war with Islamic terrorists we should not place someone in a position of great power who shares their doctrine. In 1943, we would never have allowed a member of Congress to take their oath on ‘Mein Kampf,’ or someone in the 1950s to swear allegiance to the ‘Communist Manifesto.’ Congress has the authority and should act to prohibit Ellison from taking the congressional oath today!”

Twice disgraced Alabama Supreme Court Justice, self-avowed Christian conservative and accused serial child molester Roy Moore speaking on whether Keith Ellison (D.Minn) should be allowed to sit in Congress.

Well thank God, Roy Moore is not in charge of things, yet.