George Pee Bush endorsed Donald Trump for President on Monday and urged other to vote for the man who had such nice things to say about dear old Dad JEB!!!!$$$$? (damn it feels good to type that one again!). Here’s a sample.
“He’s a total stiff, Jeb Bush.” Red has to disagree here as this seems to imply the presence of a spine – something demonstrably lacking in this species.
“Loser.” Hard to argue with that one in retrospect.
“The last thing we need is another Bush.” Again, Red has to concede on that one – but shouldn’t George Pee be taking notes for future reference.
“Not a smart man.” Trump nails it again. Red has it on good authority that JEB!!!!$$$$?’s college roommate referred to him as “the stupidest person I have ever met.”
“Here’s a guy, honestly, if he weren’t in government, you wouldn’t hire him to do anything, okay? If you had a company you wouldn’t even hire him.” But wouldn’t the lack of hiring prevent the Donald from using his “You’re Fired” tag line. Oh well, sacrifices must be made for the greater cause.
“I don’t have a lot of respect for Jeb. Jeb’s a lightweight.” Red assumes that “featherweight” is a bit too obscure.
“He’s a sad person who has gone absolutely crazy. I mean, this guy is a nervous wreck.” Cue the violins.
And finally, the greatest insult of all.
“He’s an embarrassment to his family.” Considering the considerable competition in the familial embarrassment category available from big brother’s track record of incompetence, Dad’s humiliating loss to Slick Willie and little brother’s shameful business dealings, Red can’t really imagine that anything worse could be said about JEB!!!!$$$$?
So what kind of completely spineless weasel, suck up, sycophant endorses someone who has said these things about his father?