“That White House is a real dump.”
President Donald Trump (said to members of Trump National Bedminster Golf Club where the President chooses to spend his summer weekends at great expense to the taxpayers).
Red can see how Trump thinks the WH is a dump and not up to his standards. Trump has made a few other more detailed observations about our Nation’s Number One Dump. Red shares a few with you:
Where are the silk-embroidered toilet seat covers with my face and MAGA?
We really need some solid gold faucets and spigots to class this place up a bit.
Not to mention Perrier spouting bidets like we have at Trump Tower?
There is absolutely no room for the stuffed and mounted wild animal trophies of endangered species offed by DJ and Eric.
You expect Melania to make do with a 1500 sq. ft closet. I take a dump in bathroom bigger than that at Mar-a-Lago.
You call this a kitchen – when it can only crank out 400-500 dinners at one time?
The oval office – not really all that oval! Fake news.
Didn’t Lincoln die in the Lincoln bedroom anyway? Sad!
Not surprisingly, it still reeks of Negro!
On the bright side, the lingering odor of Rancid Penis is quickly fading!