Well Red was 3-3 for the week and running in place at 24-27 for the week. Red will not bet against the Saints again. He did call the Titans upset over the Patriots – so take that.
Your Game of the Week Game of the Week – Chiefs over Rams. Well sometimes it just speaks for itself. This one needs no hype. Two 9-1 teams (with both losses having come against stiff competition) roll into Estadio Azteca on del noche del proximo Lunes for this mid-season AFC/NFC marquee showdown. The winner gets bragging rights and an inside track to a top playoff seed (the Rams need some help in that regard). Red isn’t sure when there last was an AFC/NFC matchup of this caliber this late in the season. These are the two top scoring offenses in the league and unless the turf in Mexico City is just awful, the Mexican faithful can expect a fireworks show extraordinaire. Yes, Red knows that sometimes this turns into a tight defensive struggle, but he just can’t see it here with all the weapons that Mahomes and Goff have at their disposal guiding by two coaches who do not believe in holding their fire. This could last a while so load up on the guacamole and nachos and enjoy the fiesta. Red sticks with his Superb Owl favorite in this one. Kansas City 48 Los Angeles 40. Update: Game moved to LA – Red sticks with his original call.
Your National TV Game of the Week – Bears over Vikings. Sunday night is overshadowed by the explosive Monday night game between the Chiefs and Rams. Still this is a good matchup between two teams fighting for the NFC North lead going into the home stretch. Although Red doesn’t see either of these teams factoring two much into the playoffs, this is still a big game that could decide this division. Definitely worth watching and please God – let there be snow on Sunday night in the Windy City. Red is ready for an old fashioned blizzard game. Alas, there is a chance for light snow on Saturday. Chicago 17 Minnesota 14.
Your Disappointing Game of the Week – Packers over Seahawks. The 4-5 Seahawks seem to be appearing in a lot of Your DGOTW’s this season – and rightfully so. The only question Red has is – why no one seems to talk about a “hot seat” for Pete the Cheat. Maybe if he loses this one, the old rocking chair will be at least tepid. Meanwhile, the Packers at 4-4-1 are the very picture of disappointment. Ennui reigns this week as the winner keeps slim playoff hopes alive while the loser looks into the abyss of six more meaningless weeks of pain. Green Bay 24 Seattle 17.
Your Texas Game of the Week – Texans over OTNAs. Even if Red believed in Alex Smith, Adrian Peterson and the rest of the OTNA crew, he could never pick them to win this game or almost any game that wasn’t against the Cowboys. Yes the OTNAs are one of the biggest surprises of the year coming into this game at 6-3 leading the NFC East. But keep in mind that the OTNAs have scored exactly 176 points this season (that’s less than half of what the Chiefs have totaled) and given up 175. Talk about your smoke and mirrors! And what is truly amazing is that the OTNAs have scored fewer points than any team in the pathetic excuse for a professional football division (“PEFPFD”) that is the NFC East. Yes the Giants have scored more points (well one more point) than the OTNA’s. On the other hand, the Texans have to be the biggest in-season resurrection surprise so far. From 0-3 to 6-3 is no easy feat even against mediocre competition. Red thinks the Texans resurgent defense keeps this one close enough for the Texans to eke out a win on the road. Braves take the wrong warpath and end up in Delaware. Houston 24 Landover, MD 19.
Your Time Zone Hex Game of the Week – on Hiatus – Your Kick Ass Game of the Week – Falcons over Cowboys. This is the game most likely to turn into the dreaded field goal fest of yore. Atlanta 18 Arlington 9.
This Week’s Shit Bowl – Cardinals over Raiders. Well folks, it doesn’t get any smellier than this one. In fact, the fumes from this one are already driving Red to distraction and away from the old keyboard. Red thinks you will be entirely justified in unloading two shells from your Browning Superposed 20 gauge into the old 54 incher before halftime of this beastly BM battle. Even the emaciated and staggering ghost of Dead Al Davis can no longer complain at this point. The Gruden Raiders are a joke. Just make sure the wife and kids are off at the movies. Arizona 10 Oakland 0.